These forums have been archived and are now read-only.

The new forums are live and can be found at https://forums.eveonline.com/

EVE General Discussion

 
  • Topic is locked indefinitely.
 

Fat People
Author
Previous Topic Next Topic
LOL56
STK Scientific
The Initiative.
#61 - 2012-04-05 20:19:40 UTC  |  Edited by: LOL56
son, you pay by the gram for cones, why would you pay extra to look less good?
Nylith Empyreal
Sutar Rein
#62 - 2012-04-05 20:30:36 UTC
It's hard to gain body mass from the mass tears capsuleers drink.

Who's the more foolish the fool or the fool who replies to him?
Roll Sizzle Beef
Space Mutiny
#63 - 2012-04-05 20:38:51 UTC
I miss the mechanics of the alpha CQ. You could adjust a lot more.
Darth Gustav
Sith Interstellar Tech Harvesting
#64 - 2012-04-05 20:42:06 UTC  |  Edited by: Darth Gustav
To the OP:

Haven't you seen Mr Kidd?

His face doesn't fit in the square, man.

Looks like way too many frijoles to me.

http://www.eve-avatars.com/?Mr%20Kidd

He who trolls trolls best when he who is trolled trolls the troller. -Darth Gustav's Axiom
Virgil Travis
Non Constructive Self Management
#65 - 2012-04-05 21:05:49 UTC
Darth Gustav wrote:
To the OP:

Haven't you seen Mr Kidd?

His face doesn't fit in the square, man.

Looks like way too many frijoles to me.

http://www.eve-avatars.com/?Mr%20Kidd


He just has elephantiasis of the head, he's like a giant baby when you see him full body.

Unified Church of the Unobligated - madness in the method Mamma didn't raise no victims.
Jhagiti Tyran
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#66 - 2012-04-05 21:07:46 UTC
baltec1 wrote:
Why would you want to have a fat clone?


EVE is real.
Nimbus Cloud Liebrum
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#67 - 2012-04-05 21:11:00 UTC
so they are excluding fat dynamics because it wont look good for the game? i feel sorry for the fat people. Cry
Simple Miner
Markus Reese
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#68 - 2012-04-05 21:14:13 UTC
Capsuleers are the epitomy and the elite superior of the human race. Only those of peak physical condition and mental stamina can survive and become an emyrean.

That said, not everybody's mental state stands up. I would say a majority have a side effect of insanity after the change.

To quote Lfod Shi

The ratting itself is PvE. Getting away with it is PvP.
ShahFluffers
Ice Fire Warriors
#69 - 2012-04-05 21:28:23 UTC
Whenever my character gets fat or terminally sick... I don't even bother going on a diet or get medical treatment. I just self-destruct my pod and wake up in a new skinny clone, fresh to abuse. Twisted

How did you Veterans start?
Marduk Nibiru
Chaos Delivery Systems
#70 - 2012-04-05 21:32:13 UTC
Ashley SchmidtVonGoldberg wrote:
Ajita al Tchar wrote:
Jonah Gravenstein wrote:
Mystrak wrote:
Why no fat people in the game?


There is, you just can't make an avatar look like the player behind it Lol


This is one of those instances when art definitely shouldn't imitate life

Disclaimer: I'm sure that many very attractive people play EVE. Maybe.




Really, did you see Fanfest.


That's not actually evidence, especially since I wasn't there.
Revolution Rising
Last-Light Holdings
#71 - 2012-04-05 21:32:31 UTC
Ajita al Tchar wrote:
Jonah Gravenstein wrote:
Mystrak wrote:
Why no fat people in the game?


There is, you just can't make an avatar look like the player behind it Lol


This is one of those instances when art definitely shouldn't imitate life

Disclaimer: I'm sure that many very attractive people play EVE. Maybe.


I disagree, heaps of people roleplay... ok... maybe not heaps... but SOME!

They should have a full range of body types and ages available imo.

.
Aradus Gunnell
Polaris Rising
Goonswarm Federation
#72 - 2012-04-05 21:32:58 UTC
Ashley SchmidtVonGoldberg wrote:
Ajita al Tchar wrote:
Jonah Gravenstein wrote:
Mystrak wrote:
Why no fat people in the game?


There is, you just can't make an avatar look like the player behind it Lol


This is one of those instances when art definitely shouldn't imitate life

Disclaimer: I'm sure that many very attractive people play EVE. Maybe.




Really, did you see Fanfest.


No, but I could smell the Body Odor from hundreds of unwashed nerds all the way in Texas. I think they melted an EVE TV camera at one point.

SPENCE from TEN EVEning News! DUST514 & EVE Online news every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday!

We Pay Isk for good stories!  Contact me via eve mail, here on the forums, or at www.tacticalentertainment.tv
Ghoest
#73 - 2012-04-05 21:48:50 UTC
Being fat is fail.

EVE is only about success!!!!

Wherever You Went - Here You Are
Jita Alt666
#74 - 2012-04-05 22:47:40 UTC  |  Edited by: Jita Alt666
baltec1 wrote:
Why would you want to have a fat clone?


It is a sandbox.
It does not matter why anyone wants what they want. if they want it and it fits snugly in the sandy box its presence should be lubricated by CCP.
Ocih
Space Mermaids
#75 - 2012-04-05 23:15:06 UTC
Amarr feed fat people to thier slaver hounds.
Cynter DeVries
Spheroidal Projections
#76 - 2012-04-06 01:45:06 UTC
Why no fat capsuleers? Nanites.

Cynter's Law of feature suggestion: Thou shalt not suggest NPCs do something players could do instead.
Cindy Marco
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#77 - 2012-04-06 02:23:40 UTC
If we get fat people we better get see through mesh clothing at the same time.

Then I would have to log off for dinner.
Darth Gustav
Sith Interstellar Tech Harvesting
#78 - 2012-04-06 02:31:53 UTC  |  Edited by: Darth Gustav
Cindy Marco wrote:
If we get fat people we better get see through mesh clothing at the same time.

Then I would have to log off for dinner.


We should be able to have props. Like a quafe in hand, or even better, a big Twinkie.

I'm also picturing Livestockburgers in establishments for a slight buff to lock time and tracking for 30 minutes. They would also be available as a prop, as if to intimidate your adversaries with your lascivious appetite for Livestockburger-induced destruction.

I mean we need to make these prisons useful eventually right? Why not make it about the spaceships?

Imagine the player production of NPC Trade Goods and the immaculate impact it would have on the overall economy!!!

Exotic Dancers anyone?

[Edit: Best of all this would create a nancy-boy riskless PVE environment where risk-averse carebears can wile away the days of their subscription producing and bottling Quafe at their corp's newest investment: An Expensive Establishment for NPC Trade Good Production. Let the good times freaking roll! WOOHOO!]

He who trolls trolls best when he who is trolled trolls the troller. -Darth Gustav's Axiom
Hroya
#79 - 2012-04-06 02:40:54 UTC
The larger the mass of the individuall the longer it takes to grow a new medical clone.
Your reactivation would be delayed and as such you will lose time on your eve experience. Resulting it a mass uproar of less agile individualls all demanding CCP to adress the issue with top priority.

With eve's odd physics there is also the chance that your ship will take a nosedive after undock towards what it precieves to be the bottom. Lots of chatter in local like "another fattie undocking, clear the way!". Mental healhcare would go through the roof and resources of ccp will be strained.

You go your corridor but.
Herzog Wolfhammer
Sigma Special Tactics Group
#80 - 2012-04-06 04:47:42 UTC
Cindy Marco wrote:
If we get fat people we better get see through mesh clothing at the same time.

Then I would have to log off for dinner.




Don't forget the spandex.


Bring back DEEEEP Space!