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---The waffle house has moved and wants new scrubs--

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Funnel Web
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#41 - 2011-09-20 06:56:59 UTC
Another day of mails, work is such a perfect place to read all those nice mails you come with

Still have some room left for new scrubs, we are used to scrubs, all we require is that you are not a useless scrub. Prove to be of somewhat use, and arent complete ******, the chance of us actually giving you a trial is more then likely.


Remember to read the first post, as a few seem to forget that, thick skin, 5 mill sp, a way of making isk on the side, and most importantly, the desire to pew pew with us as a group, beeing on mumble and IRC, if you can do these things, we might have a need for you, atleast use you as a meat shield Twisted


"Join sniggwaffe" is the place to be, if you dont get the respons you need in the channel, it lack abuse on a pro lvl, or it simply turns in to a kindergarden of trolling, mail me, ill point you to a recruiter that will give you the proper pro abuse you will learn to enjoy
mpp
ShadowRunners.
Enemies Of The Empire
#42 - 2011-09-20 15:15:51 UTC
it's a pretty nice place for everyone who want be better and better every day

one of things that determines corporate climat is unique sense of humour on our mumble :)

part of it is like a us base in afganistan , and second part like a home :D
Funnel Web
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#43 - 2011-09-21 09:09:18 UTC
Oh my, so many spais and silly people, well, im done with todays mails, i got time for a few more before i finnish work, so now is the time to send me your nice mails, and get a number in tonights interview line.

As i want more time for good old fashion roaming as well, it would be wise to mail me your info before hand, so i can sneak you in between the fun Bear
Fearless Sister
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#44 - 2011-09-21 19:12:06 UTC
"If I ever saw an amputee getting hanged, I would start yelling out letters."
Funnel Web
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#45 - 2011-09-22 06:53:29 UTC
Now a few recruits are good at bumping this, but i want stories:

Tell me your:
Arrowpirate story
Arrowfirst gank
Arrowfirst rush when you got ganked
Arrowbest gank you had
etc


tell me something that makes me smile, im a simple girl, make my day at work amuzing, so keep sending mails, and join our channel "join sniggwaffe" and put up a wave, i may often be afk, bugging some ratters, so talk to the recruiters in channel or send a mail if you got questions.
Funnel Web
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#46 - 2011-09-23 07:24:09 UTC
Bump bump, lets get this back on top
Funnel Web
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#47 - 2011-09-25 06:00:32 UTC
Seems i been busy, keeping this at first page gives me a lot of work Cool

well, we caught up on all applications, we are now ready for some more, join our channel and put up a o/ or you can try to wait until we notice you, which may or may not happen, its a busy channel Lol
Gravanius
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#48 - 2011-09-26 08:03:17 UTC
Join Waffles and do the hoochie coochie on a daily basis!
Funnel Web
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#49 - 2011-09-27 06:37:22 UTC
dont seem like i can say this enough, use eve mails, convoes are bad, joining our channel is good to


"Most fun recruitment channel ever" was some poor scrubs last words before we kicked him for beeing useless. Now what would you say after a day in the channel if you turn out to actually be of some use to us Bear
Funnel Web
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#50 - 2011-09-28 08:24:13 UTC
So just to speed up things, as im gone cut down on time spendt recruiting, and go back to more fun things like proper play time spendt harassing ratters and silly wabbits, mail your FULL api key, yes, good old fashion full apikey, user id and a poem, heiku, short story in a mail, so i notice you. Or drop in our channel, and put up that wave and one of the other recruiters might notice you.

Convo me without asking first i will automaticly put you on the **** list of those not getting in, so do it properly, and join the fun, as we do have wicked fun with juicy kills erryday Twisted
Funnel Web
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#51 - 2011-09-29 08:38:56 UTC
bump from work

Likes and bumps gets first in line, as that means less work for me Bear
Fearless Sister
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#52 - 2011-09-29 19:02:06 UTC
There once was a man with a bag,
Who’s manboobs were starting to sag,
He smiled with a grin,
As a woman walked in,
And said “come ‘ere you old hag!
Seeme Not
Pandemic Horde Inc.
Pandemic Horde
#53 - 2011-10-01 18:45:36 UTC
"Tell me your:
pirate story
first gank
first rush when you got ganked
best gank you had
etc"


What she really meant is email her your:
Teenage aspirations
First Love
First rush of your first orgasm
Best sex you had
etc

Waffles Forever
Funnel Web
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#54 - 2011-10-03 06:30:19 UTC
You know me so well seeme <3

Oh well, i had a few days break from all this, guess its time i bumb this again, some seems to never have enough new scrubs to troll Roll

So, mail me, join our channel, basicly your task is to make me notice you, i might not like you, but prove usefull, and ill let you have a try.

Bad spais needs not even try, its just wasting my time, good spais, come give us some good times. Join the trolling and see how long you last,

Isgarand
Aperture Harmonics
#55 - 2011-10-03 22:40:19 UTC
talking with Funnel Web is always a pleasure also the troling is great fun esp when the noobs cry
Funnel Web
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#56 - 2011-10-04 10:42:37 UTC  |  Edited by: Funnel Web
Isgarand wrote:
talking with Funnel Web is always a pleasure also the troling is great fun esp when the noobs cry




Now, you sure know the road to me hart, kind words, free bump, good interview, guess its time to finnish work so i can get home and add you as a new member Bear



Edit: we are close to 1500 views, 1488 atm, in celebration ill put a reward out when we reach that number, hit like, bump the thread or mail me and ill look away from the normal standard of a poem, heiku, short story, even recived a song and awaiting a longer love story.
Seeme Not
Pandemic Horde Inc.
Pandemic Horde
#57 - 2011-10-04 22:19:30 UTC
I just happened to be viewer number 1500.

I'll take concert tickets \o/
Funnel Web
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#58 - 2011-10-05 06:37:12 UTC
\o/ seeme won? OMG thats so brilliant....... Did i forget to say you were the one sponsering everything? Or was that just in my head?

Get back to me ingame, lets agree on a prize Blink
Funnel Web
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#59 - 2011-10-07 08:23:32 UTC
Itty bitty spider, went up the water run......


So, i want more aussie / Asian tz players, I am willing to look away from the mandatory poem, short story or heiku etc. But i will not look away from not beeing useless scrub.

We have a good team in this tz, but i want it to be stronger Twisted


I have added a new recruiter to this tz, should now always be someone on to great you and abuse you properly, so come join the fun, im of next week, wich means ill run some good old fashon low-sec fun ops, so start the joining prosees now, and be ready for next week. Cant promise loads of kills, but my ops are usually a great laugh one way or the other. Lol
Seeme Not
Pandemic Horde Inc.
Pandemic Horde
#60 - 2011-10-07 15:15:48 UTC
Funnel Web wrote:
\o/ seeme won? OMG thats so brilliant....... Did i forget to say you were the one sponsering everything? Or was that just in my head?

Get back to me ingame, lets agree on a prize Blink


I'm going to edge fest this year, SO EXCITED!!! Waffles gave me the opportunity to pay for my own tickets for a concert, not many corps can say that. Were pretty legit.



More importantly, 10 likes = 1 Lick....

I have Licked you funnel.

Sincerely,

Seeme Not