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So....Hulkageddon V begins.............

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Graic Gabtar
The Lemon Party
#101 - 2012-04-08 00:12:03 UTC
Helicity Boson wrote:
The ignorance, as every year, is startling.

The bears never seem to grasp, that every time they undercut someone else's order, they are doing the same thing we do when we blow up their ships; hampering someone else's financial progress.

EVE is dog eat dog and zero sum; whenever you win, someone else loses.

The sooner we can get this drilled into your heads, the quicker you will stop crying and embrace the amazing sandbox we have been given to play with.
I'd embrace you anytime my dear.

But in reality I suspect it would be two middle aged fat guys humping.
Richard Hammond II
Doomheim
#102 - 2012-04-08 00:21:23 UTC
Graic Gabtar wrote:
Helicity Boson wrote:
The ignorance, as every year, is startling.

The bears never seem to grasp, that every time they undercut someone else's order, they are doing the same thing we do when we blow up their ships; hampering someone else's financial progress.

EVE is dog eat dog and zero sum; whenever you win, someone else loses.

The sooner we can get this drilled into your heads, the quicker you will stop crying and embrace the amazing sandbox we have been given to play with.
I'd embrace you anytime my dear.

But in reality I suspect it would be two middle aged fat guys humping.


why do I have a vision of sea lions wrestling

Goons; infiltration at its best - first bob... now ccp itself. They dont realize you guys dot take this as "just a game". Bring it down guys, we're rooting for you.

Helicity Boson
Immortalis Inc.
Shadow Cartel
#103 - 2012-04-08 00:25:11 UTC
Richard Hammond II wrote:
Graic Gabtar wrote:
Helicity Boson wrote:
The ignorance, as every year, is startling.

The bears never seem to grasp, that every time they undercut someone else's order, they are doing the same thing we do when we blow up their ships; hampering someone else's financial progress.

EVE is dog eat dog and zero sum; whenever you win, someone else loses.

The sooner we can get this drilled into your heads, the quicker you will stop crying and embrace the amazing sandbox we have been given to play with.
I'd embrace you anytime my dear.

But in reality I suspect it would be two middle aged fat guys humping.


why do I have a vision of sea lions wrestling


I'm actually chronically underweight, but the image remains unpleasant.
Persephone 66
Marcus Munitions
#104 - 2012-04-08 00:32:10 UTC
Most wonderful time of the year.
Persephone 66
Marcus Munitions
#105 - 2012-04-08 00:33:11 UTC
Helicity Boson wrote:
The ignorance, as every year, is startling.

The bears never seem to grasp, that every time they undercut someone else's order, they are doing the same thing we do when we blow up their ships; hampering someone else's financial progress.

EVE is dog eat dog and zero sum; whenever you win, someone else loses.

The sooner we can get this drilled into your heads, the quicker you will stop crying and embrace the amazing sandbox we have been given to play with.


Why must there only be a like button? I ******* love this!
Richard Hammond II
Doomheim
#106 - 2012-04-08 00:33:40 UTC
Helicity should petition 0.0 alliances to invade highsec en masse


Im just looking for a major disruption in game and HaG is too short imo
Jitageddon is one system

and then theres the months of warning ahead of time. Id like to see a chunk of players go into High sec and massively disrupt the ability of say miners to do that a while and see what happens. In essence, all those ppl that qq about cearbears/mission bears/mining bears go into high sec and put your isk where your mouths are. On your mains, not just random HaG alts.

Goons; infiltration at its best - first bob... now ccp itself. They dont realize you guys dot take this as "just a game". Bring it down guys, we're rooting for you.

DarthNefarius
Minmatar Heavy Industries
#107 - 2012-04-08 01:11:54 UTC
Helicity Boson wrote:
Meryl SinGarda wrote:
Who is the artist behind these things? http://www.machine9.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/hagV.jpg


I made that.


lol no wonder your head is bigger then... & here I thought no head was bigger then Mittens Blink
An' then Chicken@little.com, he come scramblin outta the    Terminal room screaming "The system's crashing! The system's    crashing!" -Uncle RAMus, 'Tales for Cyberpsychotic Children'
seany1212
Drunkendis Order
#108 - 2012-04-08 12:38:55 UTC
The funny thing is that if the industrialists partook in at least some pvp in their Eve lives they'd have a greater grasp of what was going on and how to counter it instead of "ban everyone ganking and turn Eve into hello Kitty NAO" Roll
StarVoyager Odunen
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#109 - 2012-04-08 13:05:03 UTC
ElQuirko wrote:
Cipher Jones wrote:
How the hell is a hulk weaker than a thrasher? What color is the sun in your world?


If these industrial fools got their act together, they could make a fearsome Battle-Hulk fleet, boosted by combat Orcas with gang warfare links...


[Orca, ~pvp~]
Damage Control II
Magnetometric Backup Array II

Large Shield Extender II
Large Shield Extender II
Adaptive Invulnerability Field II
Adaptive Invulnerability Field II

Armored Warfare Link - Passive Defense II
Armored Warfare Link - Damage Control II
Armored Warfare Link - Rapid Repair II

Large Core Defense Field Extender I
Large Core Defense Field Extender I
Large Core Defense Field Extender I


Valkyrie II x5



[Hulk, ~pvp~]
200mm Reinforced Rolled Tungsten Plates I
Damage Control II

Warp Scrambler II
Stasis Webifier II
Stasis Webifier II
Phased Weapon Navigation Array Generation Extron

Small Energy Neutralizer II
Small Energy Neutralizer II
Small Nosferatu II

Medium Trimark Armor Pump I
Medium Trimark Armor Pump I


Valkyrie II x5

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YuuKnow
The Scope
#110 - 2012-04-08 13:42:27 UTC  |  Edited by: YuuKnow
Who follows The Mittani's twitter account? Really? Seems like that would be the definition of a real-life loser.

yk
Jorma Morkkis
State War Academy
Caldari State
#111 - 2012-04-08 14:04:25 UTC
seany1212 wrote:
The funny thing is that if the industrialists partook in at least some pvp in their Eve lives they'd have a greater grasp of what was going on and how to counter it instead


I know one effective counter to easy mode pvp. But then you guys would start whining about afk cloaking.
Jon Taggart
State War Academy
Caldari State
#112 - 2012-04-08 15:10:06 UTC  |  Edited by: Jon Taggart
Ah, nevermind. Thought Hulk V already started.
Mazzarins Demise
Profit Development and Research Association
#113 - 2012-04-08 15:26:11 UTC  |  Edited by: Mazzarins Demise
How does one partake in this event? Can solos do it as well?
Aqriue
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#114 - 2012-04-08 17:21:06 UTC
And stores around the world will be sold out of hand lotion, tissue paper, ice packs, heating pads, and tube socks to deal with the amount of blue ball syndrome that will occur in hulk ganking participants over the killmails that get generated. None of them are going to be walking straight for a week or two after the orgy of visual destruction without wincing in pain, the girlfriends and wives will be quite pissed you guys won't be able to...entertain them Roll
Justice Comes
Doomheim
#115 - 2012-04-08 18:45:49 UTC
Charles Case wrote:
Oh yeah and you're 110% pubbie.


My 5-year old niece makes up words to insult people too. A potent weapon to inflict upon one's enemy, to be sure.

Most annoying thing of the week: You failed to dock/jump because you are cloaked (in your Deep Space Transport).

Coolsmoke
State War Academy
Caldari State
#116 - 2012-04-08 19:26:35 UTC
++ E-1101 Viral Temporal Package Plus 2216 hrs

Jita is


Well.
Lady Spink
Pator Tech School
Minmatar Republic
#117 - 2012-04-08 19:44:51 UTC
I guess this is all just a scam.

- where is the killboard?

- what are the prices?

it seems this is a big fail hulkapulkiegeddon

If nothing needs to be organized,

I will start the gankageddon now.

gank a ganker. prepare yourself RIGHT NOW!!! no time to loose!!
Deviana Sevidon
Jades Falcon Guards
#118 - 2012-04-08 20:08:43 UTC
A butthurt Mittani and more goon tears, nice.

....as if 10,058 Goon voices cried out and were suddenly silenced.

EVE Stig
Doomheim
#119 - 2012-04-14 14:21:37 UTC
So wat all are the targets this year? All it says on the page are hulks an macks :p

"Some say that he is actually dead, but the Grim Reaper is too afraid to tell him." "Some say he is the 3rd member of Daft Punk and he did the vocals of "Technologic" song. All we know is,he's called EVE Stig"!

Fredfredbug4
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#120 - 2012-04-14 14:25:53 UTC  |  Edited by: Fredfredbug4
I believe this is the first Hulkageddon that won't be done for teh lulz but because the GOONs are feeling a little butthurt.

And when you stop making people cry for the lulz that's when things fall apart.

Not that it will effect me anyway cause I'm staying here in clousdale (nullsec) where everything is awesome.

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