Crime & Punishment

Bump for a capable killer

nice killboard

It seems I have already caught the ire of some.

As I pad my killboard with kills the ones that dec for lolz seem take a certain distain at this. Especially since my default answer to a wartargets WHY? is I was hired. I have done this since I started this game, met the first corp that really had an issue with this. I am not always hired for wars but one has to keep doing it to keep people happy like all merc corps do (even though im not actually one yet).

Never seen so much smack in local for a while. Actually funny since it has been a while. Shall await their juvenile retorts in my thread soon. Not sure what they are hoping to achieve. They don't seem to understand you can't aggrivate people in local. Some you can but some just don't really care.

i will post local a bit later. For some reason they believe they are making me look bad.

o/ haha

Thanks Monk.. still have that sexy corpse of yours. It, my hair dryer and I are really... really good friends.

Ofcourse I can...

I was sitting nice and quietly in minding my own when local erupted with your corp mates. And those that know me, know I rarely talk in local if ever.

They were very aggressive almost bloodlust type. Was entertaining to watch, I decided to go with the ahum and yeah responses since those work great.

I am starting to wonder if the entire thing was not just about the fact that I was there in a ship that can lock frigates down before they are able to warp off. Which meant targets was less likely to undock. This frustrates people with short attention spans greatly. If that is their main issue (which i believe it is)... remember, I decced that alliance first.

Anyway, have fun, and enjoy the war.. the Sentinel guys are great sports, even had a camp setup for me on a gate. It was awesome to see that, I will even help them in future with fits and assistance in future if they want for actually coming out and fighting. Some of my best EVE "Buddies" use to be my biggest war targets.

Since this accusation involves my corp and corpmembers I will step forward and lay out the occurances of last night.
The bloodlust and aggression is yet another misread claim you make dear maneater sir, after making several in local last night.

I simply called your bluff for claiming you are hired to dec a corporation that has the likelyhood of becoming a merc target just as much as its likely that Oprah will become a 65kg supermodel.
In other words, i called your so called first merc contract a self imposed dec to beef up a non existant record.



As far as you blocking our kills goes.

I hate to compare killboard stats my dear friend, but you have 13 kills during your entire campaign on them, we scored 42 in a single night.

Patience as a merc is a strong trait to possess.



We're on very good terms with them, theyre an amazing bunch of people, and they brought several fleets to our 'impatient' guys that sat in and near their system for what is maybe 4 to 5 hours.

This also automatically invalidates your 'low attention span' claim.

I saw you passive on the undock for maybe 2, and YOU are the one with the so called contract.
Talk about dedication to the claimed job.


LET ME BE FORWARD HERE AS WELL.

I am not attempting to ruin your business Kane, i in fact:

wish you the very best of luck.
many good fights and future well paying contracts.

But starting off your career by claiming these people are a merc target is something I consider to be highly unlikely - if not impossible.

Provide me a form of proof to invalidate this claim, and i'll be man enough to correct my claim in this very thread.

F.e. a wired contract fee with description and visible date to match the dec launch date and a blacked out contractors name.
Or a agreement mail with a matching date and blacked out name as well to name 2 of many options.

Or ignore it, and good luck with your future endeavours.

Fair enough, but its not you saying youre hired that made me speak the words i spoke.

I run checks and keep tabs on people I have reason to keep an eye on and youre on that list.
That lead me to your killboard.

The fact that it says HIRED: SENTINEL on your KILLBOARD was the reason i started the argument with you, not what may or may not have been spoken in any given local.

Im giving you - in my own way - a friendly word of warning that if you intend to get a business going, make sure that your killboard is the source of accuracy, not the local banter.

And in this particular case, I questioned its truthfulness, hence me being forward, since im forward with everyone, sometimes for the best, sometimes for the worst.

NO HATE PEOPLE, LET'S ALL BE BFFLS!!!!

---EDIT---

I have no problems with Cannibal, but you're sitting on a station with a Legion and booster in system, locking frigs and attacking people who haven't fielded more than a battlecruiser (we did have one Curse come say 'hi', but he docks up and lets his buddies die). We have been moving between systems, regions, and constellations looking for war targets - one of whom is a legitimate mercenary contract we were given. These guys we have "mutually" dec'd ("mutual" being used because we dec'd the same alliance) have been nothing but awesome to play against, and they've gotten some kills off of us.

I also got the following in a private convo from one of them. :)

[ 2012.04.24 13:47:27 ] [redacted] > youre navy vexor is beast
[ 2012.04.24 13:47:35 ] Anya Klibor > It does that.
[ 2012.04.24 13:48:02 ] [redacted] > when this war crap is over... i might talk with our lead to see if we can get some pvp tips from you guys
[ 2012.04.24 13:48:22 ] Anya Klibor > I'm sure he wouldn't mind.
[ 2012.04.24 13:48:32 ] [redacted] > i havent had this much fun in a while
[ 2012.04.24 13:49:24 ] [redacted] > wed probably be out having more fun if we didnt have 2 other corps wardec'ing us
[ 2012.04.24 13:50:09 ] Anya Klibor > Yeah, no clue where they came from to be honest. No clue who they are.

They're looking for help. After this, we'll probably help them. I know I certainly will, because it appears the people who are in the alliance and can help are deciding not to do so.

So yeah, saying we "lack patience" is a huge insult to us, because while you're there to take down frigs in your mighty Legion, we're looking to fight people. Period.

And this is how I like things to end.

With a smile on my face. Glad to see people with a sense of humour.

I am alone alot so my Legion is my lifeline against multiple targets way older than I am. I really do love that ship.

Cannibal Kane
...I think you misunderstand my intentions, here allow me to clarify.




Here I Test Whether Or Not You Are C&P Worthy
...I mean most mercs I know would not put up with this **** from anyone.


[ 2012.04.24 21:51:18 ] Eternum Praetorian > kane your full of **** just saying
[ 2012.04.24 21:51:46 ] Eternum Praetorian > Your that guy on the forums who keeps making new corps to buff your stats right?
[ 2012.04.24 21:52:02 ] Cannibal Kane > ahum
[ 2012.04.24 21:52:27 ] Eternum Praetorian > Thought so
[ 2012.04.24 21:52:49 ] Eternum Praetorian > so when we dec you, and you leave your corp in fear
[ 2012.04.24 21:52:53 ] Eternum Praetorian > I will take this fraps
[ 2012.04.24 21:52:57 ] Eternum Praetorian > and post the vid
[ 2012.04.24 21:53:25 ] Cannibal Kane > whatever floats your boat
[ 2012.04.24 21:54:08 ] Eternum Praetorian > noted, and
[ 2012.04.24 21:54:11 ] Eternum Praetorian > I am wondering
[ 2012.04.24 21:54:22 ] Eternum Praetorian > what I have to say to score a contract on me?
[ 2012.04.24 21:54:40 ] Cyristaline Aldent > well you just called him out i think that is purpose enough^
[ 2012.04.24 21:54:50 ] Eternum Praetorian > you would think right?
[ 2012.04.24 21:55:07 ] Eternum Praetorian > I know Aesheera would not take **** like this from someone like myself
[ 2012.04.24 21:55:44 ] Cyristaline Aldent > indeed she wouldn't
[ 2012.04.24 21:55:51 ] Cannibal Kane > you can talk all you want. i honestly don't care. i play the game may way. and that seems to bug many.
[ 2012.04.24 21:56:21 ] Eternum Praetorian > That sounds like what all the scared carebears say.... just saying
[ 2012.04.24 21:56:35 ] Eternum Praetorian > That does not sound like a merc posting in C&P
[ 2012.04.24 21:56:37 ] Cannibal Kane > yep
[ 2012.04.24 21:56:42 ] Aesheera > he uses it as an argument on the forums to reate positive feedback for his merc thread
[ 2012.04.24 21:57:02 ] Eternum Praetorian > you are now my new favorite idiot :)




Then I Poke You To See If We Can Get A Free (and hopefully fun) Wardec Out Of you (all our slots are used up)

[ 2012.04.24 21:57:11 ] Eternum Praetorian > Did you put that bounty on your own head?
[ 2012.04.24 21:57:21 ] Cyristaline Aldent > Eternum you sound all to happy about that :P
[ 2012.04.24 21:57:24 ] Eternum Praetorian > I mean 50M is a pretty even number
[ 2012.04.24 21:57:29 ] Cannibal Kane > i also said im prepping my corp for inferno and that is exactly what im doing. deal with and cry in some other local chat.
[ 2012.04.24 21:57:45 ] Aesheera > i think you dont understand the definition of cry
[ 2012.04.24 21:57:47 ] Eternum Praetorian > I am not crying, I am entertaining myself at your expense. See the diff?
[ 2012.04.24 21:57:52 ] Cannibal Kane > or rage
[ 2012.04.24 21:57:52 ] Aesheera > were laughing at you rather




Then I Tell You Exactly What My Intentions Were (so there would be no misunderstanding)

[ 2012.04.24 21:58:05 ] Eternum Praetorian > I am also poking you, you mean bad merc, in every way possible
[ 2012.04.24 21:58:19 ] Eternum Praetorian > To see if you really are just a poser
[ 2012.04.24 21:58:23 ] Aesheera > whats there to cry for us? or rage?
[ 2012.04.24 21:58:52 ] Eternum Praetorian > Is there a Sentinel rep online atm?
[ 2012.04.24 21:58:58 ] Lamhfada > Did you name yourself after a Blade Trinity character? Man, I like that movie, Weasley Snipes never needed neutral reps. :P
[ 2012.04.24 21:59:04 ] Eternum Praetorian > I would like to ffer our services VS Kane the idiot
[ 2012.04.24 21:59:15 ] Aesheera > offer?
[ 2012.04.24 21:59:21 ] Eternum Praetorian > yes sorry :P
[ 2012.04.24 21:59:22 ] Eternum Praetorian > Offer
[ 2012.04.24 21:59:24 ] Aesheera > EP dont be silly
[ 2012.04.24 21:59:37 ] Aesheera > were not having someone pay us to have him play dock games
[ 2012.04.24 21:59:56 ] Cannibal Kane > we all know how much fun that is
[ 2012.04.24 21:59:57 ] Eternum Praetorian > * sad





Now the truly funny part is, I never did post in your thread out of respect for the mercenary business in general. I did however take note of the fact that shortly after our conversation, you felt the need to make comments of our exchange here anyway, and, TBH, I thought that said allot about your character/resolve/mercenary corporation in general. Even now I am not trolling you in this thread, I am simply clarifying my actions and defending the reputation of Aesheera's long lived and honorable Malum Crusis. Have a nice day.




So I guess now you have to make a new corp and Merc thread again right?
Sorry for the inconvenience.