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Burn Jita Scam (not this again shutup shaampoo and other feedback )

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Shaampoo
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#1 - 2012-04-27 00:06:28 UTC
Hi Everyone

Full discloser


From: Zombie Donkey
Sent:
To:

Hello

I am writing to let you know that GSF scouts have recently seen you hauling in the Jita system. You've no doubt heard of Goonswarm's upcoming "Burn Jita" event, during which CFC heroes will be camping the Jita 4-4 undock and destroying both freighters and orcas.

Publicly, we have announced that the event will take place this weekend starting on 4/28. I have been authorized to disclose that this was a lie, intended to hide our true purpose. Burn Jita will not be limited to a single weekend - Goonswarm will be ganking freighters in Jita for the entire month of May.

Allowing select individuals to opt-out is our way of ensuring that we continue to have access to well-stocked markets in empire. You can read more about the opt-out program here For a one-time fee of 250M, you will be allowed free passage through Jita during the month of May. In the unlikely event you are accidentally targeted, you will be fully reimbursed for your loss.

As an official representative of the opt-out program, I would be happy to get your name on the list. Please send a payment of 250M to "List Processing Inc" [CLISP] with the reason "burn jita opt-out" from each pilot you wish to put on the list, no later than April 28th.

Please, feel free to contact me in game if you have any questions.

______________________________________________________________________________________

I did remove names bacause who needs that

The goonfleet.org is fake and gay
goonfleet.net is da legit one honkey

Dont bother paying them they will still pop you and feast on your tears

Proof well i can be stuffed to pay 250mil and undock in my orca so i will let you google the **** out of this one.





Immortis Vexx
Onyx Moon Industries
#2 - 2012-04-27 00:20:42 UTC  |  Edited by: Immortis Vexx
Ahh we can always count on GS to come up with new, awesome, and inventive ways of scamming people. Any wagers about how long it will take before we see the first round of suckers on C&P regarding this scam? Big smile

Vexx

Edited to make more sense :P
Angry Onions
League of Angered Gentlemen
#3 - 2012-04-27 00:47:28 UTC
Seems legit, I already paid it for my freighter.

S H I T P O S T I N G

Henry Haphorn
Killer Yankee
#4 - 2012-04-27 00:56:43 UTC
Angry Onions wrote:
Seems legit, I already paid it for my freighter.


It's about as legit as a run-down warehouse with the words "Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory" sharpied on the front door.

Adapt or Die

Shaampoo
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#5 - 2012-04-27 01:00:26 UTC
Henry Haphorn wrote:
Angry Onions wrote:
Seems legit, I already paid it for my freighter.


It's about as legit as a run-down warehouse with the words "Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory" sharpied on the front door.


And these ompa loompas are not orange and talk with a Spanish accent.
Corbin Blair
Doomheim
#6 - 2012-04-27 02:44:15 UTC  |  Edited by: Corbin Blair
Shaampoo wrote:
Henry Haphorn wrote:
Angry Onions wrote:
Seems legit, I already paid it for my freighter.


It's about as legit as a run-down warehouse with the words "Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory" sharpied on the front door.


And these ompa loompas are not orange and talk with a Spanish accent.

Some of them are orange and talk with a jersey accent. O_o
Tarryn Nightstorm
Hellstar Towing and Recovery
#7 - 2012-04-27 03:25:33 UTC
The originality and un-predictability here is almost too much for me!

Star Wars: the Old Republic may not be EVE. But I'll take the sound of dual blaster-pistols over "NURVV CLAOKING NAOW!!!11oneone!!" any day of the week.

Vera Algaert
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
#8 - 2012-04-27 05:53:53 UTC  |  Edited by: Vera Algaert
Shaampoo wrote:
The goonfleet.org is fake and gay
goonfleet.net is da legit one ******

ShockedUghRollIdeaBlinkTwisted

op is either really bad at this game or truly evil.

.

Shaampoo
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#9 - 2012-04-27 06:40:23 UTC  |  Edited by: Shaampoo
Vera Algaert wrote:
Shaampoo wrote:
The goonfleet.org is fake and gay
goonfleet.net is da legit one ******

ShockedUghRollIdeaBlinkTwisted

op is either really bad at this game or truly evil.

? i am really bad the game but please explain

Oh wait they put a redirection up now in damage control i guess

anyway i wouldn't give them isk

It is pretty well known and i learnt the hard/funway


goonfleet.org was used for recruitment scams

Goonfleet.net is correct
uwai223
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#10 - 2012-04-27 06:50:16 UTC
Ooohhhh, it's someone from DRILL. How did winning the war turn out for you so far?

We are required by our constitution to let the voters think they have a choice. That's democracy!

Mallak Azaria
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#11 - 2012-04-27 07:39:55 UTC
OP; Fake & gay.

This post was lovingly crafted by a member of the Goonwaffe Posting Cabal, proud member of the popular gay hookup site somethingawful.com, Spelling Bee, Grammar Gestapo & #1 Official Gevlon Goblin Fanclub member.

Shaampoo
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#12 - 2012-04-27 07:54:39 UTC  |  Edited by: Shaampoo
uwai223 wrote:
Ooohhhh, it's someone from DRILL. How did winning the war turn out for you so far?

Dunno I was in one fright in the whole war ( silly timezones ) and lost my abaadon because i forgot to enter a pos password

How was it for you ?


Quote:
OP; Fake & gay


Quality feedback as always mind if i add this to my Bio ?
Sir Scarecrow
Kriegsmarinewerft
Goonswarm Federation
#13 - 2012-04-27 11:49:33 UTC
man, I really have to reconsider playing this game.

Not because I can't use jita which I do not give a crap about. Rather because I got no idea after several years of military service, I come to play a game I like and enjoy, to see some people making a huge operation drama out of it.

Those guys live for this stuff isn't it ? That's so sad. Really... I come online to play, pvp around, have some great fights and then I read this stuff ?


The only good thing out of jita ganking is that you will get less local spamm from all those scammers. But surely this OP if going on for too long will cause people to actually quit playing this game, especially since most do not even read the forums, this will cause CCP to lose subscribers and money, really now, if that is Goon's goal, go ahead, does not have to be me telling you that CCP will not allow this for too long.

Rahm Starforged
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#14 - 2012-04-27 19:44:17 UTC
i got on the opt out list though i didn't have to pay 250 mil for it. i have been hanging arround jita since the burning started and no one from goonswarm has even targeted me much less shot at me. i will admit i wasn't in a freighter but they where killing smaller ships than me. not saying that this isn't a scam just saying that so far it seams legit.
Shaampoo
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#15 - 2012-04-27 23:37:06 UTC
Rahm Starforged wrote:
i got on the opt out list though i didn't have to pay 250 mil for it. i have been hanging arround jita since the burning started and no one from goonswarm has even targeted me much less shot at me. i will admit i wasn't in a freighter but they where killing smaller ships than me. not saying that this isn't a scam just saying that so far it seams legit.


A) Me and alot of people are hanging around i would not say the 250 has giving you much safety

B) Press Release - Goonswarm Ice Interdiction Operation
From: Victor Dathar
Sent: 2011.10.10 21:20
To: ....

Dear Capsuleer,

As you may or may not be aware Goonswarm have been running an operation to protect the flow of Ice products in New Eden. at this time our attention is on Gallente Ice Fields. Starting Saturday 15th October 2011 this will be moved to Minimatar Ice Fields. It has been noted that you are mining in this region of space and so are being contacted in advance to join our Certified Miners Scheme.

If you wish to continue to mine ice you must register and pay for a license to do so.

Visit http://goonfleet.net/miners/ for instructions on how to add your self to the roster for your own protection.

All fees must be sent to whom contacted you for our records or it is hihgly likely your application will be rejected. We do not want any innocent blood to be spilt do we?

Regards

The Mittani
CEO Goonwaffe
CSM Chairman

C) http://eve-search.com/thread/20179-1/page/all

D) I dont care

E) i assume your a goon alt

F) is a letter

lanyaie
Nocturnal Romance
Cynosural Field Theory.
#16 - 2012-04-28 09:50:49 UTC
*grabs shampoo's ear* "how many times have I told you to avoid C&P? It's a dark scary place and not suited for when you are drunk"

Spaceprincess

People who put passwords on char bazaar Eveboards are the worst.

Xayder
modro
The Initiative.
#17 - 2012-04-28 15:14:35 UTC
says the poster who's alliance ~won~ the war agains CFC

I don't always post, But when i post I do it with my main

Lola Humpsalot
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#18 - 2012-04-28 15:21:21 UTC
shutup shaampoo
Ikostranti Algurazi
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#19 - 2012-04-28 15:38:45 UTC
I for one think that the Burn Jita situation is god damn hilarious and it's the most aggressive show of force and power I have seen in Eve since I started playing. It truly shows that with enough power in Eve, you can basically do whatever you want, and not even High Sec carebears are safe. As for those crying about the situation, I would guess the only way to stop this event would be to cause a scenario that would call for the participants to stop Burning Jita and to direct their forces elsewhere, such as trying to defend their own or an Ally's SOV. (maybe)

All in all, Burn Jita is awesome and I love the Daopa feed for it.
Shaampoo
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#20 - 2012-04-29 06:20:23 UTC
lanyaie wrote:
*grabs shampoo's ear* "how many times have I told you to avoid C&P? It's a dark scary place and not suited for when you are drunk"

My Bad :S log on more