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How to manage GF aggro?

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Akrasjel Lanate
Immemorial Coalescence Administration
Immemorial Coalescence
#21 - 2012-04-24 15:36:29 UTC
Karadion wrote:
You can't avoid Goonswarm Federation agro.


Yea, you guys need to get out out of you parents basement.

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Citizen of Solitude
DarthNefarius
Minmatar Heavy Industries
#22 - 2012-04-25 02:20:20 UTC
one thing I learned is that you should never try a neutral repper to help with GF aggro because then she'll Cyno her entire alliance in while scrambing you P
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Degren
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#23 - 2012-04-25 02:29:26 UTC
Klotzak wrote:
Malcanis wrote:
Klotzak wrote:
Help!



Stop playing EVE, go out with your mates every night, come home at 3AM stinking of booze, smoke and cheap perfume and after a week or so she'll be more than happy for you to just play EVE.


Trying to get her into eve atm xD


All that will do is bring her into your "me time"

Just punch her in the face and be done with it.

And by punch her in the face I mean make her dinner and buy her the newest season of Jersey Shore.

I assume she loves Jersey Shore, because I am sexist

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Aggressive Nutmeg
#24 - 2012-04-25 02:37:17 UTC  |  Edited by: Aggressive Nutmeg
All the cheap girlfriend stereotypes and attitudes would suggest nobody here actually has a girlfriend.

Hard to believe. Roll

But for the record, I use Defender missiles when the wife starts gobbing off at me from downstairs.

Never make eye contact with someone while eating a banana.
scooter Kondur
Doomheim
#25 - 2012-04-25 02:45:27 UTC
I have been telling ppl the solution to this for years...very simple two words

go gay

find one that drinks same type of beer as you and approximate same size for maximum clothes sharing also if you find one that is also into eve you can have fun while having fun Twisted
Dbars Grinding
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#26 - 2012-04-25 02:56:12 UTC
tell her you think she gave you herpes. Worked for me.

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Alavaria Fera
GoonWaffe
#27 - 2012-04-25 03:42:35 UTC
And here I was thinking someone would make a jump freighter joke.

Oh well.

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XIRUSPHERE
In Bacon We Trust
#28 - 2012-04-25 04:53:43 UTC
If she's getting all feisty make her laugh, if she keeps it up take a time out and give her some luffins. If she's a ***** then talk to her sensibly and establish where you stand on what you like to do. If she doesn't respect that rinse and repeat with a new one.

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scooter Kondur
Doomheim
#29 - 2012-04-25 06:33:06 UTC
XIRUSPHERE wrote:
If she's getting all feisty make her laugh, if she keeps it up take a time out and give her some luffins. If she's a ***** then talk to her sensibly and establish where you stand on what you like to do. If she doesn't respect that rinse and repeat with a new one.


women are too much work, jut go gay and let yourself go
Himnos Altar
An Errant Venture
#30 - 2012-04-25 07:00:28 UTC
where's your sammich?
Chribba
Otherworld Enterprises
Otherworld Empire
#31 - 2012-04-25 08:09:20 UTC
Did you suggest a NAP yet?

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Himnos Altar
An Errant Venture
#32 - 2012-04-25 08:16:45 UTC
Chribba wrote:
Did you suggest a NAP yet?


Just remember the moons are always better on the other side of the map.
Talon SilverHawk
Patria o Muerte
#33 - 2012-04-25 08:25:11 UTC
Waiting for CCP to use the nerf bat on the GF agro situation. Coming soon (TM) apparently.....


They should release "Shoes Online (In the stockroom no one can hear you squeal) a MMORPG for girls", that should keep them busy

Tal

Forum Harlot
Doomheim
#34 - 2012-04-25 08:28:09 UTC
Serge Bastana wrote:
Tech 2 missile to the face.


Yeah, missiles...
freebree
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#35 - 2012-04-25 08:43:36 UTC
Make a trial account for your girlfriend.
So you can have a threesome with eve
Forum Harlot
Doomheim
#36 - 2012-04-25 08:47:13 UTC
freebree wrote:
Make a trial account for your girlfriend.
So you can have a threesome with eve


I did this my girlfriend. She wasn't happy after I tried to recruit her to my corp. And by recruit I mean I scammed her. And by scammed I mean I took what was of value and jettisoned the rest; when she grabbed it, I ganked her. And by my girlfriend I mean former. I'm single now.
Koban Agalder
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#37 - 2012-04-25 08:53:15 UTC
Buy her flowers.

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Pres Crendraven
#38 - 2012-04-25 08:58:51 UTC
offer ransom

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Zora'e
#39 - 2012-04-25 09:31:33 UTC  |  Edited by: Zora'e
Best way to manage GF agro, buy her an EVE account, get her into mining and then suicide gank her (with an alt she doesn't know about). After she quits, whenever you are playing just say 'one minute babe, i'm trying not to get ganked".

It worked for me. Wife hasn't nagged me about playing EVE since.

I won't say you are stupid, but you're not exactly on the Zombie menu either.
CCP Phantom
C C P
C C P Alliance
#40 - 2012-04-25 09:44:43 UTC
Not relevant to EVE General Discussion.

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