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You know you've played too much EVE when you.................
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Amber Katelo
Doomheim
#41 - 2012-03-01 06:24:56 UTC
FeralShadow wrote:
you make sex jokes by relating them to internet spaceships.

you know what i'm talking about...

As we were about to be intimate, my SO said, and I kid you not, "Docking request accepted." I fell over laughing.
Tiberius Amzadee
The Night Stalker Syndicate
#42 - 2012-03-01 07:02:24 UTC
"You know you've played too much EVE when you................."

Sign on and answer threads like this late at night.
Valei Khurelem
#43 - 2012-03-01 07:45:25 UTC
You try to use the left mouse button while playing new vegas and end up killing yourself instead with a missile launcher.

"don't get us wrong, we don't want to screw new players, on the contrary. The core problem here is that tech 1 frigates and cruisers should be appealing enough to be viable platforms in both PvE and PvP."   - CCP Ytterbium
Samillian
Angry Mustellid
#44 - 2012-03-01 09:23:32 UTC
When you wake up on the sofa mouse in one hand, divorce papers in the other.

NBSI shall be the whole of the Law
Nirnias Stirrum
UberWTFBBQ and Battle Technologies
#45 - 2012-03-01 11:18:19 UTC
When you sign off work emails with your ingame name.... Yes this has happened to meUgh
My Postman
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
#46 - 2012-03-01 11:21:13 UTC
Too much eve? See what happened to me.

When smuggling cigarettes from Slovenija to Austria (where i live) with my bike i ran into a gate camp set up by an alliance called "customs". No way to cloak or mwd away, as they insta locked me. They ransomed me for € 300, but at least they did´nt pod (arrest) me.

True story.
J'Poll
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#47 - 2012-03-01 11:57:51 UTC
You walk out of the store only to expect to be suicide ganked by someone.

Walk into a store and say, Jita is quiet today.

If you look around you for CONCORD after you just hit someone.

You go to the doctor to see if your clone is still up to date.

Personal channel: Crazy Dutch Guy

Help channel: Help chat - Reloaded

Public roams channels: RvB Ganked / Redemption Road / Spectre Fleet / Bombers bar / The Content Club
wizzard66
Evolution
Northern Coalition.
#48 - 2012-03-01 12:48:28 UTC
When you look at your wife and wish to repackage her Twisted
Rel'k Bloodlor
Federation Front Line Report
Federation Front Line
#49 - 2012-03-01 12:56:09 UTC
One you call bad neighborhoods "low-sec"

I wanted to paint my space ship red, but I couldn't find enough goats. 
Sobaan Tali
Caldari Quick Reaction Force
#50 - 2012-03-01 14:19:55 UTC
When you can hold a conversation about eve with co-workers (who have never even played eve) and they actually understand what you're talking about.

When you look at the speedometer in your car and wonder why it's upside-down.

When one of your chars' employment record is longer than your RL military service record. (I hit that point a month ago)

"Tomahawks?"

"----in' A, right?"

"Trouble is, those things cost like a million and a half each."

"----, you pay me half that and I'll hump in some c4 and blow the ---- out of it my own damn self."
Jenn aSide
Worthless Carebears
The Initiative.
#51 - 2012-03-01 14:41:37 UTC
LOL, yea, this topic has been done to death, but I still find it funny.

I knew I played to much EVE when i was watching the TV show COPS with my wife, say a guy get Tased and actually struggled to not yell "POINT!".
Karn Dulake
Doomheim
#52 - 2012-03-01 14:59:27 UTC
Cry yourself to sleep at night wishing that you had a girlfriend or just anything apart from this game to take up the lonely unused hours in your life.


This ticking any boxes people
I dont normally troll, but when i do i do it on General Discussion.
Krixtal Icefluxor
INLAND EMPIRE Galactic
#53 - 2012-03-01 15:39:15 UTC
Herzog Wolfhammer wrote:


I was looking at some firearm parts and general reloading equipment and seeing very huge price ranges. For example a melting pot for lead (for casting bullets) can cost from $30 US to over $300 US.




Let me guess.......DOOMSDAY Prepper ?????? Lol

"He has mounted his hind-legs, and blown crass vapidities through the bowel of his neck."  - Ambrose Bierce on Oscar Wilde's Lecture in San Francisco 1882
Joe Skellington
Sarz'na Khumatari
#54 - 2012-03-01 16:40:59 UTC
Get an EVE tattoo?

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Joe Skellington
Sarz'na Khumatari
#55 - 2012-04-23 14:46:34 UTC
See at least one of these threads every other month.

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FloppieTheBanjoClown
Arcana Imperii Ltd.
#56 - 2012-04-23 14:54:19 UTC
When you necro a thread because we need MORE of these.

Founding member of the Belligerent Undesirables movement.
Cavel Avada
Hedion University
Amarr Empire
#57 - 2012-04-23 15:44:27 UTC
When your actions in EVE become so mundane that conversation in Teamspeak strays into Religion or Politics.
Anslo
Scope Works
#58 - 2012-04-23 16:00:54 UTC
You wonder why the **** you still play this game.

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Lord Dravius
Doomheim
#59 - 2012-04-23 16:18:12 UTC
RomeStar wrote:
You know you've played too much EVE when you.....

Post this thread.
Pertuabo Enkidgan
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#60 - 2012-04-23 16:55:30 UTC
When you use Aura's ''Docking Request accepted'' sound file as a confirmation when you login into Windows 7

When you use Aura's ''Your cargohold is full'' When your hard drive is full

When you leave your house and close the door and say ''warp drive active''