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Leaving the game in 10 days, probably for good, and have far too much ISK. Help me spend it.
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The Balance
State War Academy
Caldari State
#1 - 2012-04-24 21:37:58 UTC
This is 100% real. I will actually give away ISK And I hope you die (in game) as a result

So I move in two weeks, and on top of that, I'm tired of dealing with this stupid game. Ranged T3's, blobs, fleets comprised of 3/4 logistics, solo PVP being dead, my friends not showering nearly as often as they should, and or losing more Arazu's then most people would consider safe or reasonable. Pick your poison, I hate it all.

So I'm going out with a bang. How? I'm not quite sure yet. That's where you come in

I've got 20 billion ISK, and I need a way to spend it in a 10 day window. The top ideas so far are:

-Buy and fit out 10 navy domi's with full faction gear and take as many people as I can with me
-Give away the ISK in shots of 2b to the person with the best joke each day
-Buy and self destruct a Titan from some idiot willing to sell me one
-Buy something super rare, and trash it on video
-Hire a major alliance to simultaneously hot drop someone I really don't like with 500+ people, over and over
-Hire two alliances to fight in t1 frigates with civilian mods, award the winner with a huge ISK payout. (I really like this one)
-Hire 1000 people to pack vexors with drones and abandon them somewhere, crippling the system for days (Not sure if this still works with the space junk cleanup thing they wasted their time implementing years ago.)

You need to submit ideas here - and if your idea wins, you'll be handsomely rewarded.

I don't play 16 hours a day like most people. So keep in mind it's got to be achievable in the time period provided.

Let the trolling commence.
Alavaria Fera
GoonWaffe
#2 - 2012-04-24 21:38:59 UTC
Double the isk of people to send you a minimum of 5m isk.

Announce it in Jita.

Triggered by: Wars of Sovless Agression, Bending the Knee, Twisting the Knife, Eating Sov Wheaties, Bombless Bombers, Fizzlesov, Interceptor Fleets, Running Away, GhostTime Vuln, Renters, Bombs, Bubbles ?
Darth Tickles
Doomheim
#3 - 2012-04-24 21:39:45 UTC
lol 20b

peon
Miilla
Hulkageddon Orphanage
#4 - 2012-04-24 21:40:06 UTC  |  Edited by: Miilla
Get a few faction ships, sit and tell everybody you are giving it away to the first person to board it... once all the pods arrive, smartbomb away :)

Repeat, wrinse. laughter.


PS: Best done in Jita :)



Just do something ridiculous and something you would never do otherwise, go out with fun :)
Nub Sauce
State War Academy
Caldari State
#5 - 2012-04-24 21:40:34 UTC
Send it all my way and I'll handle it for you for free.
Whitehound
#6 - 2012-04-24 21:41:12 UTC
Buy a freighter at Jita and undock, possibly on the weekend. Repeat as often as necessary.

Any change you have left you can give to me.

Loss is meaningful. Therefore is the loss of meaning likewise meaningful. It is the source of all trolling.
Sentinel Smith
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#7 - 2012-04-24 21:43:08 UTC
Engage Goons at Jita 4-4 in faction fit, faction warships ?

What I would probably do myself is buy Navy Faction frigs.. and visit each Career agent system in eve leaving them about for new players to find..

But what can I say.. I'm a nice guy..
Miilla
Hulkageddon Orphanage
#8 - 2012-04-24 21:44:58 UTC
Is this what goon tears looks like?
Derth Ramir
Fight The Blob
#9 - 2012-04-24 21:45:08 UTC
Buy a mimir and suicide gank a hulk and take a video of it.

Fight The Blob.
George Wilkes Hill
Liam Neeson Never Dies
#10 - 2012-04-24 21:45:37 UTC
I lost all my 3b isk on Somer BLink in 30 minutes three days ago. Feel free to help a bro out.
Demolishar
United Aggression
#11 - 2012-04-24 21:46:48 UTC
Keep it - , you never know when CCP will do graphics card for PLEX again and with 20B you could easily come away with a pair of GTX 560s.
Derth Ramir
Fight The Blob
#12 - 2012-04-24 21:47:23 UTC
Or buy an orca and fill it to the brim with shuttles then eject them all.

Fight The Blob.
Fredfredbug4
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#13 - 2012-04-24 21:47:33 UTC
Send it all to a Jita scammer.

Watch_ Fred Fred Frederation_ and stop [u]cryptozoologist[/u]! Fight against the brutal genocide of fictional creatures across New Eden! Is that a metaphor? Probably not, but the fru-fru- people will sure love it!
Karadion
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#14 - 2012-04-24 21:47:37 UTC
Miilla
Hulkageddon Orphanage
#15 - 2012-04-24 21:48:03 UTC
Demolishar wrote:
Keep it - , you never know when CCP will do graphics card for PLEX again and with 20B you could easily come away with a pair of GTX 560s.



And that graphics card was a RIP OFF lol
The Balance
State War Academy
Caldari State
#16 - 2012-04-24 21:52:04 UTC
Miilla wrote:
Demolishar wrote:
Keep it - , you never know when CCP will do graphics card for PLEX again and with 20B you could easily come away with a pair of GTX 560s.



And that graphics card was a RIP OFF lol



Call me crazy, but that's not half bad. Turning worthless in game money into something I could actually sell for real money.
The Balance
State War Academy
Caldari State
#17 - 2012-04-24 21:52:24 UTC
Light Raider
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#18 - 2012-04-24 21:54:39 UTC  |  Edited by: Light Raider
Give the isk to CCP for charity, and ask them to make a monument for you in Jita.
XIRUSPHERE
In Bacon We Trust
#19 - 2012-04-24 21:55:01 UTC
Buy an army of feroxes and PVP in them, or better yet, run a ferox fleet and make all bow down before you. Continue the ferox depravity and leave them in systems at random safes to be scanned out, perpetuating the reign of the mighty ferox. When it's all done give us your corpse so we may entomb it in a piece of can art in the image of a ferox.

Yes I love my ferox, you should too.

The advantage of a bad memory is that one can enjoy the same good things for the first time several times.

One will rarely err if extreme actions be ascribed to vanity, ordinary actions to habit, and mean actions to fear.
Cavel Avada
Hedion University
Amarr Empire
#20 - 2012-04-24 21:56:18 UTC
Set up a pan-galactic race. Just pick a random route that contains a decent amount of lowsec systems and is long (like 50+ jumps) and award the winner and maybe a few runners up with a cash prize.
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