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SPACE WEDDINGS!!!!!!!
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Darth Lytz
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#1 - 2012-04-24 05:29:38 UTC
I must say that for all the time spent making this game more balanced, we should look at upgarding the social features instead of waving the nerf bat arround. every time i log on i have trained more but my ships get worse... This leads me to by best idea yet[:=d



ArrowArrowArrowArrowArrowArrowSPACE WEDDINGS!!




The populous of eve needs the social benefits of marrage and divorce... I'm sure there is a number of guys that would love to marry their alt...

Think of the number of social skill swe could introduce marrige, divorce, counsler... PLAYER OWNED CHURCHES!

I think the number of pirates in the game could use some space religion... So they stop being so bad and go find happiness with the alt of their dreams



Me could have mighty convoys of MARRIGE like funerrals today... from jita to amarr and a concord escort. -10 Pirates should be allowed to fly in the prosession as well without fear of concord! because marrige is bootyful even if your a sick bastard

We could make it a crime to have exotic dancers in a married mans cargo...

WE NEED GAY MARRIGE AS WELL! who are we to tell a toon he cant marry a guy! we should also set up gay eve-meet singles channels. (no moderation needed)

There should be sanctions for necrophilia: your wife's corpse in your cargo hold? your buddies wife in your cargo hold?

please take the time to share your ideas with me, because like marrige TOGETHER WE CAN MAKE IT WORK!
Aisah Qyudeek
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#2 - 2012-04-24 05:34:26 UTC
I agree with this concept. Really, I mean c'mon I been around the block a few times and I can say I;d love to be able to marry my johns down in khanid red light district. If I could marry them that'd def keep concord from lockin me up you know? I can see myself now walking down the isle in white spandez with my cellulose spilling over the waistban and my Caldari gentleman wearing jack boots and no shirt. This would really make eve a wonderful game. I won't need to take money for mah trix any moe. I marries my man and we get it on in the back of his ibis!
Dungar's Sister
Never Ignorant Gettin' Goals Accomplished
Gimme Da Loot
#3 - 2012-04-24 07:14:30 UTC
Please don't troll
Verity Sovereign
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#4 - 2012-04-24 09:13:07 UTC
Only if we can be Space Mormons/Polygamists.

And they should make a formula based on your character dimensions to determine their physical capabilities, and then we can have the space olympics:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TA93eO30hxo
Herold Oldtimer
State War Academy
Caldari State
#5 - 2012-04-24 10:29:24 UTC
Only if space orcs can come and crash the party.
Darth Lytz
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#6 - 2012-04-24 17:16:05 UTC
marrige is serious stuff.... we all know there are no space orcs! if there were we would just hold hands as if we were playing WOW and cast some kind of space spell... lolz who casts spells?

back to marrige....

we need lawyers...

justice of the peace...

reduced taxes for the married...

SPACE BACHLOR PARTIES! lets go to krulls pleasure den!

your married toons could have a joint wallet....

SPACE BABIES!!! "I can't pew right now my space baby is crying"

The babies could be like the tamaguci... making your baby tab flash so you feed it!

We should all support this because the more time they spend on the social aspects of the game, the less time they will spend nerfing our ships....

SUPPORT GAY AND STRAIGHT MARRIGES IN EVE!!! STOP NERFING OUR SHIPS!!!
mxzf
Shovel Bros
#7 - 2012-04-24 17:19:29 UTC
Dungar's Sister wrote:
Please don't troll


OP, you trolled so horribly that a Goon told you to stop trolling.

"You want to go home and rethink your life"
Herold Oldtimer
State War Academy
Caldari State
#8 - 2012-04-24 19:10:14 UTC
Darth Lytz wrote:
we all know there are no space orcs!


Don't be hating on my WH40K dude.
Astroniomix
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#9 - 2012-04-24 20:22:31 UTC
Herold Oldtimer wrote:
Darth Lytz wrote:
we all know there are no space orcs!


Don't be hating on my WH40K dude.

SPAEC MAHRINES!
Barbara Nichole
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
#10 - 2012-04-24 20:57:24 UTC
there is no good reason for CCP to add anything for this. If you want to hold a wedding do it.. no one is stopping you.

  - remove the cloaked from local; free intel is the real problem, not  "afk" cloaking -

[IMG]http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a208/DawnFrostbringer/consultsig.jpg[/IMG]
Darth Lytz
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#11 - 2012-04-24 23:11:35 UTC
i understand that noone is stopping us from our sacred marrige... but like gay marrige in the united states it is not recognized in the legal sense....

I dont wan t a life partner... I want legal binding marrige licience and all....
Danika Princip
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#12 - 2012-04-24 23:38:17 UTC
Darth Lytz wrote:
i understand that noone is stopping us from our sacred marrige... but like gay marrige in the united states it is not recognized in the legal sense....

I dont wan t a life partner... I want legal binding marrige licience and all....


Thankfully, it's legal in iceland. your EVE wedding can take place free from CONCORD's shadow.
Wolodymyr
Breaking Ambitions
#13 - 2012-04-24 23:55:57 UTC
Danika Princip wrote:
Darth Lytz wrote:
i understand that noone is stopping us from our sacred marrige... but like gay marrige in the united states it is not recognized in the legal sense....

I dont wan t a life partner... I want legal binding marrige licience and all....


Thankfully, it's legal in iceland. your EVE wedding can take place free from CONCORD's shadow.

In keeping with the ideal of Risk vs Reward gay marriage will be illegal in highsec but accepted in lowsec / nullsec. This will encourage more players seeking new opportunity to move out of secure space.

Also Concord will enforce a strict "no sodomy" law.

I honestly think PoCo based sov is a good idea https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&m=1417544
Fredfredbug4
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#14 - 2012-04-25 00:46:41 UTC
And so begins an era where Space Couples pod each other to collect the life insurance.

Watch_ Fred Fred Frederation_ and stop [u]cryptozoologist[/u]! Fight against the brutal genocide of fictional creatures across New Eden! Is that a metaphor? Probably not, but the fru-fru- people will sure love it!
Darth Lytz
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#15 - 2012-04-25 03:06:50 UTC
i honestly think there should be sanctions about killing loved ones....

sec status minus or something...


maybe even a spase sex thing... where your pods eject and intermingle in tha dance of love.... THE SPACE DANCE OF LOVE....

how else would you make a pod baby?

I think that we have evolved as a eve community where a caldari male can marry a gallente citizen... and an amarr citizen can have legal sodomy with a minmatar boy...


just picture the sight of fireworks launchers applauding the marrige of interspicies in the sandbox!!!

now thats a game i want to pay for monthly!!!
Aisah Qyudeek
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#16 - 2012-04-25 06:36:45 UTC
The moe I thinks abouts this the moes I want to sqaut and relieve myself on all other games cep't the one lets me marrah mah man in front of Jita 4-4 soes alls that money can sees I got right and I got the man everyone thought I couldn't . Oh man I cant wait for my space baby. Will be fun selecting the infact skills needed of all pod babies. Like nipple twisting, colicology, astroediaper soiling, cosmic billiruben detection. What a wonderful new addition to Eve!
Aethormu Stargazer
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#17 - 2012-04-25 10:29:30 UTC
I think this would be pretty fun if CCP did this. I approve this!
Darth Lytz
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#18 - 2012-04-25 15:42:59 UTC
space weddings people we need to get the word out!

tell your pod friends how happy they would be, and that they could stop carrying arround all those corpses...
Andrea Griffin
#19 - 2012-04-25 19:50:02 UTC
Only if I can marry a slaver hound. Those who prefer intra-species relationships shouldn't be discriminated against.

CCP Sreegs is my favorite developer.
Darth Lytz
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#20 - 2012-04-25 19:59:03 UTC
agreed...

SPACE MARRIGE like real marrige is what you make of it...


you should be able to marry whomever you feel like...

our game shoudl support thisBig smile
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