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Vimsy Vortis
Shoulda Checked Local
Break-A-Wish Foundation
#21 - 2012-04-25 13:23:41 UTC
Cannibal Kane will shoot people for you if you pay him.
Eternum Praetorian
Doomheim
#22 - 2012-04-25 13:40:36 UTC  |  Edited by: Eternum Praetorian
Cannibal Kane wrote:
I guess I am not C & P worthy then...

I shall try hard to smack in local in the future and troll others threads with dumbass remarks to make myself Worthy of C & P in your eyes.

It might take a while though.

Is there any tips you can provide to assist me in becoming C & P worthy?



†



Yes, wardec Malum Crusis for my infractions on you, your honor, your merc thread, your corporation, your resolve, your personality, for calling you a carebear, for making you require a new merc thread, and possibly a new merc corp (again) and for what I am posting right now.


Make us pay, come out and fight us without docking games and splatter our killmails all over C&P. Make the Malum Crusis disband and make Aesheera lick your boots, you big bad African terrorist you. Then you would have earned all of our respect, and I will happily bump your merc threads hence forth from here to eternity, proclaiming your hardcore awesome to all.


That's really all I wanted you to do in the first place... (shrugs)


†



Oh... and...
I would like you to became a "Praetorian Cannibal" and eat me.

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Cannibal Kane
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#23 - 2012-04-25 13:50:35 UTC
Your really trying hard aren't you.

Keep it up, one day you will might flinch my Care-O-Meter. You can troll my post all you want, it not going to make me drop what I am trying to do here.

I do apologise if this aggravates you, I also apologize for making you believe I actually cared what you think.

Now run along... or if you want.. you post some more "nananana na na nananana na na" replies.

My imagination is actually portraying you as a freckled ginger going "nananana na na nananana na na" from the other side of a fence with his thumbs in his ears as he says it.

Entertaining, keep it up.

"Kane is the End Boss of Highsec." -Psychotic Monk
Eternum Praetorian
Doomheim
#24 - 2012-04-25 13:55:43 UTC  |  Edited by: Eternum Praetorian
Cannibal Kane wrote:
Keep it up, one day you will might flinch my Care-O-Meter.




†



Can you perhaps give me a hint?



Anyway, I'll see you in game.
Sorry for sabotaging your important spaceships merc thread. CryCry But you know, I had to defend my E-honor and all.



†



On the bright side, you are getting all this exposure from free bumps! Always, look at the silver lining!

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Kaiirii
State War Academy
Caldari State
#25 - 2012-04-25 14:27:25 UTC
Seen him around for a very long time, guys a true gentlemen.

If you wanna hire mercs that come with drama hire someone else.

Kane is polite and straight to the point.
Aesheera
Doomheim
#26 - 2012-04-25 14:48:00 UTC
All posts, flexes and such aside.

Good luck in the business, and I hope Inferno brings you what you're looking for.

You will see no further Malums in this thread unless its about rainbows and unicorns Roll

- I think my passion is misinterpreted as anger sometimes. And I don't think people are ready for the message that I'm delivering, and delivering with a sense of violent love.
Tora Bushido
From Hisec with Love Holdings
From Hisec with Love Coalition
#27 - 2012-04-25 15:10:42 UTC
Aesheera wrote:
You will see no further Malums in this thread unless its about rainbows and unicorns Roll


That's nice.... so you told your two alt to post somewhere else now..... Twisted

DELETE THE WEAK, ADAPT OR DIE !

Meta Gaming Level VII, Psycho Warfare Level X, Smack Talk Level VII.
Anya Klibor
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
#28 - 2012-04-25 16:23:29 UTC
Tora Bushido wrote:
Aesheera wrote:
You will see no further Malums in this thread unless its about rainbows and unicorns Roll


That's nice.... so you told your two alt to post somewhere else now..... Twisted


I could only wish I was Aes's alt...

Leadership is something you learn. Maybe one day, you'll learn that.
Aesheera
Doomheim
#29 - 2012-04-25 17:23:48 UTC
Tora Bushido wrote:
Aesheera wrote:
You will see no further Malums in this thread unless its about rainbows and unicorns Roll


That's nice.... so you told your two alt to post somewhere else now..... Twisted

Judging the way the gist of the replies in this thread are posted, im tempted to believe me, Anya and EP are the only mains posting Shocked

- I think my passion is misinterpreted as anger sometimes. And I don't think people are ready for the message that I'm delivering, and delivering with a sense of violent love.
Istyn
Freight Club
#30 - 2012-04-25 17:33:40 UTC
Eternum Praetorian wrote:

Here I Test Whether Or Not You Are C&P Worthy


I burst out laughing at that.

Also, dude, bro. He stole your name D:
Wolf Kolona
Noir.
Shadow Cartel
#31 - 2012-04-25 18:37:37 UTC
Wow. Theres so much Mud slinging in this thread its actually amusing ... I Would also like to see Kane dec Aesh to test his mettle Lol

Almost Bittervet.
Unit757
North Point
#32 - 2012-04-25 21:57:35 UTC
I don't get why people are complaining about him sitting in a legion on station... if you undock and fight then it's not a problem. Anyways, never hired Kane, but been on his recieving end, effective, would recommend.
Cannibal Kane
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#33 - 2012-04-26 12:46:44 UTC
And a *BUMP*

"Kane is the End Boss of Highsec." -Psychotic Monk
Cannibal Kane
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#34 - 2012-04-27 11:57:10 UTC
BUMP

"Kane is the End Boss of Highsec." -Psychotic Monk
Cannibal Kane
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#35 - 2012-04-28 14:09:01 UTC
And a BUMP

"Kane is the End Boss of Highsec." -Psychotic Monk
Cannibal Kane
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#36 - 2012-04-29 11:13:17 UTC
*BUMP*

"Kane is the End Boss of Highsec." -Psychotic Monk
fgft Athonille
Doomheim
#37 - 2012-04-29 12:32:21 UTC
why does every noob who kills a bunch of pods start a merc thread
Cannibal Kane
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#38 - 2012-04-30 09:00:02 UTC  |  Edited by: Cannibal Kane
Cannibal Kane wrote:
With the build up to Inferno Praetorian Cannibals will be gearing up to accept contracts for work as Mercenaries.


Praetorian Cannibals [.EAT.] Banner


Killboard

*Please take note that this is a new Corp Starting out.


What we do:


"Demoralize the Enemy from within by Surprise, Terror, Sabotage, Assassination. This method of Guarilla Warfare is the only Method of Warfare for me"

War Decs (HI-Sec)
Terrorize Targets
Assisting with Wars (Counter Wardecs with the Current system)

*We will not join the Merc channel as Merc Contacts, this is a personal preference since I know the corps that are listed there and most of them are no more trustworthy than any other corp not listed. I believe reputation should determine if your trustworthy or not, and not just being part of a channel.

We have started a recruitment campaign to start filling the ranks in the thread below.


Recruitment Thread


Price:


*Can be negotiated.

*depending on targets we may only ask for the cost of declaring war.


Fees will be paid 50% on acceptance and the final 50% on completion.



Contact Details:


Contact Cannibal Kane for any question or for more information.



And a Bump

"Kane is the End Boss of Highsec." -Psychotic Monk
Cannibal Kane
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#39 - 2012-05-01 13:11:47 UTC
Le BUMP

"Kane is the End Boss of Highsec." -Psychotic Monk
Cannibal Kane
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#40 - 2012-05-02 07:23:51 UTC
Butt out, pelvic thrust Forward for an *EPIC BUMP*

"Kane is the End Boss of Highsec." -Psychotic Monk