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Goons & TEST - Stop it now...
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Jack Parr
Kzinti Hegemony
#41 - 2012-04-15 09:05:15 UTC
Lapine Davion wrote:
Killer Gandry wrote:
Axis Raikkonen wrote:


I voted for The Mittani. I can provide you with a notarized letter certifying that I am not a Goon.


Now back into your stable dear pet.



Goons don't really do the whole "pet" thing. They really aren't into the whole "padding their space with people they don't like" thing, either.

Goons tend to shoot people they don't like. Hell, Goons tend to shoot people they DO like, for fun. All these people that you refer to as "pets", likely because you think they have no voice or something (idk, really). They are all friends of Goons. They like Goons, and Goons like them.

Goons don't abandon their friends, like certain alliances did with their "pets". If Raiden. or whoever decides to try and take a swipe at an ally, and that ally looks like they might not handle it, Goons will come and help out if asked. Not for any cost, or payment or anything. Just to help out a friend in need.

So you can take your little "pets" business and turn around and go back to whatever corner of space that you call home and enjoy your little ideas on your own time.


So, if you don't mind me asking, which goonies pet guild are you in?

"The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average goon."      - The Mittani
Hans Zinmapanz
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#42 - 2012-04-15 09:10:21 UTC
goonies iskies toonies
Malcanis
Vanishing Point.
The Initiative.
#43 - 2012-04-15 09:19:31 UTC
Jack Parr wrote:
Lapine Davion wrote:
Killer Gandry wrote:
Axis Raikkonen wrote:


I voted for The Mittani. I can provide you with a notarized letter certifying that I am not a Goon.


Now back into your stable dear pet.



Goons don't really do the whole "pet" thing. They really aren't into the whole "padding their space with people they don't like" thing, either.

Goons tend to shoot people they don't like. Hell, Goons tend to shoot people they DO like, for fun. All these people that you refer to as "pets", likely because you think they have no voice or something (idk, really). They are all friends of Goons. They like Goons, and Goons like them.

Goons don't abandon their friends, like certain alliances did with their "pets". If Raiden. or whoever decides to try and take a swipe at an ally, and that ally looks like they might not handle it, Goons will come and help out if asked. Not for any cost, or payment or anything. Just to help out a friend in need.

So you can take your little "pets" business and turn around and go back to whatever corner of space that you call home and enjoy your little ideas on your own time.


So, if you don't mind me asking, which goonies pet guild are you in?


Can you refute him on the facts? You know, using examples that actually happened?

Because what he's saying is true; Goons have historically treated their allies far better than most coalitions.

"Just remember later that I warned against any change to jump ranges or fatigue. You earned whats coming."

Grath Telkin, 11.10.2016
Alavaria Fera
GoonWaffe
#44 - 2012-04-15 16:54:03 UTC
Malcanis wrote:
Can you refute him on the facts? You know, using examples that actually happened?

Because what he's saying is true; Goons have historically treated their allies far better than most coalitions.

It's ~mindcontrol~.

By the way, AAA or whoever was trying to hurt TEST, you've gotta do better than shooting one POS.

Raiden., I hear razor really likes Tenal. You know, that region that you didn't want anyway? Thanks for being a bro and letting them have it.

Triggered by: Wars of Sovless Agression, Bending the Knee, Twisting the Knife, Eating Sov Wheaties, Bombless Bombers, Fizzlesov, Interceptor Fleets, Running Away, GhostTime Vuln, Renters, Bombs, Bubbles ?
Lapine Davion
Outer Ring Applied Logistics
#45 - 2012-04-15 20:48:02 UTC
Jack Parr wrote:
Lapine Davion wrote:
Killer Gandry wrote:
Axis Raikkonen wrote:


I voted for The Mittani. I can provide you with a notarized letter certifying that I am not a Goon.


Now back into your stable dear pet.



Goons don't really do the whole "pet" thing. They really aren't into the whole "padding their space with people they don't like" thing, either.

Goons tend to shoot people they don't like. Hell, Goons tend to shoot people they DO like, for fun. All these people that you refer to as "pets", likely because you think they have no voice or something (idk, really). They are all friends of Goons. They like Goons, and Goons like them.

Goons don't abandon their friends, like certain alliances did with their "pets". If Raiden. or whoever decides to try and take a swipe at an ally, and that ally looks like they might not handle it, Goons will come and help out if asked. Not for any cost, or payment or anything. Just to help out a friend in need.

So you can take your little "pets" business and turn around and go back to whatever corner of space that you call home and enjoy your little ideas on your own time.


So, if you don't mind me asking, which goonies pet guild are you in?


I only just got back to this thread. I'm just a Jita alt. I post with this character because she has a prettier face than my main. If you like, she is my "Press Secretary".

Anyway, my toonie is in the Goonwaffe Guilde.

[b]Don't worry about posting with your main!  Post with your brain! "Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity."[/b]
Alavaria Fera
GoonWaffe
#46 - 2012-04-15 22:44:02 UTC
Lapine Davion wrote:
Anyway, my toonie is in the Goonwaffe Guilde.

Wow.

That's amazingly fitting.

Triggered by: Wars of Sovless Agression, Bending the Knee, Twisting the Knife, Eating Sov Wheaties, Bombless Bombers, Fizzlesov, Interceptor Fleets, Running Away, GhostTime Vuln, Renters, Bombs, Bubbles ?
Lapine Davion
Outer Ring Applied Logistics
#47 - 2012-04-16 02:06:32 UTC
Alavaria Fera wrote:
Lapine Davion wrote:
Anyway, my toonie is in the Goonwaffe Guilde.

Wow.

That's amazingly fitting.


Thank you. In what way do you mean?

[b]Don't worry about posting with your main!  Post with your brain! "Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity."[/b]
Gloomy Gus
Deep Core Mining Inc.
#48 - 2012-04-20 14:30:06 UTC
Lapine Davion wrote:
Alavaria Fera wrote:
Lapine Davion wrote:
Anyway, my toonie is in the Goonwaffe Guilde.

Wow.

That's amazingly fitting.


Thank you. In what way do you mean?


She just called you a goon

(what a ****)

"DIE N***ERS1 DIE!!!" - EVENEWS24's Riverini "Gloomy Gus is literally a pocket" - Krixtal Icefluxor (former EVE Online player)
Lapine Davion
Outer Ring Applied Logistics
#49 - 2012-04-20 18:44:27 UTC
Gloomy Gus wrote:
Lapine Davion wrote:
Alavaria Fera wrote:
Lapine Davion wrote:
Anyway, my toonie is in the Goonwaffe Guilde.

Wow.

That's amazingly fitting.


Thank you. In what way do you mean?


She just called you a goon

(what a ****)


We are all toonies in the Goonwaffe Guilde.

[b]Don't worry about posting with your main!  Post with your brain! "Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity."[/b]
Brisco County
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#50 - 2012-04-20 19:01:06 UTC
Confirming I pay rent directly to dbrb and he makes me wash his car before I can dock in VFK.
Alavaria Fera
GoonWaffe
#51 - 2012-04-20 20:52:55 UTC
Brisco County wrote:
Confirming I pay rent directly to dbrb and he makes me wash his car before I can dock in VFK.

Odd, I thought he made you listen to stories before you could dock in VFK.

Triggered by: Wars of Sovless Agression, Bending the Knee, Twisting the Knife, Eating Sov Wheaties, Bombless Bombers, Fizzlesov, Interceptor Fleets, Running Away, GhostTime Vuln, Renters, Bombs, Bubbles ?
Commit Sudoku
Perkone
Caldari State
#52 - 2012-04-20 22:26:10 UTC
Alavaria Fera wrote:
Brisco County wrote:
Confirming I pay rent directly to dbrb and he makes me wash his car before I can dock in VFK.

Odd, I thought he made you listen to stories before you could dock in VFK.

truly a fate worse than death

guy on foreground: me posting guy in background: you
Alavaria Fera
GoonWaffe
#53 - 2012-04-20 23:31:39 UTC
Commit Sudoku wrote:
Alavaria Fera wrote:
Brisco County wrote:
Confirming I pay rent directly to dbrb and he makes me wash his car before I can dock in VFK.

Odd, I thought he made you listen to stories before you could dock in VFK.

truly a fate worse than death

Hey guys, did I tell you about the time we went on a cruise though Venal? We took a Leviathan-class ship down there and what do you know, we ran into something. Well, we thought we had hit an iceberg and were going to sink like a space Titanic, but no, it was actually an NCdot tech moon pos, and those things were everywhere!

Well, the boys all overheated their hardeners (leviathans, remember) and called for reps, we bulldozed the lot of them. Pretty shoddy maintenance, later on we were told that their owners didn't want them anyway, so we put our own POSes in those spots.

Triggered by: Wars of Sovless Agression, Bending the Knee, Twisting the Knife, Eating Sov Wheaties, Bombless Bombers, Fizzlesov, Interceptor Fleets, Running Away, GhostTime Vuln, Renters, Bombs, Bubbles ?
Lapine Davion
Outer Ring Applied Logistics
#54 - 2012-04-21 07:05:14 UTC
Alavaria Fera wrote:
Commit Sudoku wrote:
Alavaria Fera wrote:
Brisco County wrote:
Confirming I pay rent directly to dbrb and he makes me wash his car before I can dock in VFK.

Odd, I thought he made you listen to stories before you could dock in VFK.

truly a fate worse than death

Hey guys, did I tell you about the time we went on a cruise though Venal? We took a Leviathan-class ship down there and what do you know, we ran into something. Well, we thought we had hit an iceberg and were going to sink like a space Titanic, but no, it was actually an NCdot tech moon pos, and those things were everywhere!

Well, the boys all overheated their hardeners (leviathans, remember) and called for reps, we bulldozed the lot of them. Pretty shoddy maintenance, later on we were told that their owners didn't want them anyway, so we put our own POSes in those spots.


I helped put them there!

[b]Don't worry about posting with your main!  Post with your brain! "Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity."[/b]
Gloomy Gus
Deep Core Mining Inc.
#55 - 2012-04-21 13:55:15 UTC
Lapine Davion wrote:
I helped put them there!


Lapine Davion are you insinuating you have a goon alt of some sort

"DIE N***ERS1 DIE!!!" - EVENEWS24's Riverini "Gloomy Gus is literally a pocket" - Krixtal Icefluxor (former EVE Online player)
Alavaria Fera
GoonWaffe
#56 - 2012-04-21 16:53:10 UTC
Gloomy Gus wrote:
Lapine Davion wrote:
I helped put them there!

Lapine Davion are you insinuating you have a goon alt of some sort

It was said outright somewhere.

But bravo to GSOL for towering all those nice moons, wouldn't want to waste the good tech. Now they can be turned into rifters~

Triggered by: Wars of Sovless Agression, Bending the Knee, Twisting the Knife, Eating Sov Wheaties, Bombless Bombers, Fizzlesov, Interceptor Fleets, Running Away, GhostTime Vuln, Renters, Bombs, Bubbles ?
Lapine Davion
Outer Ring Applied Logistics
#57 - 2012-04-21 17:15:48 UTC
Gloomy Gus wrote:
Lapine Davion wrote:
I helped put them there!


Lapine Davion are you insinuating you have a goon alt of some sort


I am appalled at your insinuations! I do not have a toonie in the honourable Goonwaffe Space Guilde of Spacemenne.

[b]Don't worry about posting with your main!  Post with your brain! "Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity."[/b]
Citizen Kestrel
The Arrow Project
#58 - 2012-04-24 22:45:56 UTC  |  Edited by: Citizen Kestrel
I'm not a goon, my corp hates the goons, but I voted Mittens, with both my accounts. Deal with it

EDIT: PS - I am also a Mittens fanboi
Gevlin
Pator Tech School
Minmatar Republic
#59 - 2012-04-28 23:07:25 UTC
sorry but your assumption is incorrect.

The Mittani receive votes from all new eaden.
His platform was unity and strength of the CSM and after the action of the CSM it was hard to ignore the result the mittanni had

Listening to the debate podcasts it was obivious that the mittani was going to win.

I was smart knowing my first choice was going to win. I went with my second choice to make sure they made it in. and they did.

besides the mittani was removed from CSM 7


I

Someday I will have the time to play. For now it is mining afk in High sec. In Cheap ships
Sakaras Lane
Unknown-Entity
Naga Please.
#60 - 2012-04-28 23:28:53 UTC
goons and test are trashy blobs but I support the burning of Jita 100% Burn the Mother F***ER down with righteous fire, teach those carebears that it is not alright to be a carebear.