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N'maro Makari
Itsukame-Zainou Hyperspatial Inquiries Ltd.
Arataka Research Consortium
#1 - 2012-04-05 17:21:58 UTC  |  Edited by: N'maro Makari
Ok look.

I was, and still am more or less ambivilent to Mittens and his sitting on, and drama related to the CSM.

Fact is, EVE is not some Platonic Republic where we are governed by wise long-bearded philosopher-kings sitting in the golden halls of the CSM. Nor is it some Athenean Democracy where every man and his poodle get a say.

Heres how it actually works, in 3 simple points:

1) CSM is a customer service tool, owned by CCP, made up of players. Ultimately, CCP is legally responsible for the CSM.

2) Why? Players agree to the EULA, a legal contract where you pretty much agree not to be a total asshat.

3) Mittens broke the EULA, at a CCP public event, while sitting on the CSM, all of which CCP is legally on the line for.

Short, simple, easy to remember.

**Vherokior **

Tarsus Zateki
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#2 - 2012-04-05 18:06:59 UTC
Its not getting any deader!

You asked me once, what was in Room 101. I told you that you knew the answer already. Everyone knows it. The thing that is in Room 101 is the worst thing in the world.

Dry Martinis
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#3 - 2012-04-05 18:19:17 UTC
Tarsus Zateki wrote:


Indeed. Even funnier is his title of a sigh. Get over yourself N'maro.


Fail attempt at trying to be relevant.

CAPS LOCK: CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL.

N'maro Makari
Itsukame-Zainou Hyperspatial Inquiries Ltd.
Arataka Research Consortium
#4 - 2012-04-05 18:34:19 UTC  |  Edited by: N'maro Makari
A Goon and a Goon alt, probably preparing to storm Jita with cries of Mittani 2012, accusing me of flogging a dead horse...

I'll let you savour that irony for a while.

**Vherokior **

Tarsus Zateki
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#5 - 2012-04-05 19:13:32 UTC
N'maro Makari wrote:
A Goon and a Goon alt, probably preparing to storm Jita with cries of Mittani 2012, accusing me of flogging a dead horse...

I'll let you savour that irony for a while.


I don't think you understand what irony is bro.

You asked me once, what was in Room 101. I told you that you knew the answer already. Everyone knows it. The thing that is in Room 101 is the worst thing in the world.

Dry Martinis
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#6 - 2012-04-06 06:08:06 UTC
Tarsus Zateki wrote:
N'maro Makari wrote:
A Goon and a Goon alt, probably preparing to storm Jita with cries of Mittani 2012, accusing me of flogging a dead horse...

I'll let you savour that irony for a while.


I don't think you understand what irony is bro.



He sure doesn't.

No not a goon alt at all. But the thread was stupid and I'm no fan of stupid.

CAPS LOCK: CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL.

Tarryn Nightstorm
Hellstar Towing and Recovery
#7 - 2012-04-06 06:46:32 UTC
He's also...wait for it...right.

Next!

Star Wars: the Old Republic may not be EVE. But I'll take the sound of dual blaster-pistols over "NURVV CLAOKING NAOW!!!11oneone!!" any day of the week.

Revolution Rising
Last-Light Holdings
#8 - 2012-04-06 07:45:05 UTC
N'maro Makari wrote:
Fact is, EVE is not some Platonic Republic where we are governed by wise long-bearded philosopher-kings WEARING WIZARD HATS sitting in the golden halls of the CSM. Nor is it some Athenean Democracy where every man and his poodle get a say.


Fixed.

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FloppieTheBanjoClown
Arcana Imperii Ltd.
#9 - 2012-04-06 14:45:42 UTC
We needed this thread. It's different from the others in some intangible, unfathomable way. It provides us with deep, cutting insights into current events that can be found only in this thread. The OP is a bringer of light, and he sheds that light on ideas which NO ONE has presented before. We should look in awe at his feats of wisdom! We should marvel at his intellect! We should thank him for enlightening us and the rest of the world!

We should ignore him and let this thread die.

Founding member of the Belligerent Undesirables movement.

Alavaria Fera
GoonWaffe
#10 - 2012-04-06 18:54:39 UTC
FloppieTheBanjoClown wrote:
We should ignore him and let this thread die.

Its Jita Park, there's no such thing as letting it die.

Triggered by: Wars of Sovless Agression, Bending the Knee, Twisting the Knife, Eating Sov Wheaties, Bombless Bombers, Fizzlesov, Interceptor Fleets, Running Away, GhostTime Vuln, Renters, Bombs, Bubbles ?

N'maro Makari
Itsukame-Zainou Hyperspatial Inquiries Ltd.
Arataka Research Consortium
#11 - 2012-04-08 12:27:57 UTC
FloppieTheBanjoClown wrote:
We needed this thread. It's different from the others in some intangible, unfathomable way. It provides us with deep, cutting insights into current events that can be found only in this thread. The OP is a bringer of light, and he sheds that light on ideas which NO ONE has presented before. We should look in awe at his feats of wisdom! We should marvel at his intellect! We should thank him for enlightening us and the rest of the world!

We should ignore him and let this thread die.


And you are so very very clever and witty.

Clearly, your cutting sarcasm makes everyone else in the wrong.

If I've inconvenienced you so, I'd suggest avoiding the reply button next time

**Vherokior **