EVE General Discussion

a summer home in jove space

Opened Jove space, or Ability to discovery planets in full spectrum not only bored PI structures, somthig like quest - pve - pvp in mass effect game style, citys open fields etc, can you imagine planets with world similar to skyrim world but in SF style...

A giant turnip to call my own.

A CONCORD Battleship. I dont even care if it's stats are crap, they just look soooo damn sexy. Or a CONCORD cruiser, also very good looking ship.

Caldari navy Raven BPO = ISK printing machine!

A Nyx, in Jita, able to dock, filled with 1000 fighters with 8 snowball launchers each with unlimited ammo. Original model size (caps had the size of their models reduced at some point)

While we are making silly requests I want the following added to my Nyx:
Reverse all nerfs ever applied to this ship.
Ability to launch twice as many fighters as any other ship.
Same bonuses as the Revenant. Actually may as well give it all the good bonuses of every ship in the game.
Able to lock onto Cynos, Stars and BLOPS Cynos. In HS, LS, Null, Incursions Systems, WH-Space and Jove Space.
Ability for fleet members to light cynos in all these places.
Ability to change mass based on pilot input, great for WH traveling.
Double jump range of a maxed out titan.
Ability to act as a jump bridge to any of the aforementioned targets.
Selectable mass (enter a number and that is what your ship weighs).
Immunity to all NPCs.
Ability to launch anything smaller than a Super Cap as a fighter along with the capacity to fit 40 Capitals.
Immunity to all forms of E-War, including hics and bubbles of all kinds. This immunity extends to all fighters and ships controlled by the Nyx.
8 missile and 8 turret hardpoints with the fitting capabilities to use the best guns and launchers
Ability to fit all 8 DD weapons (4 directed and 4 AOE) simultaneously and ability to use them all in quick succession.
Ability to warp to any coordinates in a system (selectable using either text input, or an interface similar to probe control).
Integrated micro-jump-drive with no timers and selectable range up to 1000KM
All propulsion systems work from a dedicated capacitor which is immune to external influence.
Immunity to negative external effects caused by W-Space phenomena and Incursions this immunity applies to all fleet members in system and all ships/fighters launched by the Nyx.
All possible fleet bonuses maxed out with no need for modules, works while cloaked and in warp.
Hey while we're at it, ability to warp cloaked, ability to remain cloaked no matter how close it is to other objects, ability to cloak while targeted cloaking device is integrated into the hull and thus does not take up one of the 24 module slots of The Nyx
Acts as a Cyno field non stop. Targetable by anything with a jump drive.
Insane boosts to defenses which would take me a couple paragraphs to describe.
Immune to all offensive modules and fighters fitted to Capital Ships and larger.
Ship type would be changed from “Nyx” to “The Nyx”

If this is impossible, I will just take a dockable Nyx in Jita.

If I was to choose something even more stupid it would be an Abaddon blown up to the size of a titan. Able to fit 8 capital turrets with dread damage bonuses applied to them, the best tracking and range of any turret in the game. And immunity to all offensive modules of any player or NPC.

Phantom + skillbooks required.

"Ban" button and would ban my self from eve forever

Maybe DED conexions would be a nice gift.

I would love an actual "nerf-bat" so I could fly around activating my bat on whatever I think i too OP.

Scourge Fury Heavy Missile BPO.