Crime & Punishment

Good Evening, Ladies and Gentlemen.

EVE is one of the most dynamic and expressive games in terms of interaction on the market, both in the past and these days. It's true that the game is not without its issues, but there is still not another game on the market that has the dynamism of EVE, I think.

Now, EVE has indeed changed a lot in the last few years. You can't really run a MMO for 7+ years without that. As times change, so must we all. In that light, I believe it's ready to announce the next chapter in the evolution of Suddenly Ninjas.

EVE have given us here at TEARS so much, that I feel it is time for us to give back. Over-triggered a mission? -10s suiciding your hard working miners? Criminal scum running rampant in your space?

We're here to help. If you have found a spot in EVE that's too hard, or you just need a bit of advice or a helping hand, feel free to look for your nearest TEARS or Suddenly Ninjas associate in your local chat. We will be delighted to assist!

As of now: I proudly announce the new SN Code of Conduct:
1. There is only one space, and we all have to share it. Ninja's don't steal resources other people need.
2. Ninjas tread softly. Our pride is in you not realizing you've been helped. We must still strive to bring assistance to all in EVE, not merely those who are social.
3. We must follow the letter of the law. EVE is a land of laws, not men. CONCORD is the last bastion against the lawlessness of space, and we must do all we can to support its initiatives and programs.

In this spirit, we look forward to the change we can bring to EVE.

Thank you, and good night.

This will be good

The trick with april-fools-day jokes is to not make them too obvious.

April-fools-day-pranking: ur doing it wrong!

You meant to send this to your corp and not here i hope otherwise its a pathetic attention grabing maneuver.

I was able to successfully call on their newfound kindness already.

I was running L3s in my drake, and accidentally killed 3 triggers in a row! Now, I can tell you I was scared to lose my new battlecruiser, so I called out for help in local, and immediately someone in a destroyer uncloaked and started helping me kill rats til it was safe for me.

+1 for this service.

Glad to see you finally post this. As I have always said..... "sometimes helping others is its own reward".

God you guys are butthurt :)
It's kinda awesome.

My name is BuzzyBeagle and i am happy our corp has finally taken a turn for the righteous.
Thank you Zav.

Oh okay.

So brave.

I was moved rather deeply by your post and it made me reflect upon what I've been doing in this game and prompted me to log in and help some mission runners out in Aunia with a little RR so they could focus on DPS rather than tanking. They even let me have half their salvage and loot. Nice folks.