Crime & Punishment

The following is the April monthly report of the Molden Heath Environmental Authority. We are working hard to protect the region of Molden Heath by stamping out the scourge of illegal mining. We care about the environment - shouldn't you?

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MOLDEN HEATH ENVIRONMENTAL AUTHORITY
INSPECTION REPORT – APRIL 2012

I am pleased to present to you the official Molden Heath Environmental Authority (MHEA) Inspection Report for the month of April, 2012. I would like to commend our authorized agents The Executioners (TEXN) and The humbleless Crew (THC2) and their teams of diligent Mining Inspectors for their exceptional work this month.

A total of 54 exhumers, 8 mining barges, and 1 Industrial Command Ship failed to produce licenses when inspected during the month, and as a result all were sanctioned. This outstanding effort has cost illegal miners approximately 13 billion ISK. Ships sanctioned were as follows:

Hulks - 42
Mackinaws - 12
Covetors - 3
Retrievers - 5
Orcas - 1

I would also like to highlight some of the notable work that was done during the month:

1. Mane Frehm, Mining Inspector #14 is our Mining Inspector of the Month. He inspected and sanctioned 37 exhumers during the month, carrying out all inspections in a caring, professional manner.

2. On April 12th, Mining Inspectors Jon Marburg and Maraner detected a group of 5 ice miners in the Teonusude ice belt, all without licenses. Rather than sanction 1 or 2 of these violators, they ensured that all 5 were punished through the use of specialized Armageddons. Bravo gentlemen.

3. However, I must also remind these 2 inspectors that the system of Emolgranlan is NOT in Molden Heath and thus not subject to the rules of the MHEA. Oops. I would like to extend a personal apology to Bosniakus, and will ensure that he receives a very special license rate should he apply for one from us.

4. I would like to thank the pilots of Gunpoint Diplomacy, the Black Rebel Rifter Club and Sigillum Militum Xpisti for their assistance in the sanctioning of the Industrial Command ship on April 2nd. I can see that they have an aptitude for this work, and would welcome their formal application to become authorized agents of the MHEA.

5. On April 8th, an Orca was found parked illegally in the Teonusude Ice Belt. This ship was towed and impounded, and when the owner Wulf Killer failed to pay the fines and towing fees, it was sold to cover our costs, with the remaining funds provided to the MHEA.


I would also like to acknowledge the fine work of Dr. Sugar Kyle (BSc., MSc., PHD, DDS) who accepted the position of Science Administrator for the MHEA. She is hard at work furthering our understanding of these environmental challenges.


The MHEA thanks all of you for your efforts and looks forward to another successful month. Good luck and happy inspecting.


Mythical ManMonth
Chairman and CEO
Molden Heath Environmental Authority

Mine in a safe and environmentally sound way - get a license today
http://mhea.podpilot.org/

...and congratulations. You did the most work on a ship that doesn't even really count for Hulkageddon.

Since when?

oops.

Helicity corrected the page. Orca's are indeed on official rules page now.



My bad.

We've killed 'x' so far would have done but whatever floats your nerdy boat I guess have fun dude.

MH is now a safer place. Thanks you, you did well.

PS : what about the pods ? They are toxic. They should be removed.

It is our holy duty to remove all asteroids from New Eden. An empty belt is a beautiful and sacred place. Only heathens would stand in the way of the word of Almighty Drak.

oh yay Roleplay.... if only there was a way to downvote on these forums... -.-

Keeping the sky clear of navigational hazards.

Asteroid poaching is a serious offence and should not be tolerated, thank you gentlemen for doing the dirty work for us