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[MERC] Percussive Pizza Time Diplomacy (SLAPD)

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Cat Casidy
Percussive Diplomacy
Sedition.
#1 - 2012-04-10 16:58:26 UTC  |  Edited by: Cat Casidy
Disclaimer: yes we really did buy the ATX staff pizzas, stop asking me about it P


SLAPD is once again accepting contracts!



For pricing and details send a mail to Cat Casidy, join the Merc Contracts channel and ask for us, or stop by our public channel "SLAPD in public" (DON'T CONVO, CONVOS WILL BE REJECTED)



So straight to the point here's what we offer for low sec:

Lowsec War

Customs Office Removal

POS Takedowns

Area Denial

General Harassment

Killing people you don't like


Now the fun stuff, a bit about ourselves:
Battleclinic Top 300
Our super awesome new killboard
Some of our vids
Tentakis newest vid of old stuff
Our Alliance Tournament X fights We made it to Finals Day, there is no god!

In the dark reaches of space, there exists a rag-tag collective of low-sec scumbags, nihilists and social undesirables; an enclave known as Percussive Diplomacy. Comprised solely of drunken belligerents and man-children, it is amazing how such a group has managed to survive for as long as it has without imploding into chaos reminiscent of "Lord of the Flies". Contributing absolutely nothing to the welfare of its native region, "Herpcussive Derplomacy" can be observed flying never more than three jumps from their home system, whoring onto every killmail possible, and generally serving as a detriment to the EVE community as a whole. In whatever activity SLAPD happens to participate, you can rest assured that they have no ******* idea what they are doing.

Testimonials and Endorsements:

"...an insane group of ne'er-do-wells wearing goggles." -Shaalira D'arc
"SLAPD is the jam in my jelly roll." -Ammon Dei
"[a] pretty decent amount of faggots..." -Hidden Snake
"<3 pizza :)" -Loren Gallen
"LOL I think those are friendly pies, unless theres nothing to shoot at, then they can be dangerous" -Hawk Alugi
"PERCUSSIVE PIZZA TIME DIPLOMACY,....that is an excellent alliance name, I hope I get to say that a lot"
--CCP Soundwave during ATX entry bidding (he got to)
"Only the highest quality teams lose to Darkside" - Raivi, post match, finals day ATX

Listed in Merc Contracts channel

*we accept payment in isk or a roughly equivalent pile of goggles*

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The RUS Hunter
Mr. Clean Corp..
#2 - 2012-04-10 17:20:36 UTC
how much for you to stop posting?
Dry Martinis
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#3 - 2012-04-10 17:22:53 UTC
The RUS Hunter wrote:
how much for you to stop posting?



Just their self-esteem I'm sure.

CAPS LOCK: CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL.
Cat Casidy
Percussive Diplomacy
Sedition.
#4 - 2012-04-10 20:24:39 UTC
Yeah... if you know where that went we'd kinda like it back, thanks.

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masternerdguy
Doomheim
#5 - 2012-04-11 02:11:24 UTC
Oh you guys hang out near prism.

Meh. You're ok I guess.

Things are only impossible until they are not.
Nathan Jameson
Grumpy Bastards
#6 - 2012-04-11 03:53:03 UTC
masternerdguy wrote:
Meh. You're ok I guess.


Considering the general temperament of this forum, that's actually a pretty nice compliment. Roll

http://www.wormholes.info
Cat Casidy
Percussive Diplomacy
Sedition.
#7 - 2012-04-11 05:59:03 UTC  |  Edited by: Cat Casidy
masternerdguy wrote:
Oh you guys hang out near prism.

Meh. You're ok I guess.


In response to your glowing review, we relieved you of your badger full of blueprints P
http://pzza.eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=13028747

(and yes, I have no idea where it gets those values from)

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Bluejacket CT
Percussive Diplomacy
Sedition.
#8 - 2012-04-11 23:54:43 UTC
masternerdguy wrote:
Oh you guys hang out near prism.

Meh. You're ok I guess.


Surprised you don't recognize a few familiar faces.

SLAPD - Corp Janitor
Bluetippedflyer
Fallen Rabbits
#9 - 2012-04-12 00:10:45 UTC
best of luck
roboto212
EVE University
Ivy League
#10 - 2012-04-12 15:32:17 UTC
Cat Casidy wrote:
masternerdguy wrote:
Oh you guys hang out near prism.

Meh. You're ok I guess.


In response to your glowing review, we relieved you of your badger full of blueprints P
http://pzza.eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=13028747

(and yes, I have no idea where it gets those values from)

Good luck and as an aside thanks nightsong for the large pos you unankered for me.
Ammon Dei
Percussive Diplomacy
Sedition.
#11 - 2012-04-14 18:57:10 UTC
They are a good group of Merc's. I have used their services in the past.

But they still owe me about 10 Pizza's for late the delivery. Their 30 min or less service for pizza BLOW's I would try Domino's if your looking for Pizza.
Celeritas 5k
Connoisseurs of Candid Coitus
#12 - 2012-04-15 00:25:02 UTC
Cat Casidy wrote:
masternerdguy wrote:
Oh you guys hang out near prism.

Meh. You're ok I guess.


In response to your glowing review, we relieved you of your badger full of blueprints P
http://pzza.eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=13028747

(and yes, I have no idea where it gets those values from)


Your link's broke cat, here's the right one

http://pzza.eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=13028747
Kimazart Kaviera
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#13 - 2012-04-15 10:07:56 UTC
Gimme back my face thief Shocked

free bump
Cat Casidy
Percussive Diplomacy
Sedition.
#14 - 2012-04-16 00:23:26 UTC  |  Edited by: Cat Casidy
Celeritas 5k wrote:
Cat Casidy wrote:
masternerdguy wrote:
Oh you guys hang out near prism.

Meh. You're ok I guess.


In response to your glowing review, we relieved you of your badger full of blueprints P
http://pzza.eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=13028747

(and yes, I have no idea where it gets those values from)


Your link's broke cat, here's the right one

http://pzza.eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=13028747


Ha! yours doesn't work either! Actually I don't know what the deal is, if I copy it into my browser it works fine but trying to link it here just results in that no kill specified message, meh. Also, my corpmates keep messing with the stylesheet, my apologies, it should be back to being terribly painful to look at now.
edit-my corpmates threatened to remove my admin rights if I didn't change it back to not horrifying, my bad

@ My evil opposite, no, it's mine now and I'm keeping it, you'll just have to find a new one.

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religiosa
Perkone
Caldari State
#15 - 2012-04-17 06:18:05 UTC
we get tings done, give us your money, enjoy the results.
Laktos
Perkone
Caldari State
#16 - 2012-04-17 15:24:16 UTC
Gunpoint Diplomacy is better.

Latest PVP Video: Perseverance

Sard Caid does not endorse this message.
Dirk Smacker
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#17 - 2012-04-17 19:48:30 UTC
The RUS Hunter wrote:
how much for you to stop posting?

You are an alt of someone in SLAPD. Would this count as talking in the fourth person?

I guess once you have a signature, you cannot have a blank one.
Cat Casidy
Percussive Diplomacy
Sedition.
#18 - 2012-04-19 05:42:00 UTC
Cat Casidy > hmm, i dont know, tht sounds like a pretty ****** idea

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Emerald Decartes
Syndicate Holdings
#19 - 2012-04-19 09:50:14 UTC
These guys are like 12 and poor as fck. Avoid if possible.

Regards,

Ed



D.F.C.S. no TRUST in mankind no confidence IN goverment there will never be enduring FREEDOM.
Cat Casidy
Percussive Diplomacy
Sedition.
#20 - 2012-04-19 18:18:14 UTC
Emerald Decartes wrote:
These guys are like 12 and poor as fck. Avoid if possible.

Regards,

Ed





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