EVE General Discussion

Can we have incursions spawn in ice belts systems in highsec please?

Also can we have the incursion rats spawn at gates and stations too in incursion systems?

This will also help clean up Botters :) *g*

Give me a break..it's 2am and I am getting too many opportunitys to shitpost.

Better request. End incursions.. -.-

Seth: When I was a little kid, I kinda had this problem. And it's not even that big of a deal, something like 8 percent of kids do it. For some reason, I don't know why. I would just kinda... sit around all day... and draw pictures of dicks.
Evan: What?
Seth: Draw pictures of dicks.
Evan: Dicks? Like a man ****?
Seth: Yes. Like a man ****.
[while you see Seth when he was a kid]
Seth: I'd just sit there hours on end drawing dicks. I didn't know what it was. I couldn't touch the pen to the paper without drawing the shape of a penis.
Evan: That's ******.
Seth: No ****. It's really ****** up. Here I am. A little kid. And I can't stop drawing dicks to save my own life.
[you see the kid Seth draw a lot of different dicks on different sheets of paper and see a gallery of his drawings one by one]
Evan: Alright, I mean... I just don't see what this has to do with Becca.
Seth: Just listen. Okay?
[you see the kid Seth in a classroom]
Seth: Your precious little Becca sat next to me for all of fourth grade. And in the classroom was where I did the majority of my illustrations. I was very secretive about this whole **** operation. Even I thought I was ******* crazy. Imagine what everyone else would think? So I would stash all my **** drawings in this Ghostbusters lunchbox that I had. So one day, I'm finishing up this real big, veiny, triumphant bastard, all of a sudden...
Kid: Pussy!
[walks by the kid Seth and pushes his notebook and his **** drawing off the desk, and it lands near kid Becca]
Evan: You hit Becca's foot with your ****?
Seth: Yeah. I know.
[kid Becca picks up the drawing he just did, looks at it for a second, sees that it's a ****, and screams her head off and runs to the teacher]
Seth: She starts crying, she flips out. Then she rats me out to the principal. He finds this Ghostbusters lunchbox **** treasure chest and he ******* flips out.
[you see more of his **** drawings one by one]
Seth: He calls in my parents. Turns out this principal is a religious fanatic, and he thinks I'm possessed by some sort of **** devil. My parents go make me see some therapist, and he's asking me all these **** questions. They literally stopped me from eating foods that were shaped like dicks. No hot dogs, no popsicles... You know how many foods are shaped like dicks? The best kinds.
Evan: Well, I don't... That's really messed up. Supergay.

When we get Level 4 missions moved to Lowsec, you will all cry for more incursions :)