Crime & Punishment

I have ganked some haulers in Uedama short after Crucible came. But i dint made good profit, one hauler dropped a Phantasm and my alt was in a Probe... So, only the Missionloot on the hauler, only worth 30 mil.
http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=11751223

The second gank was not from me, another doed this, my alt only looted this wreck. Oh man, there was hi-end Complex loot inside, CN Shieldboost ampilifer and 4x CN balls. Total vaule 1.5 bil isk. At the same day, i ganked a hauler with hounderts of datacores inside of it. Worth: 100 mil and only 60 mil drop, AGAIN??? no profit of this suicide gank.
http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=11858433

The thrid gank, that i made, was a Bestower full with Drone alloys and +4 Implants. I ganked him, He dropped 2k Drone alloys and a low grade snake epsilon. Worth of the Drop: 300 mil, much profitable. This kill is also the expensivest kill, that i ever made.
http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=11918763

After Christmas, i ganked a Badger MK2 with 9x Arbalest heavy Missile launchers in it. Then i warped my alts bestower to the wreck and i saw, only one T2 cargohold, WTF??? no profit

In january, i goed to secreting jita, then i took a can, an executioner attacked me. Then i took oput mine and then i killed him, i looked in the wreck and... SOME factionloot worth 250 mil isk. THis is the most expensivest fitted T1 frigate, i ever have saw.
These guys has both a 15 bil fitted navy apoc and a 20 bil fitted abbadon. http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=12118256^

2 weeks later, i ganked a missionrunner in the contesed galente scelett comet. He was in a Talos, and me too. I only want test, if it is possibile, to solosuicide gank Tier 3 BCs. They are fast like a destroyer and has low HP (not more like a factioncruiser). I tryed to gank him, and i won. But only a few seconds before Concord spawned. I made a video of this kill and you can see this gank at the End of this Video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LR8Bkn_I5Ik

one month later, i ganked a Shuttle with some T2 Hammerhead Bpcs inside it. 20 was in it, 7 dropped, Vaule: 7 mil. But only a small profit. I have these BPcs stil in my hangar in Couster. http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=12376164

A few days later, i goed to Amarr to dishonour 1v1 fights with frigs and cruisers. I maked with my alt a deep safespot (only 5000 km from station away, he was in a ECM fit caracal, and me in my 3k armorhp Punisher. We dint made alot of kills in this time, only 5 or so. Including a failfitted navy Vexor. There my alt was in a Remote repairfitted hurricane. I also maked here some videos, these will be a part of the upcoming Video"Eve online Suicide ganking noobs 5" coming end of the year.

The Medium Armorrepper capstable navyvex: http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=12402186

http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=12239028

In march i tryed to wreckbait secreters in Jita. My alt loaded a hauler with Named T1 Modules and a few frigs, to keep salvaging. I named his ship "King of Free Loot" he flyed 10 km away of the dockingrange of the station and my artytornado blowed it up. Then some destroyers and smaller looted the wreck, i shooted whatever was there. I killed one Trasher and a few rookieships and frigs.

the next what i tryed, is suicide ganking hulks in 0.5 systems. A good place to do this, is Hek. I fitted a thorax with blasters and the fun started. I know, minerganking isnt profitable. but it makes fun.

Within a month, i ganked a Hulk and a Mackinaw. Both had drones out, so they dint get a killright and i only loosed a very small amount of standing.

Im now skilling for T2 artys, so i can blow up taked Indus and cloackhaulers. I also will try on untanked T3 bcs and Tengus.
A few months ago, in Uedama was a hauler with 20bil officerloot killed and in jita a T2 hauler with 340 CN Balls.

Here is my suicide ganking story.

One holiday, I had nothing to do in RL and in EVE so I asked some EVE associates of mine and asked if anyone wanted to come loot whatever I suicide gank(I didn't have enough accounts at that time)

So we wait in a pipeline near Jita, scanning every single indy ship for potential loots.

I kept getting empty haulers or haulers full of trit, so I kept on scanning.... for 12 hours straight.

Not one ship had anything worth 200 mil.

It wasn't a bad place to gank because I know plenty of people that made billions in that exact spot.

Anyway, whenever I go for a smoke and come back my associate would say there was a hauler with 500 T2 gardes or a packaged legion in it that I missed.


I did this for all three days of my holiday to a total of about 30 hours.

Not one hauler was worth ganking(200mil).

So after that I never even bothered suicide ganking again.

So basically you're bragging in kindergarten level English that you're a high sec carebear?

Edit: And stop calling yourself a pirate.

I got bored once and had an alt of mine sit at the sobaseki gate in jita, waiting for the right moment to pounce with an arty thrasher gank. I saw a Badger mark 2 pop up, apparently done its jump to jita and was just sitting afk. Ah, I thought, but that's just a Badger. it may have good loot, but just that alone isn't funny enough

And that's when it exploded

Unbeknownst to me, someone had the same idea and was looking for a quick Badger kill, so he saved me the trouble of figuring out the next part. So after concord went away, I saw the pilot was still afk, blissfully unaware of what was about to occur. When I heard his pod explode, it made the sweetest sound in eve.

Unfortunately, this was before knowing what implants people had in their head, so I'll never know how Much damage I created. All I can know is that he lost both a Badger and pod in one go, with nary a word to either . I guess that's what happens in the far reaches of space.

I know! I posted there!

Define "Depth". I try to just tell the story as it is with a bit of background.

Ah, makes sense. As any good storyteller knows, you can't just skip right to the ending! It's the events leading to it that make a story great.