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New Video, is CCP Guard ACTUALLY funny?
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Peter Raptor
Galactic Hawks
#1 - 2012-04-24 10:09:35 UTC
The guy walking past him in the opening scene with CCP Guard on his knees pretending to be from Liliput land was pretty funny,


Other than that, don't give up your extremely highly paid day job with CCP to become a stand up comedian CCP Guard Pirate

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#2 - 2012-04-24 10:17:10 UTC
Peter Raptor wrote:
stand up comedian CCP Guard

He could probably make it as a stand down comedian. Big smile

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State War Academy
Caldari State
#3 - 2012-04-24 10:24:08 UTC
I am under the belief that CCP Guard actually stood on a box so that he could look taller than what he actually is. I mean, in his portrait he is just able to look over the edge. And I am under the impression that he was jumping when he took that portrait photo.
Peter Raptor
Galactic Hawks
#4 - 2012-04-24 10:27:06 UTC  |  Edited by: Peter Raptor
CCP Guard we agree youre funny cos youre short, more shorty jokes and your comedian career could be in with a chance!

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#5 - 2012-04-24 11:00:56 UTC
CCP Guard, best Guard!

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#6 - 2012-04-24 11:03:00 UTC  |  Edited by: Whitehound
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNc8VAmtO5E

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Drew Solaert
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#7 - 2012-04-24 11:04:52 UTC
Sadly I think I play too much eve. The bit at the end actually had me in tears laughing.

I lied :o
Nirnias Stirrum
UberWTFBBQ and Battle Technologies
#8 - 2012-04-24 11:50:09 UTC
Had that window open since i came into work, didnt get to watch it for about 4 hours, just watched it now, CCP guard is a legend lol, hilarious!
J3ssica Alba
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#9 - 2012-04-24 11:51:43 UTC
Guard is awesome! "Not even Minmatar would fly this piece of ****" hahaha
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#10 - 2012-04-24 12:03:00 UTC
Roll

/sarcasm. Yeah **** him for trying to be entertaining.

Context is everything.

He raises a smile and keeps you entertained during a video that could be fairly dry. I don't know what you expect.

This isn't thread worthy.






Just Alter
Futures Abstractions
#11 - 2012-04-24 12:10:39 UTC
I find him pretty funny.

The public face of ccp.
Tobiaz
Spacerats
#12 - 2012-04-24 12:16:09 UTC
He's funny in a adorable, oblivious kind of way.

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#13 - 2012-04-24 12:21:09 UTC
http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lq6rwvOMbu1r0nvi2o1_500.jpg

I found this appropriate Big smile

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Arec Bardwin
#14 - 2012-04-24 13:03:44 UTC
Watched the same vid and had a wft moment at the end there, http://eve-files.com/dl/253938P
Jessica Sweetwater
Tribal Liberation Force
Minmatar Republic
#15 - 2012-04-24 13:33:15 UTC
methinks his thread did not go the way he wanted

more slaging ccp guard off!
J Kunjeh
#16 - 2012-04-24 13:35:35 UTC
J3ssica Alba wrote:
Guard is awesome! "Not even Minmatar would fly this piece of ****" hahaha


Yeah, was laughing pretty hard at that...as was my wife who wasn't even watching but was within earshot.

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Doomheim
#17 - 2012-04-24 14:09:11 UTC  |  Edited by: Lord Dravius
Peter Raptor wrote:
The guy walking past him in the opening scene with CCP Guard on his knees pretending to be from Liliput land was pretty funny,


Other than that, don't give up your extremely highly paid day job with CCP to become a stand up comedian CCP Guard Pirate

He wasn't on his knees. Look at the height of the chair compared to the people. The first guy is about the right height. His elbows are slightly below the top of the chair. That makes him a bit short, maybe 5'8" or something like that, but he's definitely not on his knees. The huge guy's waist was equal to or slightly above the top of the chair. If that computer chair is the same size as mine that would make the guy that walked past about 7 1/2 feet tall. Shocked
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#18 - 2012-04-24 14:20:59 UTC
No.
Louis deGuerre
The Dark Tribe
#19 - 2012-04-24 15:05:34 UTC
Certainly funnier than op.
Ranger 1
Ranger Corp
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#20 - 2012-04-24 15:10:52 UTC
In the land of Public Relations, CCP Guard is a giant.

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