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Fair warning: HULKAGEDDON V is in effect

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Helicity Boson
Immortalis Inc.
Shadow Cartel
#1 - 2012-04-28 16:17:54 UTC  |  Edited by: Helicity Boson
Some say I am an evil person, but I am not an unfair one.

Thus I give you this warning post. Starting at 0:00 tonight, hulkageddon V is in effect.

If you wish to participate and earn delicious isk and win prizes, visit the Hulkageddon V site for all the information you need.

For those of you who missed it, this year you will be paid 100 million isk for every 10 hulks/macks/skiffs/orcas you kill! As many times as you like!

Naturally there is a plethora of other prizes, which you can find on the prizes page of the website.
All you need to do to play is:

1) enter your killmail api on eve-kill.net
2) blow stuff up

We will do the rest.

Happy Hunting!

(as always, feel free to send any delicious tears to me)

[This has been a public service announcement by Helicity Boson and The Mittani]
Beekeeper Bob
Beekeepers Anonymous
#2 - 2012-04-28 16:20:06 UTC
Do you do kids parties too?

Signature removed - CCP Eterne

Jessie42
Eighty Joule Brewery
Goonswarm Federation
#3 - 2012-04-28 16:20:53 UTC
Awww yeah.
Indahmawar Fazmarai
#4 - 2012-04-28 16:25:04 UTC
One month? You're gonna grow bored a lot...
Prince Kobol
#5 - 2012-04-28 16:28:18 UTC
With the amount of idiots losing there ships in Jita I suspect there will be an orgy of

"Hulks needs more tank",

"its not fair"

"why didn't concord protect me"

"I hate goons"

threads tomorrow.
Kambiri Zoltana
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#6 - 2012-04-28 16:30:54 UTC
Time to stock up on hulks
Jessie42
Eighty Joule Brewery
Goonswarm Federation
#7 - 2012-04-28 16:31:16 UTC
Indahmawar Fazmarai wrote:
One month? You're gonna grow bored a lot...


Is this a joke?

People will keep mining, and with 100mil/10kill, a ton of people will gank all month. You can profit on that, easy.
Helicity Boson
Immortalis Inc.
Shadow Cartel
#8 - 2012-04-28 16:31:36 UTC
Prince Kobol wrote:
With the amount of idiots losing there ships in Jita I suspect there will be an orgy of

"Hulks needs more tank",

"its not fair"

"why didn't concord protect me"

"I hate goons"

threads tomorrow.


oh yes. It'll be fabulous
Blawrf McTaggart
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#9 - 2012-04-28 16:32:14 UTC
Twisted
Gorongo Frostfyr
#10 - 2012-04-28 16:37:09 UTC
Prince Kobol
#11 - 2012-04-28 16:39:01 UTC
Helicity Boson wrote:
Prince Kobol wrote:
With the amount of idiots losing there ships in Jita I suspect there will be an orgy of

"Hulks needs more tank",

"its not fair"

"why didn't concord protect me"

"I hate goons"

threads tomorrow.


oh yes. It'll be fabulous


aye.. hope you kill thousands of hulks and this is coming from a high sec mining carebear Twisted
Nicolo da'Vicenza
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#12 - 2012-04-28 16:41:57 UTC
eve-gd marketeers - get in on the ground floor and start grabbing freighter-loads of hulks from jita while you can
Zora'e
#13 - 2012-04-28 16:42:20 UTC
/me passes out buckets to catch tears in...

oh wait, a full month?

/me passes out old, used, empty water towers to catch tears in....

I won't say you are stupid, but you're not exactly on the Zombie menu either.

Bucksnorticus
Third Shift Industries
#14 - 2012-04-28 16:43:45 UTC
Industrialists should embrace this time. Prices go up on everything. We should know by now this comes once a year and should prepare all year long. If your not prepared then your a moron.
Jastra
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#15 - 2012-04-28 16:45:06 UTC
Nicolo da'Vicenza wrote:
eve-gd marketeers - get in on the ground floor and start grabbing freighter-loads of hulks from jita while you can


Big smile
Jessie42
Eighty Joule Brewery
Goonswarm Federation
#16 - 2012-04-28 16:51:34 UTC
Please buy hulks. All the hulks.

Remember, 70% of a hulk is the highest grade OTEC Technetium!
Jessie42
Eighty Joule Brewery
Goonswarm Federation
#17 - 2012-04-28 16:51:56 UTC
What I'm saying is, if you buy more hulks, you're just helping GSF pay more bounties to kill your hulk.
Mr Epeen
It's All About Me
#18 - 2012-04-28 16:53:49 UTC
Helicity Boson wrote:
Some say I am an evil person,


Evil? No.

Arrogant megalomaniac? Definitely.

Mr Epeen Cool
Darth Gustav
Sith Interstellar Tech Harvesting
#19 - 2012-04-28 16:54:19 UTC
Yay. The Spring of Carnage is ON!

He who trolls trolls best when he who is trolled trolls the troller. -Darth Gustav's Axiom

Bootleg Jack
ACME Mineral and Gas
#20 - 2012-04-28 16:54:29 UTC
Do transports or freighters count?

I'm an American, English is my second language...

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