Crime & Punishment

OP - Griefers look for one thing and one thing only. Tears. If you woefully provide a tear fountain then you are willingly painting a big target on your back. The best anti-griefer tool you have is.. DON'T BE A TOOL! When they find out that you aren't going to play their game, they will go away. Reporting them, and then especially TELLING them that you are going to report them for griefing is just more LOLz in their post when they put the chat log here.

Yelling at people on the internet after they have done something to you is utterly pointless.

Vexx

So your idea is to give people the ability to petition every time they get ganked in highsec?

Incoming clue, cuz you ain't got one: Ganks are usually on high-value ships, like loaded haulers, exhumers, and faction-fitted mission boats. Those aren't ships frequently flown by new players.

I... I don't even. I must use a video response to get the appropriate message across here.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAOxY_nHdew


(also, 1/10 if troll for eliciting a response)

Once I camped a level 30 mage outside of Tarren Mill for 2 hours before he took the res sickness and logged off. Never got banned!

It might of been because it was a PvP server and killing others is allowed. Just think of this game as a giant PvP server except your flagged all the time, even in town.

I think, because you are so very precious and essential to the future of this games' play style, that I will personally lobby to CCP to grant you a Pally bubble and a hearthstone! (<-- run-on sentence, but you get the point)

Thanks for playing!

PP

Ewww...was it necessary to desecrate our beloved EVE forums with WoW flotsam? I feel like I need to go take a shower now.

Agree'd. *shudders*

Hey, that's where this thread is going. The OP might make such a huge impact, that ruthless and carefree CCP might change their evil ways and make empire a completely safe and crime free society.

Too long have the tears of these helpless victims gone unnoticed! Every system should be green across the board where upon entry you are greeted with open rainbow colored arms and teddyb.....

Can't even finish typing this without making myself sick. OP, you are a whiner and a tattle-tale! You deserve nothing less then to be hunted everywhere you go in this game because you're a dirty negative nancy!

Edit - I hope my goon pets kill you in Jita :-D

I see what you did there. But you're right. Whiny sobbing carebears are trying to turn this game into WoW and others that don't embrace non-consensual pvp.

OP, mark my words. You and your ilk are going to pay dearly for this drivel you call a forum post or "idea". This is the exact reason you get ganked all the time. With tears such free flowing as this, who needs onions!

BTW - You may not understand this or not, but we are making you a better EVE player by forcibly ejecting your pod from your ship. Eventually you'll either learn to effectively evade, play smarter, or fight back in a way that's conducive to the culture and way of life that EVE was designed for. This is not a theater-park game. It's not a single player game, either. This is all out war against real breathing people. Actions have consequences, and such is the nature of the sandbox. It should never change, nor should people like us ever bend to those who would try to corrupt our brethren with the disease of acute carebearititis.

It is not too late. There is help! Get into a cheap T1 cruiser and jump into the first belt or lowsec/null system you can and start shooting things. Keep doing this until you either exhaust 1/2 of your carebearing money or stop dying in hilarious ways. Extra points if you kill more than you lose. Once your eyes have been opened to the wonderful world of pvp, they can never be shut again. Go forth, and sin no more, dear carebear.

htfu plz tia

Seriously, play the game or go home