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Looking to learn nullsec survival and PVP? Then join OUCH!

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Ordio Soul
DigiLab
#361 - 2012-04-04 11:15:54 UTC
Sounds very interesting indeed. I may just apply :)
2George
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#362 - 2012-04-05 12:59:06 UTC  |  Edited by: 2George
Are you're affraid of the pirates lurking in low and nullsec, that are trying to get your precious cargo content.
The one that you're hauling in your brand new shinny transporter


Join ouch, we'll teach you how to avoid nasty bubble camps in nullsec, and how to travel safely through low and nullsec.
Kurotage
Open University of Celestial Hardship
Art of War Alliance
#363 - 2012-04-06 17:55:33 UTC
If apprehension has kept you out of null, you are missing out on a lot of the game YOU are paying for.

We take a lot of the scary out of null by providing you with the training necessary to manage your risks. Let worrying be the other guy's problem, you have better things to do.


OUCH, expand your universe.
Miss Teri
Skybert Organization
#364 - 2012-04-08 02:49:26 UTC
Are you getting bored doing the same missions over and over?

Get your feet wet in null-sec by joining 0UCH!
Omegaplex
#365 - 2012-04-08 08:03:49 UTC
Arrow Want to travel anywhere in EVE and not lose your shiny ship Question

Arrow Want to scoff at gate camps and avoid the blobbers Question

Arrow Want the confidence to PVP

Arrow Want the know how Question

Arrow Join OUCH Attention

Arrow These fine gents will teach you like Yoda Cool

Arrow If I didn't have respect for what these guys do , I wouldn't bump them Evil
Coming To Your Backyard REAL Soon
Angela Constantine
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#366 - 2012-04-08 13:15:46 UTC
The neighbors you just love to hate :)
Bren Genzan
Open University of Celestial Hardship
Art of War Alliance
#367 - 2012-04-08 15:52:17 UTC
You can buy 50 Rifters and jump into lawless space and learn it the traditional way.

We call that the "Hard Way".

Been there, done that, T-Shirt acquired.

Or you can take our course and get the tools you'll need to survive just to make it to the fight.

We call that the "Easy Way".

When you finish the course, you'll be light years ahead of the guy who lost 50 Rifters.

Guaranteed.

Art of War Alliance    Life on the Bubble
Ol Stumpy
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#368 - 2012-04-08 17:00:47 UTC
Please give us a try, you won't regret it.

Learn Null-sec survival the best way.
Dybbuch
Mindstar Technology
Goonswarm Federation
#369 - 2012-04-08 17:36:13 UTC
So ..... Last night ......we manoeuvred a cov ops to give optimal warp in on a hurricane who was at a high tac on a nearby gate

Scrammed jammed and dead .........

No idea what I'm saying ...... Join OUCH and learn .......
You were the hurricane pilot ???? We could have taught you how not to be podding home

OUCH - it just makes sense

Agony is Recruiting

Amanda Orion
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
#370 - 2012-04-09 07:03:21 UTC
Null sec survival isn't hard - once you know how.

Let OUCH show you the way.
Ol Stumpy
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#371 - 2012-04-09 10:48:12 UTC
*Bump


Please give us a try, you won't regret it.

Learn Null-sec survival the best way.
K'Kass
Does This Smell Funny To You
#372 - 2012-04-09 17:23:21 UTC
Shiny new vengeance 22 mill
T2 rocket lanchers with mijolnir rage 8 mill
Rigged for range and tank 2 mill

Blinking at the blue flash and looking at your wreck whilst you try together the pod out - priceless
For hulls and modules there's ISK ..... For learning how to use them there's OUCH
2George
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#373 - 2012-04-10 14:40:50 UTC
Did you ever join a nullsec alliance, which was promising daily PVP and lots of fun defending their territory.
But all you got was mostly empty space and occasional blob vs blob, where you were just a straw in a haystack, with your cruiser sized ship, dropped in one of the squads somewhere in 100+ sized fleet?

And they told you that's what PVP is.
If you feel that that couldn't be further from the truth, join OUCH

We'll show and teach you how to fight in a controllable sized fleets, where single frigate sized ship actually matters (as it always should), where your frigate or a cruiser sized ship will be a great tactical advantage over the opposing fleet.
And where we show our behinds to the fleets, where all you need is Big ships and Lots of them and no need for brains at all.

Join OUCH and learn how to tactically defeat the enemy fleet with smaller and cheaper ships, but with knowledge of how to really fly them efficiently.
Kalliope Dupre
Open University of Celestial Hardship
Art of War Alliance
#374 - 2012-04-13 11:33:15 UTC
Are you worried about the upcoming Hulkageddon? Come on down to null-sec and let OUCH teach you how to be a survivor in all areas of space!
Psi Theta
Enigmatic Conundrum
#375 - 2012-04-13 11:36:19 UTC
Why are you still sitting in hisec?

You know you're bored to tears with mining and missioning and all those other dreary forms of PvE. You know you've been considering unsubbing because the excitement just isn't there. You know you've been reading the blogs and itching to find the EVE that all these guys write about.

You know the one... The EVE where adrenaline courses through your veins as you and your fleetmates warp onto grid and engage players just as bloodthirsty as yourselves. The EVE where you burn away from one opponent while spiraling in on the chosen primary. The EVE where you lock down your target and watch his shields melt away under your guns. The EVE where shiny ships explode and leave you shaking with the excitement of victory.

That EVE does exist. And you can be a part of it.

OUCH will teach you to survive in nullsec. OUCH will teach you your role as a critical element of the combat fleet. OUCH will teach you to be the killer you know you want to be. OUCH will help you find the excitement and the EVE you are dreaming of.

Join us.
Dybbuch
Mindstar Technology
Goonswarm Federation
#376 - 2012-04-13 12:40:11 UTC
Friday 13th ....
Its supposed to be unlucky .. but as Louis Pasteur wrote " Luck Favours the Prepared mind"

Let OUCH help prepare yours ....

Agony is Recruiting

Whobeus
SS-W
#377 - 2012-04-13 18:55:00 UTC
Turn Fri 13 into your lucky day join OUCH now and learn how to survive those low sec and nullsec Gate Camps. Just apply to join.
NatashaK
Open University of Celestial Hardship
Art of War Alliance
#378 - 2012-04-14 17:18:27 UTC
Even the 14th can be your lucky day as well. If you've been contemplating on what all the fuss is about with nullsec, join OUCH so that you'll spend more time in your ship and less time getting sent back to your med clone.

If you have questions, come join the OUCH-UNI channel and ask away. Otherwise, you can put in an application.
Ol Stumpy
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#379 - 2012-04-14 19:33:32 UTC
*Bump


Please give us a try, you won't regret it.

Learn Null-sec survival the best way. Smile
2George
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#380 - 2012-04-15 11:16:45 UTC  |  Edited by: 2George
So you're bored to death sitting in highsec, but whenever you enter nullsec you're "sent back" to high sec using your cloning facility?

And you always wanted to be the pilot, that's somehow able to warp really close to one of those nasty bubble camps that are frequent in null sec. And not in some kind of stealth bomber or covert ops ship, but in a regular Tech1 frigate with basic unnamed modules. You wanted to make the campers nervous, sneaking in behind their backs. You wanna know how to be so close to the sniping naga, that you could hear his lifesupport systems humming, without him knowing that you're there. And you always wanted to slip through the gates and continue your journey with an interdictor quarding them vigorously, waving them goodbye and wishig them better luck next time, while their jaws drop wondering how you could do that?

If you wanna learn how to do any or all of the above, join OUCH. We'll teach you for free. All you have to do is follow few of our rules, and have the desire to learn :)