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Marriage in Eve

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Nylith Empyreal
Sutar Rein
#21 - 2012-04-12 03:25:52 UTC
I like two people, if I clone and diverge do I get the option to marry two at a time? And til death do we part, do I get out of that if I self destruct?

Who's the more foolish the fool or the fool who replies to him?

Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
#22 - 2012-04-12 13:40:06 UTC
As an ordained minister of the Church of the Sub-Genius, I am available to join EvE toons in lawful matrimony. I will only require a small donation of 50mil isk.

Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
#23 - 2012-04-12 14:52:34 UTC
As an attorney licensed by the Jita Local Bar Association, I am available to handle complex divorce and property settlement cases. Don't let that nasty ex make off with your hard-earned isk!
Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
#24 - 2012-04-12 14:58:18 UTC  |  Edited by: Khergit Deserters
Orphan seeking a home with a kindly and generous couple. Won't you adopt me? I realize that I'm a full grown adult, but I'll look younger if I shave my beard. I require only modest monthly upkeep, only 100mil isk or so per month. Won't you be the mom and dad, or dad and dad, or mom and mom I never had? (Somewhat prefer two moms, but other combinations are OK too).
Brodit
Dark Harlequin
#25 - 2012-04-12 21:35:55 UTC
Bad idea, I created an alt for my wife trained her up in a manner she would approve of, (all killer, no filler) and kept her going even referring to her in game as my wife. Ironic when I call Eve my mistress in rl. THEN we go to fanfest, she comes back and wants to start playing Eve, not the 50M sp war goddess I created for her, but her own char from scratch. So now there is me, my wife alt and my rl wife as, um er ingame mistress. Internet spaceships? Sounds like soap opera to me.

Better go, marraige counselling meeting.
Abyss Azizora
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#26 - 2012-04-13 23:13:17 UTC
Eve isn't for marriages, it's for divorces and settling asset disputes with massive guns.
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