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GSF fighting against **** posting, tell me it isn't so

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stoicfaux
#21 - 2012-04-09 13:55:00 UTC
Two out of four Goon women are brownshirts? Shocked

Pon Farr Memorial: once every 7 years, all the carebears in high-sec must PvP or they will be temp-banned.

Roll Sizzle Beef
Space Mutiny
#22 - 2012-04-09 13:55:05 UTC
So goons want to be evil gentlemen. I drink your milkshake etc.
And TEST can continue to be the **** posting mongoloids of eve?
stoicfaux
#23 - 2012-04-09 14:08:39 UTC  |  Edited by: stoicfaux
Mara Rinn wrote:
This will only last as long as it takes The Mittani's ego to recover from the huge kick in the arse from certain statements at a certain fan gathering. I reckon after 28th April the program will end, since he'll be able to log in and … oh hang on.

Damn. I was certain that conspiracy theory was going somewhere.

Though I must voice my concerns over the stability of Goonswarm if they are suddenly expected to be respectful to other people (and themselves). That's anathema to the core culture of Something Awful. This will end in tears.

Ah no. The goal is wrap themselves in the flag of Good Posting so as to occupy the Moral High Ground in order to have Just Cause to attack anyone who posts anti-Mittani material (i.e. mentions fanfest, cyberbullying, etc.) and to be seen as Fine Upstanding Pillars of the Community who are being unfairly lambasted in the liberal, leftist, anti-large-corporation, anti-success, you're-just-jealous media, thus garnering Public Sympathy in order to achieve Positive Spin in any future news stories run by Gaming Press.

They have to be subtle and sophisticated with this PR campaign because a crude "putting lipstick on a pig" re-imaging PR campaign wouldn't work due to people asking why CCP devs have lipstick on their *****.


edit: Also, with a new, radical, campaign strategy, it gives Mittani the excuse to perform a reorg (due to the focus change) and thus shuffle potential rivals out of the way while keeping the masses too busy (and confused) to let any disgruntlement grow into revolt.

edit2: And since the history channel no longer spams WWII documentaries, Mittani is free to use the highly effective and proven propaganda methods of WWII without the younger members having any idea of what's happening to them.

Pon Farr Memorial: once every 7 years, all the carebears in high-sec must PvP or they will be temp-banned.

Bubanni
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#24 - 2012-04-09 14:12:58 UTC
Xenuria wrote:
Steve Ronuken wrote:
Yoinked from Mitten's twitter feed.

http://i.imgur.com/Dkead.png
http://i.imgur.com/pbQpX.png
http://i.imgur.com/Ryltt.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/t0BXU.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/P8Bov.gif
http://i.imgur.com/InOTv.jpg


'A violent purge of 4channers, o7o7m8s, LOL GURL, badposters, lemming 'jokes', and ~mommies toonies iskies corpies~'

Now I'm not saying it's not a troll. But it's a trifle more elaborate than some. (If it's not a troll, then it's a good thing.)


The mittani is actually doing something good for once. I am continually impressed with his uncanny tendency to align his goals parallel with mine without even the slightest of prompting. Perhaps their is hope for an alliance after all.


*there

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Jade Constantine
Jericho Fraction
The Star Fraction
#25 - 2012-04-09 16:55:07 UTC

Nonsense really. The problem with a religious cult like Goonswarm is that anything the "great leader" says becomes word of law for the mindless followers. Mittani says tomorrow that all goons must talk entirely in emoticons they'll do it because thats the way cult programming works.


The True Knowledge is that nothing matters that does not matter to you, might does make right and power makes freedom

Nova Fox
Novafox Shipyards
#26 - 2012-04-09 17:56:47 UTC
I love goonswarms propaganda.

Taking eve to the next level.

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Pyrus Octavius
Flat Earth Believers
#27 - 2012-04-09 18:02:56 UTC
April fools was 8 days ago.
Pyrus Octavius
Flat Earth Believers
#28 - 2012-04-09 18:03:46 UTC
Jandice Ymladris wrote:
Either miracles exist, or they just want to lure us into a false sense of security, then strike hard & fast, levelling the forum with trollbait!


Well I haven't seen any flying pigs and I'm pretty sure hell is still on fire... so uh, no.
Jonas Xiamon
#29 - 2012-04-09 18:16:13 UTC
Any one else notice the Dr. Steel propaganda?

I usally write one of these and then change it a month later when I reread it and decide it sounds stupid.

Ivana Twinkle
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#30 - 2012-04-09 18:22:26 UTC
Why is our internal posting politics interesting for people on eveo?
Nova Fox
Novafox Shipyards
#31 - 2012-04-09 18:33:12 UTC
When you're top the world everyone is looking at you. None the less it is much more interesting than sitting in AAA's allaince chat.

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Elsebeth Rhiannon
Gradient
Electus Matari
#32 - 2012-04-09 18:37:08 UTC
Ivana Twinkle wrote:
Why is our internal posting politics interesting for people on eveo?

Because we hope against all hope that you'd actually extend such policies to posting to other people too?
Skorpynekomimi
#33 - 2012-04-09 18:37:20 UTC
And again goonswarm do something good.

They're making it hard to hate them.
Well. Apart from yet MORE threats against my expensive T2 ships.

Economic PVP

Nova Fox
Novafox Shipyards
#34 - 2012-04-09 18:38:14 UTC  |  Edited by: Nova Fox
Hey I got every isk to profit on them making tech 2 more expensive.

To be honest I would love to see the return on of tech 1 to the field.

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Vetorept Fera
Doomheim
#35 - 2012-04-09 18:59:39 UTC
The word on the street is: this cultural revolution is a result of DBRB's inability to STFU on ops.

Is that true?

PS: Warp to the kitchen and make meh a sammich! Big smile

In pace requiescat

Stellar Vix
State War Academy
Caldari State
#36 - 2012-04-09 19:06:05 UTC
/me Pours Lime Powder on the Sauerkraut Ham Mayo Sandwich

Here you go Vetorept.

-Vix

SWA Instructor, Commander Select Currently being blamed as SWA's CEO SWA PVP Program

Lord Reid
Doomheim
#37 - 2012-04-09 19:07:51 UTC
They're not doing a very good job.

[u]I'm not Prencleeve Grothsmore. Are you?[/u]

Prince Kobol
#38 - 2012-04-09 19:08:07 UTC  |  Edited by: Prince Kobol
I hear on the grapevine that it had something to do about a guy taking the **** out of a female player for well over an hour only then to rage when she killed him Big smile
Stellar Vix
State War Academy
Caldari State
#39 - 2012-04-09 19:11:09 UTC
I had nothing to do with that kill other than advising the pilot responsible.
Also anyone begging that hard in any channel deserves to get blown up anyways.

-Vix

SWA Instructor, Commander Select Currently being blamed as SWA's CEO SWA PVP Program

Bane Necran
Appono Astos
#40 - 2012-04-09 19:11:31 UTC
Textbook projection.

"In the void is virtue, and no evil. Wisdom has existence, principle has existence, the Way has existence, spirit is nothingness." ~Miyamoto Musashi