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Pimp or not a pimp?
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THE L0CK
Denying You Access
#1 - 2012-04-02 18:40:44 UTC  |  Edited by: THE L0CK
So just browsing through msn videos and what this I see?

NFL cheerleader indicted for having sex with Teen

Holy Motherfuck, this kid is a pimp! But then I watched the video and in my opinion and solely my opinion, I think the Cheerleaders of America Union must have been lowering their standards over the past few years because I really wasn't that impressed. Yeah she's a cheerleader with a great body but I would need to bag it.

Still, the kid scores 3 points in my book:

  • Nailing an older woman
  • Nailing his teacher
  • And a Technicality for essentially nailing a NFL Cheerleader

So I ask you, the viewers, is this kid pimp or not pimp?

Do you smell what the Lock's cooking?
Taedrin
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#2 - 2012-04-02 19:39:34 UTC
Not sure if exploit to post after the lock...
FloppieTheBanjoClown
Arcana Imperii Ltd.
#3 - 2012-04-02 19:57:37 UTC  |  Edited by: FloppieTheBanjoClown
You'd be surprised just how many NFL cheerleaders there are. Most only do the job for a few years, most squads have dozens at a time...put it all together and you have hundreds of ex-NFL cheerleaders a year. Also, NFL cheerleaders are picked for their skills first, their looks second. They'll all be somewhat attractive because their career requires them to be fit, and makeup can do quite a bit for a face; especially when most people see them at a distance.

In short: kid is not a pimp. "Professional" (I put that in quotes because most of them are actually barely paid) cheerleaders are a lot more accessible than one might imagine.

Founding member of the Belligerent Undesirables movement.
THE L0CK
Denying You Access
#4 - 2012-04-02 20:03:06 UTC
So would you say it's akin to banging a stripper? Sounds cool when you tell it to your friends but in reality you know that everyone has.

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Herping yourDerp
Tribal Liberation Force
Minmatar Republic
#5 - 2012-04-02 20:25:30 UTC
not pimp as a pimp has nothing to do with getting laid.
THE L0CK
Denying You Access
#6 - 2012-04-02 20:45:54 UTC
Herping yourDerp wrote:
not pimp as a pimp has nothing to do with getting laid.



Urban Dictionary Pimp - #5 1)something badass or new and fresh.

Where I live, pimp has taken on many meanings. You may commonly hear phrases like 'that car is pimp' or 'pimp my ride'. This does not imply that the vehicle is forcing women to have sex for money, but that the car is pretty freaking sweet or impressive. Pimp also takes on a meaning similar to the phrase 'like a boss'. If you see some guy at the bar surrounded by a gaggle of very lovely ladies you may say 'That guy is a pimp'. This doesn't necessarily mean that he's hooking them out, it simply states that he's got some douche size bragging rights.

So when I ask if this kid is pimp or not pimp, I am not implying that he's selling the woman out, but that he may of gone up some ranks in the adolescent and possibly young men alpha male ladder society, especially with some of the points I stated back in my OP. As you can see, my definition can have something to do with getting laid.

Do you smell what the Lock's cooking?
FloppieTheBanjoClown
Arcana Imperii Ltd.
#7 - 2012-04-02 21:48:28 UTC
THE L0CK wrote:
So would you say it's akin to banging a stripper? Sounds cool when you tell it to your friends but in reality you know that everyone has.

Not quite like a stripper. The cheerleaders will typically have higher standards, this particular one being an exception to the norm. Of course, I'm biased; I dated two Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders before I met my wife. They were both pretty awesome and one was completely out of my league.

Founding member of the Belligerent Undesirables movement.
AlleyKat
The Unwanted.
#8 - 2012-04-03 11:12:54 UTC
THE L0CK wrote:
Herping yourDerp wrote:
not pimp as a pimp has nothing to do with getting laid.



Urban Dictionary Pimp - #5 1)something badass or new and fresh.

Where I live, pimp has taken on many meanings. You may commonly hear phrases like 'that car is pimp' or 'pimp my ride'. This does not imply that the vehicle is forcing women to have sex for money, but that the car is pretty freaking sweet or impressive. Pimp also takes on a meaning similar to the phrase 'like a boss'. If you see some guy at the bar surrounded by a gaggle of very lovely ladies you may say 'That guy is a pimp'. This doesn't necessarily mean that he's hooking them out, it simply states that he's got some douche size bragging rights.

So when I ask if this kid is pimp or not pimp, I am not implying that he's selling the woman out, but that he may of gone up some ranks in the adolescent and possibly young men alpha male ladder society, especially with some of the points I stated back in my OP. As you can see, my definition can have something to do with getting laid.


Total pimpidge.

I, too, use 'pimp' a lot - gotta be one of favourite sayings, like 'mother-fuckin' and 'bad-ass'.

Fortunately, these all go together and can be used in a variety of contexts, as well as prefixes and suffixes.

I like using it to describe awesome camera angles. So instead of 'close', 'wide', 'angle-on', 'favouring'; I go for 'pimp-shot' - normally for something like Ne0 in slo-motion, with corpses at his feet.

AK

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Sidus Isaacs
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#9 - 2012-04-03 11:38:55 UTC
THE L0CK wrote:
Herping yourDerp wrote:
not pimp as a pimp has nothing to do with getting laid.



Urban Dictionary Pimp - #5 1)something badass or new and fresh.
.



At least get a decent source for your definitions. UD is just for luls:

1. Pimp 3625 up, 1129 down

A man who beats up women and owns over a thousand sex slaves.


6. pimp 1494 up, 1541 down

A man who acts as a prostitute's manager. They often claim much of the money that the prostitutes earn, saying that it's legititmate since they "protect the prostitutes from harm." The "protection" is a lie, since pimps are known to be physically and/or mentally abusive to the prostitute(s) and often encourage them to take up drugs, so that addiction will keep them dependant on their pimp.
Telegram Sam
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#10 - 2012-04-03 13:34:32 UTC
FloppieTheBanjoClown wrote:
THE L0CK wrote:
So would you say it's akin to banging a stripper? Sounds cool when you tell it to your friends but in reality you know that everyone has.

Not quite like a stripper. The cheerleaders will typically have higher standards, this particular one being an exception to the norm. Of course, I'm biased; I dated two Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders before I met my wife. They were both pretty awesome and one was completely out of my league.

Floppie, you are now the true king of space. Actually going on a date with any Dallas girl is an achievement. They aren't that easy to handle-- they tend to be confused about how to be a hot babe and also a nice Bible Belt girl. And Cowboys cheerleaders are the alpha females of all those Dallas girls.
THE L0CK
Denying You Access
#11 - 2012-04-03 13:38:58 UTC
Sidus Isaacs wrote:
THE L0CK wrote:
Herping yourDerp wrote:
not pimp as a pimp has nothing to do with getting laid.



Urban Dictionary Pimp - #5 1)something badass or new and fresh.
.



At least get a decent source for your definitions. UD is just for luls:

1. Pimp 3625 up, 1129 down

A man who beats up women and owns over a thousand sex slaves.


6. pimp 1494 up, 1541 down

A man who acts as a prostitute's manager. They often claim much of the money that the prostitutes earn, saying that it's legititmate since they "protect the prostitutes from harm." The "protection" is a lie, since pimps are known to be physically and/or mentally abusive to the prostitute(s) and often encourage them to take up drugs, so that addiction will keep them dependant on their pimp.



So, is the kid pimp or not pimp in your opinion?

Do you smell what the Lock's cooking?
FloppieTheBanjoClown
Arcana Imperii Ltd.
#12 - 2012-04-03 14:37:53 UTC
Telegram Sam wrote:
Floppie, you are now the true king of space. Actually going on a date with any Dallas girl is an achievement. They aren't that easy to handle-- they tend to be confused about how to be a hot babe and also a nice Bible Belt girl. And Cowboys cheerleaders are the alpha females of all those Dallas girls.

Actually, they were both from east Texas. I went to high school with one, and college with the other. I lived in Dallas for a while and was not impressed by the women there (except a few of my wife's friends, but I was kind of taken at that point).

Founding member of the Belligerent Undesirables movement.
jason hill
Red vs Blue Flight Academy
#13 - 2012-04-03 20:35:57 UTC
id fkn nail her Big smile just sayin