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best thing about eve

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StonerPhReaK
Herb Men
#21 - 2012-04-17 00:34:20 UTC
If i dont get a legit snipe eventually im gonna nerdrage all over my keyboard.

To the OP. Gratz.

Signatures wer cooler when we couldn't remove them completely.

Bernie Nator
Seal Club Six
Plug N Play
#22 - 2012-04-17 01:07:07 UTC
Bane Nucleus wrote:
Bernie Nator wrote:
I thought the best part about eve was people who were once foes banding together to cause rediculous amounts of tears...


The best thing about Eve is you Bernie. Blink

You think that's good, I'm just waiting for that guy to post the tears. The tasty delicious tears of my enemies.
GreenSeed
#23 - 2012-04-17 02:44:20 UTC
ChingChong LingLangLong wrote:
You know the best thing in eve? Its being able to awox a corp even after being paid ransom to not kill them. Its being paid 1.5 bill ransom to not dec their alliance, then deccing them anyways. Its getting tons of kills with 2 guys vs their 20 man fleets. Its listening on their comms while they are pvping against you. Its breaking down an entire alliance to pay a 1 billion isk ransom again after already scamming them 2x before. Its then getting his whole alliance mad at him for paying a ransom against the others wishes.

I have made over 80 bill in the last year in regular scams and in ransoms. I have enjoyed my run with eve.


posted at 10:43


Longinius Spear wrote:
dang, i sure am glad my parents gave me the attention I desired as a child. The alternative just seems sad. Meh ... o well.


Posted at 10:49


ChingChong LingLangLong wrote:
Its a video game get over it. If you have problems distinguishing between eve and real life, uninstall eve and go get help with your addiction.


Posted at 10:49

edited one minute later.






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as the detective David Mills well put it:
"I've been trying to figure something in my head, and maybe you can help me out, yeah? When a person is insane, as you clearly are, do you know that you're insane? Maybe you're just sitting around, reading "Guns and Ammo", masturbating in your own feces, do you just stop and go, "Wow! It is amazing how ******* crazy I really am!"? Yeah. Do you guys do that?"
Joran Dravius
Doomheim
#24 - 2012-04-17 10:30:44 UTC
ChingChong LingLangLong wrote:
You know the best thing in eve?

To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women?
Aggressive Nutmeg
#25 - 2012-04-17 10:33:27 UTC  |  Edited by: Aggressive Nutmeg
ChingChong LingLangLong wrote:
You know the best thing in eve? Its being able to awox a corp even after being paid ransom to not kill them. Its being paid 1.5 bill ransom to not dec their alliance, then deccing them anyways. Its getting tons of kills with 2 guys vs their 20 man fleets. Its listening on their comms while they are pvping against you. Its breaking down an entire alliance to pay a 1 billion isk ransom again after already scamming them 2x before. Its then getting his whole alliance mad at him for paying a ransom against the others wishes.

I have made over 80 bill in the last year in regular scams and in ransoms. I have enjoyed my run with eve.

I wish I was as awesome as you. I bet you are just as awesome in real life too. Can I meet you someday?

Never make eye contact with someone while eating a banana.

uwai223
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#26 - 2012-04-17 11:34:47 UTC
The best thing about eve are Snot Shot threads. Hands down. They are always amusing.

We are required by our constitution to let the voters think they have a choice. That's democracy!

Damiez
Malum Mortuus
#27 - 2012-04-17 12:52:44 UTC
Patient 2428190 wrote:
Jokes on you nerd

I have trillions of ISK



Proove it, put 2 trillion in my account and I will refund the 2 million when i next log on..

  If you wish to rent this space, Please enquire within.

Ravnik
Infinate Horizon
#28 - 2012-04-17 13:02:50 UTC
The best thing about EVE is the Adrenalin rush i still get before i go into battle.

The worst thing however is a few seconds later when i lose my ship, and the adrenalin is replaced by my tears rolololng down my cheek, followed by my sub cancellation.

Still, always resub, so the best thing about Eve always wins Lol

The light that burns twice as bright burns half as long - and you have burned so very, very brightly..........

Jint Hikaru
OffWorld Exploration Inc
#29 - 2012-04-17 14:44:16 UTC
ChingChong LingLangLong wrote:
You know the best thing in eve? Its being able to awox a corp even after being paid ransom to not kill them. Its being paid 1.5 bill ransom to not dec their alliance, then deccing them anyways. Its getting tons of kills with 2 guys vs their 20 man fleets. Its listening on their comms while they are pvping against you. Its breaking down an entire alliance to pay a 1 billion isk ransom again after already scamming them 2x before. Its then getting his whole alliance mad at him for paying a ransom against the others wishes.

I have made over 80 bill in the last year in regular scams and in ransoms. I have enjoyed my run with eve.



[sarcasm] All this on a 14 day old, NPC Corp character.... I'm impressed [/sarcasm]

If you are going to try to wave your internet spaceship peen around, at least do it with your main.

Jint Hikaru - Miner / Salvager / Explorer / SpaceBum In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.

Sutskop
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#30 - 2012-04-17 15:10:59 UTC
ChingChong LingLangLong wrote:
You know the best thing in eve? Its being able to awox a corp even after being paid ransom to not kill them. Its being paid 1.5 bill ransom to not dec their alliance, then deccing them anyways. Its getting tons of kills with 2 guys vs their 20 man fleets. Its listening on their comms while they are pvping against you. Its breaking down an entire alliance to pay a 1 billion isk ransom again after already scamming them 2x before. Its then getting his whole alliance mad at him for paying a ransom against the others wishes.


Awox means that you kill your corpmates. What you do is spying.
Alavaria Fera
GoonWaffe
#31 - 2012-04-17 23:36:53 UTC
It's definitely being part of a dishono~u~rable blobbing coalition.

Triggered by: Wars of Sovless Agression, Bending the Knee, Twisting the Knife, Eating Sov Wheaties, Bombless Bombers, Fizzlesov, Interceptor Fleets, Running Away, GhostTime Vuln, Renters, Bombs, Bubbles ?

Rezig Huruta
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#32 - 2012-04-17 23:51:26 UTC
I read another post today which I thought was 'the best part of Eve".

It was a player wanting to hire another player to destroy another player's item, so he could put his own there. I thought, "Now that's really cool. Player - created 'missions'."

This bullcrap about scamming people is deplorable. Yes, even in a game it is detestable behavior, not to mention the juvenile 'more tears' nonsense. That brings the entire community down.

Player driven content, vendettas (you didn't have a vendetta, you were just being a douche) and fights for territory, mineral rights etc is more what it should be about.

But, go on, "collect tears" and brag about it with an unknown character.
xCoonin Buffooninx
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#33 - 2012-04-17 23:58:48 UTC  |  Edited by: xCoonin Buffooninx
I really think if he was bragging, it would have been on his main. I actually enjoy reading stories like this.
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