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scooter Kondur
Doomheim
#41 - 2012-04-25 06:28:00 UTC
Kestrix wrote:
Xython wrote:
Vaal Erit wrote:
How do I get onto this goonswarm naughty list?

Hey Goons! You're momma is so fat that when she tried to dock into my Hel she didn't even fit
Your momma is so dumb she got kicked out of the School for Applied Knowledge
Yo momma is so fat she can't even float in space.


5/10 please try harder


How did I do? I hope I got more than 5/10!

you get a cookie
Ocih
Space Mermaids
#42 - 2012-04-25 06:32:20 UTC
Ok, my turn to get on the Goon naughty list.

Goons aren't born. Thier fathers jerked off in flower pots and out came a bunch of blooming idiots.
scooter Kondur
Doomheim
#43 - 2012-04-25 06:34:18 UTC
Ocih wrote:
Ok, my turn to get on the Goon naughty list.

Goons aren't born. Thier fathers jerked off in flower pots and out came a bunch of blooming idiots.


im trying to decide how high yyou have to be to find that funny
Lyrrashae
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#44 - 2012-04-25 06:36:20 UTC
scooter Kondur wrote:
Ocih wrote:
Ok, my turn to get on the Goon naughty list.

Goons aren't born. Thier fathers jerked off in flower pots and out came a bunch of blooming idiots.


im trying to decide how high yyou have to be to find that funny



Having a sense of humour helps--And I mean, one a bit more evolved than trying to get everyone to point at the fat kid and laugh, which is the go-to standard for most goons.

Ni.
Ocih
Space Mermaids
#45 - 2012-04-25 06:36:59 UTC
scooter Kondur wrote:
Ocih wrote:
Ok, my turn to get on the Goon naughty list.

Goons aren't born. Thier fathers jerked off in flower pots and out came a bunch of blooming idiots.


im trying to decide how high yyou have to be to find that funny


I meant it.
Vaal Erit
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#46 - 2012-04-25 06:47:44 UTC
Xython wrote:
Vaal Erit wrote:
How do I get onto this goonswarm naughty list?

Hey Goons! You're momma is so fat that when she tried to dock into my Hel she didn't even fit
Your momma is so dumb she got kicked out of the School for Applied Knowledge
Yo momma is so fat she can't even float in space.


5/10 please try harder


Oh a tryhard? GB2 LoL tryhard

There, how was that.
Himnos Altar
An Errant Venture
#47 - 2012-04-25 06:48:19 UTC  |  Edited by: Himnos Altar
Lyrrashae wrote:
TL/DR: Meh.

If these archetypical lowest Internet common denominators, these mindless maggots, these parasites who have created nothing original, these [...], known as Goonswarm are now the highest class of "villain" in EVE...

...Then maybe the sandbox is indeed, in trouble?

I seem to remember when EVE had a higher class of villain, not this archetype of infantile meme-spewing basement-dwellers and their kid-ult godhead.

Whatever happened to those villains, the GHSC's, the Honorless Internet Jerks, TenTron and Company, to name just a few examples?

Have we truly become this banal? This shallow? This pathetic that all it takes to generate outrage is the likes of Goons?

Good God...Ugh

Fake-edit:

I wonder if I should AFK cloak an on-grid from the Jita 4/4 CalNavy undock on "That Day" and just let FRAPS run?

[/cynicism + increasing EVE-ennui]



......who the hell are they?

Granted, my EVE history is a bit (pretty damn) rusty pre-BoB, but aren't you forgetting Moo? MOO/M00, however it was spelled?


Xython wrote:
Vaal Erit wrote:

How do I get onto this goonswarm naughty list?

Hey Goons! You're momma is so fat that when she tried to dock into my Hel she didn't even fit
Your momma is so dumb she got kicked out of the School for Applied Knowledge
Yo momma is so fat she can't even float in space.



5/10 please try harder


Pinkie Pie sucks ass?


uh.....damn, I got nothing.and I really like Pinkie Pie too. Now I just feel bad.
Rico Minali
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#48 - 2012-04-25 07:00:06 UTC
If CCP DO step in, stop burn Jita, do things to oppose player driven content then the sandbox is over. Dont do it CCP, you know its wrong. Fix mechanics that are bad, dont force anyones playstyles out.

Trust me, I almost know what I'm doing.
Ryuichi Hiroki
24th Imperial Crusade
Amarr Empire
#49 - 2012-04-25 07:54:02 UTC
Rico Minali wrote:
If CCP DO step in, stop burn Jita, do things to oppose player driven content then the sandbox is over. Dont do it CCP, you know its wrong. Fix mechanics that are bad, dont force anyones playstyles out.


A huge concord fleet being ready and waiting could be justified quite easily
Rico Minali
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#50 - 2012-04-25 07:55:11 UTC
Ryuichi Hiroki wrote:
Rico Minali wrote:
If CCP DO step in, stop burn Jita, do things to oppose player driven content then the sandbox is over. Dont do it CCP, you know its wrong. Fix mechanics that are bad, dont force anyones playstyles out.


A huge concord fleet being ready and waiting could be justified quite easily


you mean like they do when Sanshas fleets turn up in Empire?

Trust me, I almost know what I'm doing.
Ryuichi Hiroki
24th Imperial Crusade
Amarr Empire
#51 - 2012-04-25 07:58:31 UTC  |  Edited by: Ryuichi Hiroki
Rico Minali wrote:
Ryuichi Hiroki wrote:
Rico Minali wrote:
If CCP DO step in, stop burn Jita, do things to oppose player driven content then the sandbox is over. Dont do it CCP, you know its wrong. Fix mechanics that are bad, dont force anyones playstyles out.


A huge concord fleet being ready and waiting could be justified quite easily


you mean like they do when Sanshas fleets turn up in Empire?


If thousands of capsuleers have known about this happening for some time, it's likely that someone has tipped concord off. They've had plenty of time to prepare.
Rico Minali
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#52 - 2012-04-25 07:59:34 UTC
Ryuichi Hiroki wrote:
Rico Minali wrote:
Ryuichi Hiroki wrote:
Rico Minali wrote:
If CCP DO step in, stop burn Jita, do things to oppose player driven content then the sandbox is over. Dont do it CCP, you know its wrong. Fix mechanics that are bad, dont force anyones playstyles out.


A huge concord fleet being ready and waiting could be justified quite easily


you mean like they do when Sanshas fleets turn up in Empire?


If thousands of capsuleers have known about this happening for some time, it's likely that someone has tipped concord off.


Concord will be coming anyway, expect to see thousands of them.

Trust me, I almost know what I'm doing.
Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
#53 - 2012-04-25 08:01:00 UTC  |  Edited by: Jonah Gravenstein
Ryuichi Hiroki wrote:
Rico Minali wrote:
If CCP DO step in, stop burn Jita, do things to oppose player driven content then the sandbox is over. Dont do it CCP, you know its wrong. Fix mechanics that are bad, dont force anyones playstyles out.


A huge concord fleet being ready and waiting could be justified quite easily


A huge fleet of highsec dwellers would be much more fun though, even with a lack of coherent leadership a huge fleet should be able to give them a run for their money. Before any Goonswarm members sneer at this concept, look to the past and at your beginnings, you started out by fielding huge fleets of outmatched & outgunned frigates and cruisers against the bad guys of the time. This made you great, you stood up for yourselves and look where you are now, you're one of the most influential alliances in the game.

In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.

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Ryuichi Hiroki
24th Imperial Crusade
Amarr Empire
#54 - 2012-04-25 08:01:29 UTC
Rico Minali wrote:
Ryuichi Hiroki wrote:
Rico Minali wrote:
Ryuichi Hiroki wrote:
Rico Minali wrote:
If CCP DO step in, stop burn Jita, do things to oppose player driven content then the sandbox is over. Dont do it CCP, you know its wrong. Fix mechanics that are bad, dont force anyones playstyles out.


A huge concord fleet being ready and waiting could be justified quite easily


you mean like they do when Sanshas fleets turn up in Empire?


If thousands of capsuleers have known about this happening for some time, it's likely that someone has tipped concord off.


Concord will be coming anyway, expect to see thousands of them.


free st00f
scooter Kondur
Doomheim
#55 - 2012-04-25 08:05:14 UTC
nt to late to apply ban hammer or let ccp alliance drop caps or
or even better every time goon appears in jit athey fgetted teleported back to vfk
Marlona Sky
State War Academy
Caldari State
#56 - 2012-04-25 08:12:03 UTC
Another goon cry for attention thread.

The only thing we all can count on is that no matter what the outcome of anything the goons do/try/whatever; they will always claim the result was part of some master plan and call whatever it was a success. All the while pushing each other over trying to be the first to shout out some tired old meme in the process.
Himnos Altar
An Errant Venture
#57 - 2012-04-25 08:13:56 UTC
Marlona Sky wrote:
Another goon cry for attention thread.

The only thing we all can count on is that no matter what the outcome of anything the goons do/try/whatever; they will always claim the result was part of some master plan and call whatever it was a success. All the while pushing each other over trying to be the first to shout out some tired old meme in the process.


and that's why we love them. comedy, evilness, slapstick, all rolled into one.
Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
#58 - 2012-04-25 08:13:59 UTC
scooter Kondur wrote:
not to late to apply the ban hammer or let ccp alliance drop caps on them,
or even better every time a goon appears in jita they get teleported back to vfk


FYP by translating it into readable English. Not that I actually agree, but it makes me cry to see people murdering a language the way some posters do.

In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.

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The Scope
Gallente Federation
#59 - 2012-04-25 13:17:41 UTC
Ryuichi Hiroki wrote:
A huge concord fleet being ready and waiting could be justified quite easily
Do the University directors know that you're over here making an ass of yourself?
Krixtal Icefluxor
INLAND EMPIRE Galactic
#60 - 2012-04-25 13:32:43 UTC
Ghoest wrote:
I wonder if he will throw another tantrum and pout on twitter.

That was my favorite part last time we saw him.



And I got, let's just say, 'an inability to access the forums for 2 weeks' for starting that GD Thread pointing to those hilarious Tweets. I guess I took one for the 'team' ?

"He has mounted his hind-legs, and blown crass vapidities through the bowel of his neck."  - Ambrose Bierce on Oscar Wilde's Lecture in San Francisco 1882