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Viziam Amarr Empire 2
Telchek Viziam Amarr Empire Likes received: 2	#41 - 2012-04-20 21:24:24 UTC \| Edited by: Telchek 2 If the carebears care so much, Why is it the gankers whom always post first ? I think someone wants attention. And its not the carebear.

Destiny Corrupted

Deadly Viper Kitten Mitten Sewing Company

Senpai's Afterschool Anime and Gaming Club

Likes received: 2,930

#42 - 2012-04-20 21:33:58 UTC

All of the carebears in this thread are either hypocrites, or just jealous. I haven't yet decided which it is.

And if it's the latter, then I'm not sure if they're jealous about not being able to ever achieve what Herr Wilkus has done, or simply butt-hurt because the dead guy had much nicer stuff than they could ever afford.

I wrote some true EVE stories! And no, they're not of the generic "my 0.0 alliance had lots of 0.0 fleets and took a lot of 0.0 space" sort. Check them out here:

https://truestories.eveonline.com/users/2074-destiny-corrupted

Herr Wilkus

Aggressive Salvage Services LLC

Likes received: 1,222

#43 - 2012-04-20 21:40:26 UTC | Edited by: Herr Wilkus

Telchek wrote:

If the carebears care so much,
Why is it the gankers whom always post first ?

I think someone wants attention. And its not the carebear.

Hmm. Just in the last couple days....

This thread was a good one.
https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=96505&find=unread
and this threadnaught kept Tippia amused for hours....
https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=94439&find=unread
and this one...
https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=97329&find=unread
here's more...
https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=97730&find=unread
more whining.
https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=89309&find=unread

And good golly Miss Molly, theres dozens more - if you bother to look.

Care to retract?

Telchek

Viziam

Amarr Empire

Likes received: 2

#44 - 2012-04-20 21:42:05 UTC

Destiny Corrupted wrote:

What did he achieve again?

Telchek

Viziam

Amarr Empire

Likes received: 2

#45 - 2012-04-20 21:43:36 UTC

Herr Wilkus wrote:

Telchek wrote:

If the carebears care so much,
Why is it the gankers whom always post first ?

I think someone wants attention. And its not the carebear.

Dat fish cray.

A Game as Old as Empire 179
GreasyCarl Semah A Game as Old as Empire Likes received: 179	#46 - 2012-04-20 21:58:36 UTC Oh dear, it appears Herr Wilkus needs attention again. Whatever shall we do.

Yarrtards With Epeen 48
The Crushah Yarrtards With Epeen Likes received: 48	#47 - 2012-04-20 23:46:07 UTC 1 golf clap for Herr Wilkus Well played sir. You stirred things up enough for people to log in their alts and express their outrage.

Arcana Imperii Ltd. 3,740
FloppieTheBanjoClown Arcana Imperii Ltd. Likes received: 3,740	#48 - 2012-04-20 23:57:57 UTC 2 Krixtal and Five Thirty are my new favorite posters. Their tireless dedication to :popcorn: deserves a reward. Founding member of the Belligerent Undesirables movement.

Aliastra Gallente Federation 278
Drew Solaert Aliastra Gallente Federation Likes received: 278	#49 - 2012-04-21 01:07:46 UTC Disprove of your actions but damn that **** deserves a nod of the head. Well played sir. I lied :o

Pyramid Celestial 34
Leza Bo ManHater Pyramid Celestial Likes received: 34	#50 - 2012-04-21 01:25:59 UTC Herr Wilkus wrote: Kind of amazing how people can play this game for nearly a decade - and still not understand how it works. But when you spend it all ganking - I suppose it limits your exposure. so what else do you do besides ganking hulks...interested to know how you fit it in with your busy schedule

School of Applied Knowledge Caldari State 77
Five Thirty School of Applied Knowledge Caldari State Likes received: 77	#51 - 2012-04-21 03:21:38 UTC 1 FloppieTheBanjoClown wrote: Krixtal and Five Thirty are my new favorite posters. Their tireless dedication to :popcorn: deserves a reward. It's a hard job, but somebody has to do it.

Ludi Burek

The Player Haters Corp

Likes received: 327

#52 - 2012-04-21 04:40:52 UTC

Translation of the OP and following whines:

OP: I am a soccer player. I play soccer or a regular basis. The other day I played one of my best games ever, scoring 3 goals and even managed to embarrass the goal keeper by scoring through his legs on 3 occasions.

Whiners: We don't care! We play lawn bawls but rugby is so much more awesome than soccer. Your goals fail to impress me, get on a rugby field and play with those guys. Soccer is for lady boys. I don't care! I don't care! I don't care! I don't care! I don't care!

Other whiners: Bro, I watch (insert sport here) while drinking a gallon of bear and dragging my fat behind from the couch to the fridge almost every day. You are so pathetic for not playing any of those other sports. Wow, soccer is the worst, how can you play it? OMG? Tell me again how much of an elite baseball player you are! You fail at sports! at ones!

Ice Fire Warriors 412
Daemon Ceed Ice Fire Warriors Likes received: 412	#53 - 2012-04-21 05:17:38 UTC Ludi Burek wrote: Other whiners: Bro, I watch (insert sport here) while drinking a gallon of bear and dragging my fat behind from the couch to the fridge almost every day. A gallon of bear? My, you guys ARE manly out where you live! All kidding aside, your post was 100% on spot.

Krixtal Icefluxor

INLAND EMPIRE Galactic

Likes received: 114,583

#54 - 2012-04-21 11:47:21 UTC

Telchek wrote:

If the carebears care so much,
Why is it the gankers whom always post first ?

I think someone wants attention. And its not the carebear.

"CareBears don't care so much they don't come to your space, and they don't harass you, and indeed they don't even fight back. That is the ultimate don't care and there isn't anything you can do, short of dying of starvation, next to a pack of Cheetos, that will demostrate a don't care level beyond that of the CareBear." - Mass Attack

Big smile

"He has mounted his hind-legs, and blown crass vapidities through the bowel of his neck." - Ambrose Bierce on Oscar Wilde's Lecture in San Francisco 1882

Krixtal Icefluxor

INLAND EMPIRE Galactic

Likes received: 114,583

#55 - 2012-04-21 11:49:25 UTC

Five Thirty wrote:

FloppieTheBanjoClown wrote:

Krixtal and Five Thirty are my new favorite posters. Their tireless dedication to :popcorn: deserves a reward.

It's a hard job, but somebody has to do it.

Bringing sanity and rainbow trails to a Forum Thread near you ! Smile

"He has mounted his hind-legs, and blown crass vapidities through the bowel of his neck." - Ambrose Bierce on Oscar Wilde's Lecture in San Francisco 1882

Krixtal Icefluxor

INLAND EMPIRE Galactic

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#56 - 2012-04-21 11:53:30 UTC

Rommell Drako wrote:

Gankers dont care, they dont talk about how epic win they are.

Oh, but they are REAL QUICK to tell you how PHAIL you are because they can pop your 295,000,000 ISK Paper Bag after playing 4 whole days.

"He has mounted his hind-legs, and blown crass vapidities through the bowel of his neck." - Ambrose Bierce on Oscar Wilde's Lecture in San Francisco 1882

Krixtal Icefluxor

INLAND EMPIRE Galactic

Likes received: 114,583

#57 - 2012-04-21 11:54:38 UTC

Kristopher Rocancourt wrote:

Krixtal Icefluxor wrote:

Hope he enjoys the, I'm sure, coming ban.

That's probably what this is all about anyway.

your butt.... it hurts.... i can help.

Your Avatar isn't my type.

"He has mounted his hind-legs, and blown crass vapidities through the bowel of his neck." - Ambrose Bierce on Oscar Wilde's Lecture in San Francisco 1882

Krixtal Icefluxor

INLAND EMPIRE Galactic

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#58 - 2012-04-21 11:59:47 UTC

Daemon Ceed wrote:

9 Billion is 9 billion. It's no chunk of change for most people to simply scoff at. And if you do scoff at that number, I dare you to send me 9 Bil just to show it means nothing to you.

9 billion divided by the 5 (I guess) Ganks is less than 2 bill per head for those Implants.

Sorry, but that is typical and nothing new at all.

The issue is Wilkus' insistence that this is New Idiocy run rampant.....just because players have Attribute Implants.

There is not one thing intreresting or unique about any of those KM's AT ALL.

It's all Hot Air and bs.

"He has mounted his hind-legs, and blown crass vapidities through the bowel of his neck." - Ambrose Bierce on Oscar Wilde's Lecture in San Francisco 1882

Doomheim 103
Beat General Doomheim Likes received: 103	#59 - 2012-04-21 12:38:05 UTC 1 Herr Wilkus wrote: Do I really have to post the chatlog and prove you wrong about this, just like I proved you wrong about chain-killing Exhumers with Tornados? Being a dumbass means never having to admit you are wrong, I suppose. Oh and that stuff I'm covered in? Miner tears. But I thought you said "-No tears"

The Scope Gallente Federation 14
EmpireOfDust The Scope Gallente Federation Likes received: 14	#60 - 2012-04-21 19:28:16 UTC Devil's Call wrote: Are you sure he wasn't just trolling you in that convo? I can barely imagine that somebody from 2003 doesn't know EVERYTHING about the game, or at least basics like this... Nicely done either way, and well written post. Met an ~05 char that didn't know about combat probing a few days ago... Well done op.