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Pissin on da Carebears
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T-B0NE
Doomheim
#1 - 2012-04-14 22:48:39 UTC
Besides the obvious pvp/gank/scam methods of preying on carebear types, can anyone think of some amusing yet non lethal methods of griefing?

“Death and destruction are necessary to the health of the world, and therefore as natural, and lovable, as birth and life. Only priests and born cowards moan and weep over dying. Brave men face it with approving nonchalance." - Ragnar Redbeard
Ronni Zigman
It's not slavery, if they are enjoying it.
#2 - 2012-04-14 23:16:29 UTC
Warp into their mission in a frigate, don't ninja them. Just warp in. Most of them warp out immediately. Do this every day for hours and watch them cry about their ISK/hr.
Psychotic Monk
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#3 - 2012-04-15 01:10:52 UTC
Get a stabber. Put a 100mn MWD on it. Bump Hulks right the **** out of their belts.

Soon, this will be the only way to grief, I'm afraid.

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Red Teufel
Calamitous-Intent
#4 - 2012-04-15 02:16:50 UTC
when dust comes out hire mercs to kill their PI lols.
T-B0NE
Doomheim
#5 - 2012-04-15 02:18:28 UTC
Psychotic Monk wrote:
Get a stabber. Put a 100mn MWD on it. Bump Hulks right the **** out of their belts.

Soon, this will be the only way to grief, I'm afraid.
I fear that as well.

“Death and destruction are necessary to the health of the world, and therefore as natural, and lovable, as birth and life. Only priests and born cowards moan and weep over dying. Brave men face it with approving nonchalance." - Ragnar Redbeard
Grumpymunky
Monkey Steals The Peach
#6 - 2012-04-15 02:55:14 UTC
Mine the same rock that someone else is already mining. Twisted

Post with your monkey.

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Jake Warbird
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#7 - 2012-04-15 04:47:43 UTC
Steal the Damsel.
Take her to the station.
:effort:
Let the bear have the violated remains after you finish.

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Harrigan VonStudly
Stay Frosty.
A Band Apart.
#8 - 2012-04-15 07:01:39 UTC
Gank Hulks in belt. Accuse of being a bot in local as they have bot traits. Receive convo swearing they aren't a bot. ROFLMAO \o/
Herping yourDerp
Tribal Liberation Force
Minmatar Republic
#9 - 2012-04-15 07:06:12 UTC
fill a ship with shinies... park outside jita self destruct... when they loot your wreck you can kill them
Grumpymunky
Monkey Steals The Peach
#10 - 2012-04-15 08:26:51 UTC
Herping yourDerp wrote:
fill a ship with shinies... park outside jita self destruct... when they loot your wreck you can kill them
Loot what? You know what self-destructing does to your shinies, right?

Post with your monkey.

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dave3NG
Finite Future
#11 - 2012-04-15 10:24:33 UTC
Not sure if this would work, I was thinking about fitting a frig with tractor beams and find some highsec miners putting stuffn into jet cans, then just drag there stuff away to a safe spot for ransom.
Whiteknight03
Trilon Industries and Exploration
#12 - 2012-04-15 10:28:49 UTC
dave3NG wrote:
Not sure if this would work, I was thinking about fitting a frig with tractor beams and find some highsec miners putting stuffn into jet cans, then just drag there stuff away to a safe spot for ransom.


You can't tractor yellow cans. However, you can can flip . . . and then tractor the can. Not sure why you'd want to do the tractoring at that point, but it is a possibility.
lanyaie
Nocturnal Romance
Cynosural Field Theory.
#13 - 2012-04-15 10:33:52 UTC
Creating threads like this.

Spaceprincess

People who put passwords on char bazaar Eveboards are the worst.
Luxi Daphiti
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#14 - 2012-04-15 10:45:52 UTC
Just bump them continuously with a battecruiser. They won't be able to warp away (lower's their overall mining yield) and they will no doubt start panicking thinking that a gank is coming!
Herr Wilkus
Aggressive Salvage Services LLC
#15 - 2012-04-15 13:38:20 UTC
Grumpymunky wrote:
Herping yourDerp wrote:
fill a ship with shinies... park outside jita self destruct... when they loot your wreck you can kill them
Loot what? You know what self-destructing does to your shinies, right?


Don't worry, the owner of that particular posting alt has a particularly low IQ.
Proteus Maximus
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#16 - 2012-04-15 13:52:24 UTC
Look, Let me be the first one to say it's fun filling the tear bucket. Then even sitting naked pouring it over your head while touching yourself.Cool
That being said. With the excellent work being done to smite the macro miner infestation maybe its time to consider the bottom line here folks. With the price of ships rising at a steep curve is it really intelligent to bite the hand that's feeding you? Seems to me there are plenty of other folks to defile. Mission runners, Incursion runners, Haulers, Ice miners, and dumbasses.
All of witch I understand take a bit more work and skill to blow up in some cases.
Think of it as keeping or cultivating a herd. Let their numbers grow. Give them a sense of security. Then when the crop is fat & ship prices are reasonable cull the herd.
The only reasons their should be opposition to a philosophy like this imho would be laziness & and ignorance.
Just saying.
Max

If Goons were around when God said, "Let there be light" they'd have called the light gay, and plunged the universe back into darkness by squatting their nutsacks over it.
Ludi Burek
The Player Haters Corp
#17 - 2012-04-15 14:32:32 UTC
Man, just get in your tornado and afk in a belt. Soon there will be outcries against it, guaranteed Lol
SilentDesperation
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#18 - 2012-04-15 15:27:08 UTC
How about giving them a wedgie and stealing their lunch money? - kinda doing the digital version of it anyway arent you?
uwai223
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#19 - 2012-04-15 15:38:36 UTC
SilentDesperation wrote:
How about giving them a wedgie and stealing their lunch money? - kinda doing the digital version of it anyway arent you?




OOOOOOOHHHHH sick burn dude

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Sahara Uhuru
#20 - 2012-04-15 16:15:30 UTC
As the wannabe gankers are the new carebears you just have to go mining with a tanked ship to grief a 'bear.
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