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Leaving the game in 10 days, probably for good, and have far too much ISK. Help me spend it.
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Karadion
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#21 - 2012-04-24 21:57:24 UTC
The Balance wrote:
Karadion wrote:
You should give me the isk because I have a cute puppy!

http://imgur.com/a/J9CCh
http://imgur.com/eyAOv,GWVHF

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJYzD2O4vkI&feature=relmfu
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IovYfuR8KMk&feature=youtu.be



You do have a cute dog. But no.

No one else will give you a better reason that tops my cute puppy.
The Balance
State War Academy
Caldari State
#22 - 2012-04-24 21:58:16 UTC
Light Raider wrote:
Give the isk to CCP for charity, and ask them to make a monument for you in Jita.


I like this even more. If anyone from CCP reads this and wants to work something out, I'll seriously consider it.
Lindt Elgorriaga
Chocolate latex and leather Social Club
#23 - 2012-04-24 21:59:23 UTC
Balance me.....

Don't consider chocolate as a substitute of sex, consider it as a different pleasure... ...but that won't prevent you from being a pervert
Vertisce Soritenshi
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#24 - 2012-04-24 22:01:05 UTC
Tell ya what man. I can always use ISK. I am just barely getting into Gallente and Minmitar ships as well. If you wanna throw something my way, go for it. I will appreciate it. If not...Good luck in your future endeavors and have fun.

Bounties for all! https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&m=2279821#post2279821
Peck R Wood
Doomheim
#25 - 2012-04-24 22:02:21 UTC
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.''

LolLolLol


Hell, it's worth a try.

"Benteen, come on, big village, be quick. Bring packs." -George Armstrong Custer
Naupilo
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#26 - 2012-04-24 22:03:03 UTC
Hire mercs to stop Goons from getting into Jita to burn it down.

Could fall flat on its face, could go into the EVE wiki history if they pull it off.
The Balance
State War Academy
Caldari State
#27 - 2012-04-24 22:03:16 UTC
Vertisce Soritenshi wrote:
Tell ya what man. I can always use ISK. I am just barely getting into Gallente and Minmitar ships as well. If you wanna throw something my way, go for it. I will appreciate it. If not...Good luck in your future endeavors and have fun.


You're nice. You get 1 ISK.
The Balance
State War Academy
Caldari State
#28 - 2012-04-24 22:03:55 UTC
Naupilo wrote:
Hire mercs to stop Goons from getting into Jita to burn it down.

Could fall flat on its face, could go into the EVE wiki history if they pull it off.


Goons aren't burning anything down. Let's not be silly here.
Maxpie
MUSE LLP
#29 - 2012-04-24 22:04:06 UTC
Use two alts. Hire 2 merc corps of approximate equal size and stature. Make them fight each other, but never let them know that it was actually you who hired both of them. Play them off as pawns. As the fighting progresses, escalate the stakes,making greater and greater demands on each until you have a full-on (in-game) bloodbath. Make them pod. Make them do ridiculous roams and camps. Have them chase people to the ends of the galaxy. Demand corpses. Require them to do crazy stuff. Really run with it.

No good deed goes unpunished
Ai Shun
#30 - 2012-04-24 22:07:04 UTC
The Balance wrote:
Light Raider wrote:
Give the isk to CCP for charity, and ask them to make a monument for you in Jita.


I like this even more. If anyone from CCP reads this and wants to work something out, I'll seriously consider it.


The charity idea is a good one, agreed. Try sending CCP a direct message (Petition / otherwise) Otherwise, have a treasure hunt across new Eden. Put up containers at random safe spots, fill them with treasure and label the can with a note that might lead a player to the next one. Announce where the start is and see who scores the most.
Jandice Ymladris
Aurora Arcology
#31 - 2012-04-24 22:10:12 UTC
Hire two mercenary corps, let m duke it out for the duration of your account, then award the one with most kills or best effiency with the rest of your isk. (Merc corps are more guaranteed to fight, they got a reputation & killboard to keep up)

Hire a merc corp to hammer as many POS stations as they can find. Hire an alliance can work as well. Bonus points: announce it on forums and call it the Poscalyps event.

Buy an army of Tornado's or equivalent tier 3 BC you can fly well. proceed to gank the living hell out of a traderoute, for fun (Hek-Jita, Amar-Jita, etc)

What I would do with all that money? Something entirely silly, buy civilians! As many as I can carry and more, drain the universe empty of civilans! So I control the civilian market!

Providing a new home for refugees in the Aurora Arcology
Sadayiel
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#32 - 2012-04-24 22:10:23 UTC
Get a safespot somewhere lost in jita.

Move in a rush several dominix obly fitted with smarties

Warp to safe board domi, warp to jita 4-4 undock fire it all, rinse and repeat until you obliterate someone/ waiting there or just run out of domis.

It's way funnier with at least 100ppl on your side warping in 10 man waves but oh well!!
Light Raider
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#33 - 2012-04-24 22:11:32 UTC
The Balance wrote:
Light Raider wrote:
Give the isk to CCP for charity, and ask them to make a monument for you in Jita.


I like this even more. If anyone from CCP reads this and wants to work something out, I'll seriously consider it.



Thanks for considering my option.

Try to contact this char: CCP PLEX for GOOD
Ewie Itonula
Allspark Industries
#34 - 2012-04-24 22:12:16 UTC
I can sell you 1 Tritanium
Senium Whiteheart
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#35 - 2012-04-24 22:13:30 UTC
Pay an alliance to name a station after you.

Jump in an Interceptor / Faction Frigate of your choice - put a 20b bounty on yourself an start running through 0.0 to see how far you can get. announce before hand which regions you will be traveling through.
Herping yourDerp
Tribal Liberation Force
Minmatar Republic
#36 - 2012-04-24 22:13:34 UTC
give it to me and some other people who want to pvp much more but don't have the isk to do it much.
Radelix Cisko
JUMP DRIVE ACTIVE
#37 - 2012-04-24 22:17:13 UTC
Give it to me and I will blindly fly all the rifters and thrashers that it can buy in into 1000 ship blobs

Same idea as a above and blaster fit Rokhs

also tell me someone you dont like and I will bother them with as many merlins I can throw at them

Despite my posting prowess I really am terrible at this game
Serge Bastana
GWA Corp
#38 - 2012-04-24 22:23:08 UTC
Send it to me and I shall open a My Little Pony Curry House and Fisher Price Knocking Shop.

WoW holds your hand until end game, and gives you a cookie whether you win or lose. EVE not only takes your cookie, but laughs at you for bringing one in the first place...

EVE Stig
Doomheim
#39 - 2012-04-24 22:37:52 UTC
Give it all to me. Thats one way you could spend it

Also nice troll. The Balance is leaving the game rofl

"Some say that he is actually dead, but the Grim Reaper is too afraid to tell him." "Some say he is the 3rd member of Daft Punk and he did the vocals of "Technologic" song. All we know is,he's called EVE Stig"!
Kattshiro
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#40 - 2012-04-25 01:40:53 UTC
Supply as many as possible smart bombing BS's to people to make life interesting the trade hubs.

That or see if you can literally **** up the market by buying out items and then resetting the prices or contracting them out to far away stations.... Something like that. (Massive market manipulation interests me.)

Or see if you can get people to get themselves semi banned for money say 14 day infractions.
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