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6 billion opening Gambit, or how to get your Titan repair bill paid
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Empl Tash'cran
Sparkle Motion.
#1 - 2012-04-09 23:55:37 UTC
DOATSP - 6 billion opening Gambit

tl;dr - recruitment scam spiraled into a 6bil scam, surrounding the repair of imaginary supercaps after an imaginary space battle.

More lobster antics coming soon Big smile
jimmyjam
Fire Mandrill
#2 - 2012-04-10 00:01:56 UTC
Nice work you should be proud.
Drew Solaert
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#3 - 2012-04-10 01:40:57 UTC
I needed a good laugh. Quality stuff.

I lied :o
Garven Dreis
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#4 - 2012-04-10 02:34:43 UTC
Poor kid probably didn't know just what a full API key does. I bet he knows now. Good read.

Terrible Poster Runner-up 2014
James Amril-Kesh
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#5 - 2012-04-10 05:11:39 UTC
That was an excellent read. I laughed.

Enjoying the rain today? ;)
Caldari Citizen 786478786
#6 - 2012-04-10 05:20:03 UTC
So, a made up name with no actual chat logs, and no un-doctored screenshots? This adds up to a whole lot of... well, nothing actually. I'll give you a "Cool story bro" because it's a decently well-thought out piece of fiction.

2/10
Jake Warbird
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#7 - 2012-04-10 08:39:37 UTC
You,sir,are a cad and ought to be ashamed of yourself....


J/k lol,needed the lulz on a boring Tuesday afternoon...

Sugar Von MurdererTits : Jake Warbird gets my vote for most intriguing and attractive male character in Eve.
Vaal Erit
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#8 - 2012-04-10 09:33:52 UTC
I found this to be well written and very entertaining. I think I found my new favorite website.
Empl Tash'cran
Sparkle Motion.
#9 - 2012-04-10 11:44:26 UTC
Caldari Citizen 786478786 wrote:
So, a made up name with no actual chat logs, and no un-doctored screenshots? This adds up to a whole lot of... well, nothing actually. I'll give you a "Cool story bro" because it's a decently well-thought out piece of fiction.

2/10


The more proof I provide, the more your ilk salivate and think you're clever for pointing out how it is still unprovable.

I could quite literally give you my full API and you would still say "Yeah! I bet he just sent ISK and stuff to an alt!"

Clearly I have given my name. My redactions are to stop the victim getting any undue attention.

I give your posting caliber 1/10 for being a terrible forum alt.
silens vesica
Corsair Cartel
#10 - 2012-04-10 13:24:45 UTC
Quote:
Revenge, a dish best served fictitiously.

Shocked
Twisted
Bwahahahahahahaaa!

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Zed Jackelope
Pandemic Horde Inc.
Pandemic Horde
#11 - 2012-04-10 15:38:14 UTC
its too retardedly stupid and entertaining to be faked.
Lady Spank
Get Out Nasty Face
#12 - 2012-04-10 18:19:05 UTC
Ignore Caldari Moron 7896478786. I have him blocked for good reason.

Thanks for the entertaining write up. I'm often gobsmacked by how dense some people can be. Congratulations on a pretty nice haul.

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Cats'Meow
Doomheim
#13 - 2012-04-11 11:23:45 UTC
OMFG
And he is falling for even more. I didnt even know LOL
Will update once I am done :)
BuzzyBeagle
Centers for Intergalactic Mercantile Acquisition
#14 - 2012-04-11 13:57:52 UTC
I got 4 billion off of the very same person.
Jint Hikaru
OffWorld Exploration Inc
#15 - 2012-04-11 14:04:56 UTC
My god, how do people like that get past the login screen>?

Good work, a very entertaining read!

Jint Hikaru - Miner / Salvager / Explorer / SpaceBum In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.
Ronni Zigman
It's not slavery, if they are enjoying it.
#16 - 2012-04-11 16:18:07 UTC
BuzzyBeagle wrote:
I got 4 billion off of the very same person.


Did the horrible spelling or the stupidity clue you in on who it was? Roll
F'lix
AP Ventures Ltd.
#17 - 2012-04-11 20:45:48 UTC
Very enjoyable, thank you.

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Cats'Meow
Doomheim
#18 - 2012-04-12 06:38:50 UTC
Ronni Zigman wrote:
BuzzyBeagle wrote:
I got 4 billion off of the very same person.


Did the horrible spelling or the stupidity clue you in on who it was? Roll


ROFL OMG
So there are 3 people on the same person. What a celebrity *snickers*

Cant talk for Buzzy but for me it was the spelling and behaviour that made me recognize him :)
Eugene Kerner
TunDraGon
Goonswarm Federation
#19 - 2012-04-12 07:09:45 UTC
wow, nice read!

Btw Lady Spank...you are lazy these days....expect some blogging from you again!!111

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Ronni Zigman
It's not slavery, if they are enjoying it.
#20 - 2012-04-12 16:07:04 UTC
Cats'Meow wrote:

ROFL OMG
So there are 3 people on the same person


You give him too much credit. At least 5.
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