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Burn Jita, burn CCP

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Dbars Grinding
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#21 - 2012-04-19 07:48:21 UTC
story bro cool

I have more space likes than you. 
Andrey Wartooth
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#22 - 2012-04-19 07:51:48 UTC
Malcanis wrote:
Andrey Wartooth wrote:
Malcanis wrote:
Indahmawar Fazmarai wrote:
Now that i got your attention, this is just a little ploy to get something positive out of the goon's "burn Jita" campaign.

So far CCP won't do anyhting as destroying any ships non-goons in Jita is not forbidden by the rules, and in CCP's view, if beating your neighbor's children is not forbidden by the rules, you can have it. Roll

Of course, the "politically correct" answer would be to assemble scout fleets at the gates and blow every goon ship moving through, but then, we know that if such thing was a serious possibility, the goons would be going after something else to spoil.Their whole goal is that "carebears" will allow somebody to disrupt Jita and won't move a finger about it, and they are right.

But then, you know, if something is not forbidden by the rules, you can have your fun.

So my suggestion is: throw the ball back to CCP

Game mechanics are that, if sbdy. attacks a neutral in hisec, CONCORD will spawn and destroy the attacker.

Well then, if you are in Jita and sbdy. blows your ship and there is no CONCORD spawn, you can petition it.

Of course, we know that CONCORD spawns are limited and the Goons know how to disrupt CONCORD by diverting it chasing goons in asteroid belts while indies are slaughtered all across the system, but, do the rules forbid to petition CCP about CONCORD failing to spawn?

No, they don't.

So, TLDR:

If you are blown in Jita and CONCORD doesn't spawns, petition it. Do it once for each ship you lose and CONCORD fails to spawn. Make so that every goon kill becomes a petition to CCP. If goons troll you, troll CCP back. Blink



Wait what? Why shouldn't CONCORD spawn? Due to some eldritch Dark Goon magick?

Honeslty this hysteria about goons was amusing for a while, but now it's getting to the level of MAKE THE MITTANI SHOW US HIS REAL BIRTH CERTIFICATE


You joke, but this is what it is really about for these people.



I'm not joking.The level of paranoid nonsense I've seen on these forums about goons has pretty much equalled the level of hi-grade nut-jobbery more commonly associated with the Birther lunatics.

Did you know that Goons control virtually all the tech moons in the game?

Did you know that Goons can stop CONCORD spawning?

Did you know that CCP GMs refuse to punish Goons when they bot or RMT?

Did you know that CCP want to nerf Technetium but GOONS WONT LET THEM?

Did you know that "most" of the CSM are either in Goons or are Goon alts?

Did you know that Goons are responsible for almost all suicide ganking?

Did you know that Goons completely control 0.0?

AND the hi-sec economy

DID YOU?

ShockedShockedShockedWAKE UP, SHEEPLE!ShockedShockedShocked



(Also tell Uncle Malcy your secret; I mean who has the time to do all that? You guys have been pretty damb busy is what I guess I'm saying here.)


Did you know that Goons control virtually all the tech moons in the game? I've heard this one. It's a riot.

Did you know that Goons can stop CONCORD spawning? THis one is just...I mean, really? Come on.

Did you know that CCP GMs refuse to punish Goons when they bot or RMT? I have not heard this one

Did you know that CCP want to nerf Technetium but GOONS WONT LET THEM? This one is good, and is easily verifiable to be false. I don't know where this one comes from.

Did you know that "most" of the CSM are either in Goons or are Goon alts? All of EVE is Goons alts.

Did you know that Goons are responsible for almost all suicide ganking? Goons like killing themselves.

Did you know that Goons completely control 0.0? We do.

AND the hi-sec economy This, too.
Pesky LaRue
Mercatoris
#23 - 2012-04-19 07:53:49 UTC
Indahmawar Fazmarai wrote:
If you are blown in Jita and CONCORD doesn't spawns
well, I've never heard it called THAT before.
Ai Shun
#24 - 2012-04-19 07:55:05 UTC
Malcanis wrote:
Or was it???


OMG. I am like totally hearing The Twilight Zone theme song now ...
Mugged Yougot
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#25 - 2012-04-19 07:55:57 UTC
You are encouraging people to throw around false accusations, and not only that, but you will also make CCP a ton of work with sorting out what's f0 realz and whats not. Idiot.
Dr Silkworth
#26 - 2012-04-19 07:57:13 UTC
They control the servers too so they erase all evidence. WHere do you think all the "the logs show nothing" responses?
Andrey Wartooth
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#27 - 2012-04-19 08:01:30 UTC
When enemies of GSF are calling you a moron for what you say about GSF, you should take a step back and think about your beliefs.
Xython
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#28 - 2012-04-19 08:12:39 UTC
Ai Shun wrote:
Malcanis wrote:
(Also tell Uncle Malcy your secret; I mean who has the time to do all that? You guys have been pretty damb busy is what I guess I'm saying here.)


You forgot the one about CCP being Goons. And every post by Scooter.


Hey now, I like Scooter. His "lets build up a defense" is INFINITELY better than the "WAAAH, MOMMY CCP, THERE ARE MEAN PEOPLE IN THIS GAME~~~~!!!! FIX IT~~~~!!!!" posts.
Liberator 1
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#29 - 2012-04-19 08:18:10 UTC
Think I'll just turn up and watch the fireworks. It's an interesting experiment during which many Goons will die.
Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
#30 - 2012-04-19 08:54:00 UTC
Liberator 1 wrote:
Think I'll just turn up and watch the fireworks. It's an interesting experiment during which everything will die.


FYP

@ The OP
Even the "son of God" facepalms at your insanity, change your meds

In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.

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Mr Epeen
It's All About Me
#31 - 2012-04-19 09:21:08 UTC
What the OP shows, in a general way, is that the little bees have been successful in 'gaming the game' and telling everyone about it. As well as posting the tactics used to get around Concord's determined, yet futile attempt to stay caught up with a dynamic situation.

So what we have here is Indahmawar attempting to show us that we too can use those same tactics to fight back. I won't comment on the actual content of the OP, just the idea behind it.

It's not like certain alliances haven't done petition flooding plenty of times in the past and meta gaming is SOP with them.

The Pubbies are learning that game. Look at the whole Mittani getting the boot for example. Pure meta gaming at it's finest. I like what I'm seeing here to be honest. You might not be able to get six people in NPC corps to cooperate in game, but it seems you sure can when it comes to screwing with the game mechanics like the big boys have been doing for years.

I can see where we are in for some interesting times in the near future here in New Eden.

Mr Epeen Cool
Nicolo da'Vicenza
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#32 - 2012-04-19 09:28:01 UTC
indahmawar has had it out for goons when they ridiculed him nonstop for his buttmad whinings over CCP no longer expanding on WiS and doing stuff the EVE playerbase has overwhelmingly requested they work on.
CCP Spitfire
C C P
C C P Alliance
#33 - 2012-04-19 09:28:04 UTC
If you come across a game bug that disrupts your playing experience, please submit a bug report and contact our customer support department via a petition. With that in mind, I would like to remind you that petitioning with false information or sending excessive petitions is considered a violation of our terms of service and may result in sanctions taken against your account.

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