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Loan Request 1.8 Bil
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Brachra
13th Revelation
#1 - 2012-05-04 18:49:56 UTC  |  Edited by: Brachra
Looking for a short-term loan for 1.8 Bil to take care of a few things.
offer 29% interest
One-week loan term

Please contact me if you are serious

willing to provide any information you need to make this go smoothly
OllieNorth
Recidivists Incorporated
#2 - 2012-05-04 19:01:49 UTC
*cracks knuckles*

OK, where do I start?

-Why?
-What's your interest rate?
-What are the debts?
-Have you had any previous loans?
-Why 1.8 bil? Why not 2?
-Blood Type?
-Political Affiliation?
-Do you own a hover craft?
-Is it full of eels?
-Why not?
-Why are the goons the devil?
-Why are Interbus seats always slightly sticky?
-How long do you need the loan for?
-Who does Number Two work for?
-Solve for x
Brachra
13th Revelation
#3 - 2012-05-04 19:06:57 UTC
OllieNorth wrote:
*cracks knuckles*

OK, where do I start?

-Why? - for some purchases/ship fittings and to help a friend out of debt, Will be purchasing plex when iget paid so i know i can pay this back.

-What's your interest rate? im cool with what 99% of america gives first-time loan. 29% interest

-What are the debts? read above.

-Have you had any previous loans? No

-Why 1.8 bil? Why not 2? Good question. I can up this to 2Bil if its more comfortable

-Blood Type? O +

-Political Affiliation? Republican

-Do you own a hover craft? I do not

-Is it full of eels? If i owned one, it would be

-Why not? Does not apply

-Why are the goons the devil? Point of view based question.. i choose not to answer

-Why are Interbus seats always slightly sticky? I have chosen to not find the answer to this question

-How long do you need the loan for? One week. max.

-Who does Number Two work for? Dr Evil of course

-Solve for x (wh) y *


OllieNorth
Recidivists Incorporated
#4 - 2012-05-04 19:09:38 UTC
Well, I'm satisfied. Too bad I can't cover the loan.
Brachra
13th Revelation
#5 - 2012-05-04 19:14:33 UTC
Why.... did you respond then?
OllieNorth
Recidivists Incorporated
#6 - 2012-05-04 19:20:35 UTC
Because you failposted.

If you hang around, you'll see that I am kind of like the ISKless Angel of Irritation on this board. I show up from time to time to annoy people who make bad threads, and/or I trash Goons.
Brachra
13th Revelation
#7 - 2012-05-04 19:21:39 UTC
a bad post? i just needed a Loan. plain and simple.
Zia Pow
Eve Phased Credit Bank
#8 - 2012-05-04 19:34:02 UTC
Brachra wrote:
............ and to help a friend out of debt, Will be purchasing plex when iget paid so i know i can pay this back.





What type of debt is your "Friend" into to need you to go get a loan to help him?

This statement triggered my interest...or should i say, my interest rate.

Eve Phased Credit Bank   * The Safest Bank in Eve * "It's your Isk.  Use it when you need it"
Brachra
13th Revelation
#9 - 2012-05-04 19:37:06 UTC  |  Edited by: Brachra
Loans of his own... not going to give you his name though
as this loan will be my responsibility.

And how much more interest are we talking here?

Edit:

IF you need a list of my alts and such, to prove i have never recieved a Loan before. i will be more than happy to provide

Also:.
out of a 1.8Bil loan, 1.6 bil of it will be my usage. im not going to help him that much, especially if its ultimately going to cost me Real money.
OllieNorth
Recidivists Incorporated
#10 - 2012-05-04 19:38:29 UTC
This is the other thing I do, make you put more info into your loan request so that the people with actual money eventually show up. I should charge a commission.
Brachra
13th Revelation
#11 - 2012-05-04 19:39:35 UTC
OllieNorth wrote:
This is the other thing I do, make you put more info into your loan request so that the people with actual money eventually show up. I should charge a commission.

In a way...yes, you did make more people show up.
Just in an annoying trollish manner.

Take out the "annoying" and you probably could charge a comission.
kind of a Middle-man "Loan finder" service
Zia Pow
Eve Phased Credit Bank
#12 - 2012-05-04 19:46:00 UTC
You want to take a loan, to help a friend cover a loan.

Lets talk collateral........... got any?


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Brachra
13th Revelation
#13 - 2012-05-04 19:47:28 UTC
Not really.... i have one PLEX i can use as collateral
Cap James Tkirk
Baba Yagas
The Initiative.
#14 - 2012-05-04 19:54:16 UTC
well if your planning on plexing th isk next why not wait?...........
Brachra
13th Revelation
#15 - 2012-05-04 19:58:11 UTC
This isnt a question of "Why"s" i simply need the loan now, And know when i get paid.

Theres things i want to do without waiting an extra 7 days to do them.

Anyway, i can offer 1 Plex as Collateral.
As stated above, i will be getting paid and will buy Plexto repay this loan.

Interest of your choosing. Not worried about it as it will be paid off
Layckhaie Kaele
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#16 - 2012-05-04 20:05:22 UTC
Brachra wrote:

As stated above, i will be getting paid and will buy Plexto repay this loan.


Why you need a loan then if you will buy Plex anyway?

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Brachra
13th Revelation
#17 - 2012-05-04 20:06:19 UTC
Layckhaie Kaele wrote:
Brachra wrote:

As stated above, i will be getting paid and will buy Plexto repay this loan.


Why you need a loan then if you will buy Plex anyway?



I clearly stated I need the loan now.

i get paid a week from now.
Darth Tickles
Doomheim
#18 - 2012-05-04 20:17:12 UTC
I too want 1.8b.
Liberty Eternal
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#19 - 2012-05-04 20:52:08 UTC
Darth Tickles wrote:
I too want 1.8b.


But are you offering 29% per week?
Darth Tickles
Doomheim
#20 - 2012-05-04 20:57:57 UTC
Liberty Eternal wrote:
Darth Tickles wrote:
I too want 1.8b.


But are you offering 29% per week?


pffft 29%? I can do 290%!

send me your spacebux
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