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Pissin on da Carebears

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Grumpymunky
Monkey Steals The Peach
#41 - 2012-04-17 01:17:14 UTC
FloppieTheBanjoClown wrote:
and you had to go and crap on it.
Flinging poo is my speciality.

Post with your monkey.

Thread locked due to lack of pants.

M155Y
Periculum Kismet
#42 - 2012-04-23 19:05:18 UTC
StonerPhReaK wrote:
Collapse the wh 3 jumps from jita before anyone else can use it. But be sure people know about it (the wormhole) so you can rub it in.

Comms during these moments are priceless.


Like anyone would care? There are WHs all around Jita all the time. I would be shocked if more then one person actually cared. Maybe I will test the theory tonight. I have collapsed WHs with people exploring them and getting 'trapped' (or had that backfire on me.. bad math?)

Couple years ago there was a thread about how all the 'griefers' just trying to strike back at all the bullying they received IRL. Listing several people by toon name and give hilarious examples of how they were probably bullies. The thread was hundreds of pages long of 'griefers' freaking out. I had tears in my eyes I was laughing so hard. I wish I could remember the thread title, if that thread even exists still. I thought to myself at the time, some Carebear just got the ultimate revenge. Either way it was a great read - this thread reminded me of it.
Eugene Kerner
TunDraGon
Goonswarm Federation
#43 - 2012-04-24 07:00:19 UTC
Have a prodder and a ganker in the same Region. Gank - salvage the ganked Hulks - steal minerals, build Hulks, sell them to the very same people you killed.
Of course there must be plenty of people out there that actually already do the very exact thing....

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Michael1995
Lazerhawks
L A Z E R H A W K S
#44 - 2012-04-24 09:52:32 UTC
Psychotic Monk wrote:
Get a stabber. Put a 100mn MWD on it. Bump Hulks right the **** out of their belts.

Soon, this will be the only way to grief, I'm afraid.


I'm sure even this will get nerfed one day! Big smile

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kiki mo
Suddenly Ninjas
Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service
#45 - 2012-04-24 20:00:21 UTC
Psychotic Monk wrote:
Get a stabber. Put a 100mn MWD on it. Bump Hulks right the **** out of their belts.

Soon, this will be the only way to grief, I'm afraid.


Just like the 'push-gun' in Second Life...and that was quickly nerfed as well.
Cloned S0ul
POCKOCMOC Inc.
#46 - 2012-04-24 21:55:10 UTC  |  Edited by: Cloned S0ul
Go to null space or wh space, where hardcore carebears living, go afk withile in cloak, form now they feels like they are prey and in any moment predator can atack so they cant farm :)
David Cedarbridge
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#47 - 2012-04-24 23:23:38 UTC  |  Edited by: David Cedarbridge
Cloned S0ul wrote:
Go to null space or wh space, where hardcore carebears living, go afk withile in cloak, form now they feels like they are prey and in any moment predator can atack so they cant farm :)


Just by reading this post I can tell you've never been in a wormhole. Want to go ahead and guess how I know?
Daemon Ceed
Ice Fire Warriors
#48 - 2012-04-24 23:49:07 UTC
David Cedarbridge wrote:
Cloned S0ul wrote:
Go to null space or wh space, where hardcore carebears living, go afk withile in cloak, form now they feels like they are prey and in any moment predator can atack so they cant farm :)


Just by reading this post I can tell you've never been in a wormhole. Want to go ahead and guess how I know?


LOL, because there is no local and you never truly know if someones in your WH or not unless you have someone watching all the damn things 24/7 Lol

I love it when fecktards try talking about things they know nothing about.
uwai223
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#49 - 2012-04-25 06:56:27 UTC
I go away for a few days and this thread turns into an AIDS-infested shithole. Good work, guys.

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Eryn Velasquez
#50 - 2012-04-25 07:06:09 UTC
Michael1995 wrote:
Psychotic Monk wrote:
Get a stabber. Put a 100mn MWD on it. Bump Hulks right the **** out of their belts.

Soon, this will be the only way to grief, I'm afraid.


I'm sure even this will get nerfed one day! Big smile


Simple - could be done with a more realistic damage model. If you run into a massive hulk (40.000.000 kg) using a 4 times smaller mass like a stabber, what would happen?

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Sola Mercury
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#51 - 2012-04-25 08:27:08 UTC
Psychotic Monk wrote:
Get a stabber. Put a 100mn MWD on it. Bump Hulks right the **** out of their belts.

Soon, this will be the only way to grief, I'm afraid.


reminds me of that very dedicated bumper, trying to bump my barge which was orbiting a can, without ever hitting me, but instead running into roids all the time.Lol

I felt very "griefy"
Tinu Moorhsum
Random Events
#52 - 2012-04-25 10:22:37 UTC
T-B0NE wrote:
Besides the obvious pvp/gank/scam methods of preying on carebear types, can anyone think of some amusing yet non lethal methods of griefing?


War dec.

You don't even need to attack them and some corps will get all freaked-out about it, start unmounting their POS's and staying docked/logged off etc. After 3 weeks of that the corp will start shrinking as members quit to go somewhere else so they can go back to mining/hauling/missioning







Evolution1979
Hull Down Inc.
#53 - 2012-04-25 14:24:39 UTC
Didnt read all comments.
Find a noob lvl4 mission runner, warp into their mission and kill all the triggers, then start bumping and prey he cant tank it.

or:
Warp into someones mission and start shooting their rats.
i did this once and then the guy convo'd me, and i went like: this is my mission, why are you in here.
The dude was confused and didnt know what the hell was going on.
I was like: LMAO :P
Degnar Oskold
Moira.
#54 - 2012-04-25 16:47:22 UTC
Ideally for non-lethal griefing you want to make some money out of it.

I have an industry alt in a cloaky hauler with which I started watching belts for jetcanning mining barges.When I found one, I would warp cloaked to the belt at 100, bookmark the can, and then create an off-grid safe.

The problem with cloaky haulers is that you can't fit a whole jetcan.

So then cloak, warp from the safe to the can, fill your hold, warp to the safe jettison it, warp cloaked back to the can, refill, etc.

You can empty out the whole can before they can bring back their hauler alt, and all that they see is you suddenly decloaking beside their can repeatedly taking their ore. Each full jetcan makes 5 mill isk, which is peanuts but at least something.

And the tears this has gotten me is lovely and worth way more than the ore. For bonus points, sell the ore and buy thrashers for your main and buddies to suicide gank with, or use the industry alt to refine the ore and build it into thrashers.


Of course, the problem is Hulks filling up ore cans then scooping it into the Orca alt. I've now moved on to deep space transporters, because they can load up the whole can before the orca tractors it in.....
Bunnie Hop
Bunny Knights
#55 - 2012-04-25 17:07:23 UTC
Yet another thread from a big bad pvp'er too afraid of low sec that he needs to pick on those who don't like pvp. Lol what losers. There is nothing more pathetic in any game as suicide gankers and mission griefers. Wusses the lot of you.
Dry Martinis
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#56 - 2012-04-25 17:30:36 UTC
Bunnie Hop wrote:
Yet another thread from a big bad pvp'er too afraid of low sec that he needs to pick on those who don't like pvp. Lol what losers. There is nothing more pathetic in any game as suicide gankers and mission griefers. Wusses the lot of you.


I have a life and a family actually. I have a good job, I get out. I am a pretty "decent" person in real life. No one has ever referred to me as a wuss in the real world, at least not to my face. I've fought in null and low and killed billions in WH space. I am not being a tough guy or a braggart, I am just saying the whole kid in his basement with no life who is scared of "real pvp" nonsense is getting old. Why should I have to be myself in a video game about internet spaceships though? Some of us just like to pee in the cereal of others when playing eve.

You want to mine in a belt all day, then do what you enjoy. We all pay our 15bucks or PLEX. But don't cry and spread the same ol gamer stereotype when others enjoy the game in their own special way. Null gets old after doing it for awhile, low can be feast or famine at times, so why pay to play in a way that we don't enjoy?

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Astroniomix
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#57 - 2012-04-25 17:36:35 UTC
Bunnie Hop wrote:
Yet another thread from a big bad pvp'er too afraid of low sec that he needs to pick on those who don't like pvp. Lol what losers. There is nothing more pathetic in any game as suicide gankers and mission griefers. Wusses the lot of you.

Sometimes it is the only option available to get people that anoy you.
Daemon Ceed
Ice Fire Warriors
#58 - 2012-04-25 19:08:01 UTC
uwai223 wrote:
I go away for a few days and this thread turns into an AIDS-infested shithole. Good work, guys.


Would you want it any other way?
kiki mo
Suddenly Ninjas
Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service
#59 - 2012-04-25 20:14:40 UTC
Evolution1979 wrote:
Didnt read all comments.
Find a noob lvl4 mission runner, warp into their mission and kill all the triggers, then start bumping and prey he cant tank it.

or:
Warp into someones mission and start shooting their rats.
i did this once and then the guy convo'd me, and i went like: this is my mission, why are you in here.
The dude was confused and didnt know what the hell was going on.
I was like: LMAO :P



It's also funny if you act like it's your mission and he's the one invading it. 'WTF are you doing in MY mission?!!!"

or there's always the "my salvage agent sent me here to clean up"
Corina Jarr
en Welle Shipping Inc.
#60 - 2012-04-25 21:13:37 UTC
T-B0NE wrote:
Besides the obvious pvp/gank/scam methods of preying on carebear types, can anyone think of some amusing yet non lethal methods of griefing?

1) don't call it griefing. Its not and griefing is bannable.

2) flying into their mission and just sitting there is quite funny at times.