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Extended downtime on Thursday, April 26

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Ptakk
Roid Robbers Inc.
#101 - 2012-04-26 12:17:21 UTC
TheButcherPete wrote:
Solstice Project wrote:
Solstice Project wrote:
c4 t wrote:
to help keep everybody entertained: http://belarr.com/bakercat/


Awesome, thanks !!


Still watching. 320 seconds. XD


OMG :D BAKING CATS AND BIG BAND MUSIC


And Nipples. That is all.
xxwaynoxx
Nerkcorp
#102 - 2012-04-26 12:17:27 UTC
TriadSte wrote:
TheButcherPete wrote:
dude, umadbro?
Why don't you become the "decent programmer" that CCP should hire? Do you even know how difficult programming can be?


1 out of 10 for effort to be fair bro!

I aint a programmer but I am an professional IT tech and I know that QC is VITAL in any company.


It doesnt look like you have rolled patches into production under commercial constraints. Ever. And if you were a professional tech, you would know that **** happens, even after QC.
chris1945
Ambivalence Co-operative
#103 - 2012-04-26 12:17:44 UTC
WTF is it always the same? If there are patches or other issues, the server NEVER comes back in time...
Sgt Pepper Charante
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#104 - 2012-04-26 12:18:02 UTC
Just started the adventure as a rookie...never knew that MMO's have to bring you down daily...
O well, got some tutorial reading ahead of me.
Oliver Singh
Aliastra
#105 - 2012-04-26 12:18:04 UTC
Soulja wrote:
CCP need a UI that shows 'important' news like this before having to launch the actual client. Big smile


This.
Count WesXX
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#106 - 2012-04-26 12:18:39 UTC
They are just preparing us for April 28th when for some reason there is going to be a 2 day crash. Coincidence?
kia Dallocort
Grievance v2.0
#107 - 2012-04-26 12:18:43 UTC
Solstice Project wrote:
2080 Seconds. *LOL*


awwww i feel like such a newb with my 1350 seconds. =/

HOPE: the denial of reality
Keldorian Ka'atahh
Doomheim
#108 - 2012-04-26 12:19:22 UTC
godda love scrambling to fix a corrupt client,,, now, can you fix my sec rating? :/
J3ssica Alba
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#109 - 2012-04-26 12:19:32 UTC
TriadSte wrote:
I have to say, It amazes me how CCP allow a sub 5mb patch to do this.

1. HIRE DECENT PROGRAMMERS

2. TEST PATCH ON PRIVATE SERVER BEFORE GOING ON TQ

3. ITS NOT ROCKET SCIENCE

4. THIS IS ROCKET SCIENCE



The nerdrage is strong in this one.
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Peter Raptor
Galactic Hawks
#110 - 2012-04-26 12:20:04 UTC
FIX IT CCP OR MY DOG GETS IT, YOU GOT 5 MINUTES X

Evelopedia; 

The Amarr Empire, is known for its omnipresent religion  †  
plaing nice
Great White Hunters
Feasting Frenzy
#111 - 2012-04-26 12:20:19 UTC
kia Dallocort wrote:
I wonder what its like ova at CCP at the moment? They are either chillin or freaken out





id be freaking out how much it was going to cost us
Jorma Morkkis
State War Academy
Caldari State
#112 - 2012-04-26 12:20:20 UTC
It's ok as long as downtime ends before next monday.

Listened to Nyan Cat 700 seconds now. Let's hope I don't break my current record (2 hours).
kia Dallocort
Grievance v2.0
#113 - 2012-04-26 12:20:34 UTC
OH HELL YEA MY FIRST LIKE lolololololol

HOPE: the denial of reality
Hassan Al-Fassir
Project N 3.0
#114 - 2012-04-26 12:20:39 UTC
... I'm still glad the Forum keeps us occupied ... and Baker Cat ...
Synergized Mistress
Doomheim
#115 - 2012-04-26 12:21:00 UTC
And i repeat :)


Quote:
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Tor Gungnir
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#116 - 2012-04-26 12:21:03 UTC
Why hide important news like this on the forums? It needs to be in the launcher window!

Space. It seems to go on and on forever. But then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you.
Pick en Tilavine
Eve Engineering Finance
#117 - 2012-04-26 12:21:03 UTC
kia Dallocort wrote:
[quote=plaing nice][

Reason why this guy has 0 likes ^ lolz jk like i can talk


You have one now :)

I'M EFFING MAGIC DUDE
Johnathon Rossy
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#118 - 2012-04-26 12:21:26 UTC
TriadSte wrote:
Ravcharas wrote:
TriadSte wrote:
I have to say, It amazes me how CCP allow a sub 5mb patch to do this.

1. HIRE DECENT PROGRAMMERS

2. TEST PATCH ON PRIVATE SERVER BEFORE GOING ON TQ

3. ITS NOT ROCKET SCIENCE

4. THIS IS ROCKET SCIENCE

Yeah, decent programmers can make this happen with just one or two lines of code. CCP needs like four megs, what's that about?


The issue here is that "real" programmers, those who know that they're doing test once test twice test 3 times etc etc before they hand over the final finished product for release.

Who does not test a product before deployment? Only a mickey mouse setup would do such a thing. I don't think CCP is a software version of comedy central but for the love of god CCP you really need to hire a team for QUALITY CONTROL.




Real programmers know that 1 millions lines of code later, even god forgot an ; at the end of a line of code. Then tries to fix it while the whole world yell at him.
TaepT Hrenase
Local Drama
Smile 'n' Wave
#119 - 2012-04-26 12:21:27 UTC
Ёбжежвашумать НЫТИКИ)))))
Olaf Erikkson
State War Academy
Caldari State
#120 - 2012-04-26 12:21:30 UTC
!!! DANGER !!!

Reallife is watching you ... i know it ... it's behind this door *panic* ... NO i won't let you come in!!!!

AAAARRGGGGHHHHHHH