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Goons need to save face fast!

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Fannie Maes
Doomheim
#461 - 2012-05-02 11:16:10 UTC
Vera Algaert wrote:
I haven't even read half this thread but I have to admit that Fannie has the "never stop posting" bit down pretty well.



If I stop for a second the goons will take it over, I can't stop! There are too many of them!!!
Fannie Maes
Doomheim
#462 - 2012-05-02 11:18:10 UTC
Cutter Isaacson wrote:
Fannie Maes wrote:
Rico Minali wrote:


Where is the proof of my havign no life? Wife, 2 kids, great job in social care and I have no life? Whats your job? Is neckbeard a career? Have you a wife? Ever kissed a girl? Your hand doesnt count even if you pt lipstick on it.

Looks to me like your upset that you arnt relevent and are trying to become a voice on teh forums because you have no voice in real life or in game. Cheers for the entertainment, got to go to work now.



Lol oh man. This really got to you, I can see that, it is just a game with virtual space ships you know. You could try and enjoy it without cheating and personally perhaps being a pet has gotten to you and in that case I suggest you change alliance.



Dude, you have totally lost your friggen marbles! Seriously, this has got to be the funniest thread I've seen in years. Watching one man slowly disintegrate mentally over the space of a few hours, before turning into a gibbering nonsensical wreck has never been so amusing. I bet you don't even realise how inane you sound do you? Oh and I'm quoting the above purely to demonstrate how far your mental gears have slipped. I wonder if you can work it out?



I bet you never kissed a girl with a neckbeard! Lol
Ciar Meara
PIE Inc.
Khimi Harar
#463 - 2012-05-02 11:19:33 UTC
Fannie Maes wrote:
Oh and if you want to learn more and read derogatory comments about black people made by goons just visit corp & alliance discussion, thread is called Goons use GM to exploit.

Seriously, you guys just lost it, manStraight


I read it and I must say, enjoyable read. We all know what it takes to go arguing on game mechanics on an internet forum.

These men, all of them, are the god's of our age!

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Khanh'rhh
Sparkle Motion.
#464 - 2012-05-02 11:38:45 UTC
Fannie Maes wrote:
They were not exploiting

Evidence, please.
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goons thought they were, they had a gm take care of it.

Again, evidence please. You need to demonstrate how they are able to have someone "take care of it" vs the normal position of file petition > await reply (which is what happened).
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By the way, this is the 4th time you are telling me I am going to be banned, do you have inside information on this?

No, you're just flagrantly breaking the clearly denoted rules. I'm pointing out the logical conclusion to continuing that action.
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In any case, HERP DERP I AM A GOON I FAIL

I'm not a goon, but then 100% of your posts are you stating things you think as facts.

"Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual,

Diamonica Norya
Pro Synergy
#465 - 2012-05-02 11:50:54 UTC  |  Edited by: Diamonica Norya
Khanh'rhh wrote:
Fannie Maes wrote:
They were not exploiting

Evidence, please.


Aggro transfer to remote reps who repped an aggressor...seems fair to me...

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goons thought they were, they had a gm take care of it.

Again, evidence please. You need to demonstrate how they are able to have someone "take care of it" vs the normal position of file petition > await reply (which is what happened).

not sure, but goons mentioned they did something about complaining an entirely irrelevant issue that caused them to lose the logi squadron...war mechanics...when they were simply taken down with poor aggro management as it seemed...


not surprised if there are GM favour given. no need to feel shame for being corrupt. seriously if you ask me soundwave give no favour to goons and I won't believe it...

lots of devs were players, and many are still players.

Human aren't God, we're simply too easily biased and throw out favour one way or another eventually.

never seem a dev troll? man, that's almost a daily ritual now.
Simetraz
State War Academy
Caldari State
#466 - 2012-05-02 11:54:44 UTC  |  Edited by: Simetraz
Interesting.

But considering that both sides admit the system was a bit buggy.

If both parties were supposed to be at war then the GM should have just given the ships back.

Activating concord after the fact would be interfering with the game.
As neither side could say for sure which ships would have been destroyed.

So it would have been better to reset both sides and let it go at that.

But that is very conditional on the facts which there are very few or none in this thread so I am just guessing based on what I read.

Either way considering what Jita was, I am surprised anybody cared enough to petition at all.
At not as if the whole Jita thing is going to change anything like SOV lines.

Jita for now is just a giant arena with last person standing rules.

So ALL you should just stop crying.

OMG I lost my ship RollRollRoll

PS -

Personally I think CCP should have said.

Have fun but be advised we will NOT be refunding anything.
If a bug is found we will patch it.
If someone is exploiting you will get a visit by a Polaris and perhaps something more if it warrants it
The player picked the worst possible location for there fun and everyone knew there was going to be Issues.
Asking CCP to do anything is uncalled for.

CCP has 9000 + others systems to manage, monopolizing their manpower on this one system should not happen.

But that is just me.

EVERYBODY KNOWS
Jessie-A Tassik
Pator Tech School
Minmatar Republic
#467 - 2012-05-02 12:32:26 UTC
Zverofaust wrote:
So I'm late to the bandwagon, let me see if I can summarize what I've missed:

1) I have no idea what happened in-game, wasn't there, but it sounds like THORN Alliance were war targets that couldn't be shot at or something and some **** happened
2) Someone may or may not have petitioned this
3) THORN, a ****** scrub sounding alliance I have never heard of before and probably won't hear from again, launches massive forum campaign engaging in an impressive bout of circlejerking to convince themselves and others that they are in the process of extracting tears from "ebil Gewns" and therefore are relevant.
4) This guy, another nobody, continues the legacy apparently believing that the entirety of Goonswarm Federation is going to care that they've lost face with some highsec publord
5) I'm sad I missed this
6) I make a post summarizing my take on these events
7)


Look! It's a goon with idiot child logic!

"Someone may of may not have petitioned this" says the Goon from his alt.

Well, zippy, "someone", by which I mean a Goon, most definitely did petition it. The higher grade Goon trolls admit it.

You are just following the tactic standard for favored scum of lying about everything in the hope of spreading confusion.
Simi Kusoni
HelloKittyFanclub
#468 - 2012-05-02 12:37:28 UTC
I honestly never knew NPC corporations contained such skilled and dedicated ship toasters. It's a good thing they aren't all noobs and idiots masquerading as leetzor pros or this thread would be an absolute joke!

[center]"I don't troll, I just give overly blunt responses that annoy people who are wrong but don't want to admit it. It's not my fault that people have sensitive feelings"  -MXZF[/center]
Antisocial Malkavian
Antisocial Malkavians
#469 - 2012-05-02 12:39:47 UTC
Fannie Maes wrote:
Rico Minali wrote:
Simi Kusoni wrote:
Fannie Maes wrote:
Simi Kusoni wrote:
How the **** has CCP Phantom not locked this?



More goons double standard, you like to grief but if you get griefed you report, you like to troll forums and trash talk and bullshit but if someone says anything mean about you, even now when it is true you report it to the ISD, you like to scam but you have bitched and whined about others scamming, you want jita scammers banned for instance, you throw personal insults at me and others in this thread then when lesser but better insults that crush your self-worth Lol is thrown back you scream for CCP to lock the thread Roll


You goons and friends are the biggest... losers I have seen in eve since BoB, welcome to the alliances that did it all by cheating and being uber nerds.


SA, should have known...

I'm not even a goon :/

I'm just surprised that such a blatant rant thread is still going since last night. Also, pretty sure I slept like 8 hours, what the hell are you doing still rage posting in here?


He is poasting on 987 threads about how people like us dont have a life. Its kind of odd really, while the rest of us are doing stuff like sleeping, getting the kids off to school and haveing a read on the forums before work, we see ***** up there shouting for the last 8 that we dont have lives.



987 threads? Shocked

odd really? Oops

Sleep, kids and school? Lol

I did not merely state you have no lives, I told you why with proof how come you are losers without a life, this post of yours is evidence Z.


Yah...
Hey Rico; all 987 thread links plz

And, isn't sanity really just a one-trick pony anyway? I mean all you get is one trick, rational thinking, but when you're good and crazy, oooh, oooh, oooh, the sky is the limit.

Jessie-A Tassik
Pator Tech School
Minmatar Republic
#470 - 2012-05-02 12:41:50 UTC
Simi Kusoni wrote:
I honestly never knew NPC corporations contained such skilled and dedicated ship toasters. It's a good thing they aren't all noobs and idiots masquerading as leetzor pros or this thread would be an absolute joke!


Well, why don't you tell me, lete, about the days... no MONTHS of work it takes to get a Logistic ship.

How everyone and his mother is out to get a Logistic ship kill-mail.

How it is possible that the people losing those ships may have biomassed their characters.

You know, how what happened mattered enough to be even worth petitioning over.

Oh wait, it was nothing. The losses were nothing. Easily replaced by a "noobie" character, much less Goonswarm.
Antisocial Malkavian
Antisocial Malkavians
#471 - 2012-05-02 12:45:36 UTC
Simi Kusoni wrote:
Antisocial Malkavian wrote:
Well there was that 19 post rant thread about hoe Miners are the root of all evil in eve that stayed open WELL longer than this

Because it was well written. This thread, however, is not.


It may have been well written, but I dont see where they make that distinction:

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Ranting is prohibited

A rant is a long-winded,redundant post, often filled with angry, non-constructive comments. A free exchange of ideas is essential to building a strong sense of community and helpful in the development of the game, but rants are disruptive and incite flaming and trolling. Please post your thoughts in a concise, clear mannerand avoid going off on rambling tangents.



19 posts of how MINERS are the cause of all the problems in the universe. All BS.
Point out the part where it says "if the post is well written BS it is not a rant" cause Im missing it

And, isn't sanity really just a one-trick pony anyway? I mean all you get is one trick, rational thinking, but when you're good and crazy, oooh, oooh, oooh, the sky is the limit.

Antisocial Malkavian
Antisocial Malkavians
#472 - 2012-05-02 12:47:59 UTC
Fannie Maes wrote:
Rico Minali wrote:


Where is the proof of my havign no life? Wife, 2 kids, great job in social care and I have no life? Whats your job? Is neckbeard a career? Have you a wife? Ever kissed a girl? Your hand doesnt count even if you pt lipstick on it.

Looks to me like your upset that you arnt relevent and are trying to become a voice on teh forums because you have no voice in real life or in game. Cheers for the entertainment, got to go to work now.



Lol oh man. This really got to you, I can see that, it is just a game with virtual space ships you know. You could try and enjoy it without cheating and personally perhaps being a pet has gotten to you and in that case I suggest you change alliance.


Seriously though are there ANY Goon pets that can be surgically removed from their owners' nether regions? jeez

And, isn't sanity really just a one-trick pony anyway? I mean all you get is one trick, rational thinking, but when you're good and crazy, oooh, oooh, oooh, the sky is the limit.

La Nariz
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#473 - 2012-05-02 12:50:39 UTC
Antisocial Malkavian wrote:


Seriously though are there ANY Goon pets that can be surgically removed from their owners' nether regions? jeez


you pubbies still dont get it

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Sigurd Sig Hansen
Doomheim
#474 - 2012-05-02 12:51:44 UTC
Vera Algaert wrote:
I haven't even read half this thread but I have to admit that Fannie has the "never stop posting" bit down pretty well.


I felt the same way and was trolling the OP till I READ it

Mining is the "Deadliest Catch" in this game
Sigurd Sig Hansen
Doomheim
#475 - 2012-05-02 12:52:28 UTC
La Nariz wrote:
Antisocial Malkavian wrote:


Seriously though are there ANY Goon pets that can be surgically removed from their owners' nether regions? jeez


you pubbies still dont get it


Lol and I hope I never catch that

Mining is the "Deadliest Catch" in this game
Sigurd Sig Hansen
Doomheim
#476 - 2012-05-02 12:57:21 UTC  |  Edited by: Sigurd Sig Hansen
Shepard Wong Ogeko wrote:
It is me, I'm the goon that has GM on speed dial. There was no petition filed because I just called them on their personal phone. I have the phone numbers for everyone at CCP because I'm the goon puppet master behind everything.

I've actually instructed CCP not to lock this thread because it amuses me.

Now continue OP, tell us more about our tears. I like hearing about tears. All tears. Even my own tears and my alliance's I'm very open minded about that.


La Nariz wrote:
Antisocial Malkavian wrote:


Seriously though are there ANY Goon pets that can be surgically removed from their owners' nether regions? jeez


you pubbies still dont get it




Cutter Isaacson wrote:

Goons, you have totally lost your friggen marbles! Seriously, this has got to be the funniest thread I've seen in years. Watching one corp slowly disintegrate mentally over the space of a few hours, before turning into gibbering nonsensical wrecks has never been so amusing. I bet you don't even realise how inane you all sound do you? Oh and I'm quoting the above purely to demonstrate how far your collective mental gears have slipped. I wonder if you can work it out?


Damn straight. Watching the Goons fall apart is funny as hell. Yes impersonating (or even pretending youre) CCP is bannable for any non Goon

Mining is the "Deadliest Catch" in this game
CEO Rockhound
suspended animations DOT
#477 - 2012-05-02 13:05:12 UTC
So, let me get this clear:
* Superior Use Of Game Mechanics are petitioned.
* The effect of the use of mechanics are highly questionable and unlogical.
* Someone cry a river on the forums that Goons are bad and themselves petition Griefing?


If I did get the above correct, let me just say this:
I dread the day GM's say this is a legal mechanisme and the CFC go to town using said mechanisme.

Makes me think about POS bowling-
Oscasre
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#478 - 2012-05-02 13:05:30 UTC  |  Edited by: Oscasre
Things just seem to happen for the Goons ... call it fate or call it insider information.

What ever way you look at it ... its rotten to the core.
Sycho Pathic
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#479 - 2012-05-02 13:15:31 UTC
La Nariz wrote:
you pubbies still dont get it


I can't speak for the others but I would like to credit antibiotics in my case.
Jessie42
Eighty Joule Brewery
Goonswarm Federation
#480 - 2012-05-02 13:22:39 UTC
Why is this thread even still here?