Crime & Punishment

Well, with a head on fight I won't beat these guys. They do however like to sit at Market undocks. So I will do what I do best, hit and runs on their neutrals that the light up with all their other fights. AlphaNado is ready and setup. Save spot everywhere.

Support is welcomed to cause crap for people.

hah... They all left corp.

*Saves Names for Future wars*

On a side note, lets get back to what this threat is about. Exploding ships.

Some of my targets shows up with out Corp Friends to come through and kill me. Targets sitting in a Drake and Moa sitting at my HQ undock surrounded by about 6 other ships, so I decide to do something Stupid.

Normally I like to go in with a Heavily Armor tanked ships where it can dish out as well as take alot of Damage. I remember I got a Cynabal as payment so I quickly fit one up. Not normally a friend of speed or Shields I undock. Drake and moa is barely touch me as I MWD around the Drake taking it down. WIth the Moa instantly warping away.

Drake:
http://kane.killmail.org/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=12902212

I did how over get a kill on the Moa pilot later on, when I found him travelling around in a Drake.

Drake:
http://kane.killmail.org/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=12914674

As I take down the first Drake, one of the neut corp members try to assist with rr drones sitting in his Harbinger. So I dock and undock with my Harbinger:

Harby:
http://kane.killmail.org/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=12902623

At this point the pilot is not happy, promptly leaves and comes back with a Myrm. So I dock up and and undock with a Cane.

It been a while since I used my BC's. Forgot how much I love them.

Myrm:
http://kane.killmail.org/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=12902620

The Myrm was doing shyte damage.

Add that to a Double Plated Cane with about 41k pure Armor HP, and just under 600dps.

I still had about 60% armor left.

EDIT: Also, standing still makes me hit you easier. or it could have been the double web's and scram on him.

BC 5 is probly one of the best skills to have at lvl 5.

So is this where we post pirate stories? I'd like to share a story of how I made off with 1 billion ISK from a buncha jerks, and destroyed probably 4 billion in their assets.

It was at the beginning of 2011, I was starting to play EVE more seriously and really getting into mininng, industry, etc. I was looking for a corp wherein I could put some BPOs in their POS and start producing ships with an actual profit margin. I didn't have much luck for a few months because every corp I joined thought I was a spy for asking about the POS. (...).

Eventually I found a corp that said it was "a possibility". The CEO was a bit of a **** though. He was constantly telling me to "watch my attitude" and to "learn some respect". I had no idea what his deal was, as I don't think I ever actually did anything wrong. This went on for 3 weeks. I was getting tired of it.

Well I went offline for a week and when I come back, I got into my trusty Hulk and went out to mine. A blinky flashy red guy in a Drake came out and blew me up. Ouch! It turns out we had been wardecced and I didn't even realize it. A few people in chat were yelling at me for "losing the war" for them. I was explaining that I had no idea you could lose a war in EVE, and asked how it affected us. The CEO once again told me to "drop the attitude" and one of the people who were yelling at me said "i suggest you do as he says". Well, all this displaying and posturing and chest beating was really wearing my nerves down.

Finally after 1.5 months, I was given access to the POS. Not just as factory manager... no I was given Starbase Configuration role. I remember the day I got access from a director, the CEO was again being a **** and threatening me...

Oh I remember how sweet it was, at 3 AM, warping out to the 4 towers in the system, offlining and unanchoring modules. The first thing I did was cancel all the jobs... some of the jobs were 28 days long and only had a few hours left on them... heheh and a few of the jobs belonged to people who were real dicks to me... The next thing I did was take all the fuel out of all the towers, including Strontium.

I then began to offline and unanchor the modules and haul them back to station. This was when it took like 5 minutes for each module. Some of the modules I couldn't unanchor because they contained items and I couldn't see the hangars they were in. Others were empty. A few had BPOs in the hangar I could see. I was only able to steal 1 small tower because it only had 3 empty labs anchored on it. I stole probably 1 billion in BPOs, POS modules, and fuel.

But that wasn't the best part. The best part was when I realized that, even in a Hurricane, it didn't take that long to blow up the Large Ship Assembly Array. And I had lots of ammo to spare... I think you can figure out from here what happened to the modules that I couldn't rip off the towers. It really sucks for them... they had a lot of big ships like covetors, freighters, cruisers, etc being built, along with ammo... all gone...

I remember the next day when I logged on, oh the messages I received...

a corp mate was out hunting and bang a tengu warped to a FW site this is what pursued whilst the guys tengu was going pop

[12:28:47] dumba$$ > you re reported
[12:28:51] dumba$$ > did not show up on scan
[12:28:56] dumba$$ > filing petition now
[12:30:45] Pirate > never heard of a cloak?
[12:30:51] dumba$$ > you used ACC GATE
[12:30:53] dumba$$ > you are a cheater
[12:30:56] dumba$$ > already being petitioned
[12:30:59] Pirate > lolz not really
[12:31:02] dumba$$ > you have to uncloack to use ACEL gate
[12:31:04] dumba$$ > yes
[12:31:08] dumba$$ > already petitioned
[12:31:12] Pirate > love juicy tears
[12:31:16] Pirate > :)
[12:31:43] dumba$$ > lol you can t use accel gate cloaked
[12:31:49] Pirate > i can
[12:31:50] dumba$$ > i opened the mission too
[12:32:06] dumba$$ > ah, being 2000ft next to a accel gate u can use a cloak
[12:32:07] dumba$$ > strange
[12:32:18] dumba$$ > unless it is a ship specific thing maybe
[12:32:34] dumba$$ > either way, i reported it, maybe you'r e right, if not, we shall let the GMs decide
[12:32:58] dumba$$ > i just never heard
[12:33:06] dumba$$ > that you can use a accel gate cloaked....
[12:33:17] dumba$$ > you usualy decloak when you get near it
[12:33:23] dumba$$ > hence not showing up on scan
[12:33:42] dumba$$ > again, if you can I apologize and nice kill
[12:34:01] dumba$$ > after all we are always learning in this game, especially me
[12:35:44] dumba$$ > still, sorry mate petitioning all
[12:35:51] dumba$$ > too many things do not add up
[12:41:43] dumba$$ >third partyy > You will always be decloaked when you use a gate of any sort. You can't activate them while cloaked.
[12:41:46] dumba$$ > Pirate
[12:41:49] dumba$$ > oyu are af ******* cheater
[12:41:56] Pirate > :)
[12:41:59] dumba$$ > sorry, you're reported, a ISD confirmed that what i said
[12:42:01] Pirate > juicy tears
[12:42:03] dumba$$ > you're already beinbg reported dude
[12:42:09] Pirate > course i am
[12:44:38] dumba$$ > Pirate
[12:44:42] dumba$$ > i scan every 2-3 secs when i do missions
[12:45:11] dumba$$ > you also decloaked right next to me, which is very odd because it meant i should have either seen you next to me at accel gate or
[12:45:29] dumba$$ > because i always speed away from accel gate
[12:45:31] Pirate > all I'll say, is that I can guarantee I didn't cheat
[12:45:53] Pirate > I'm not going to tell you any more
[12:46:04] Pirate > otherwise my tactic will get out
[12:46:15] dumba$$ > yeah but I am sorry but I had to petition it. What you do, is practically impossible for someone like me that paranoid scans every 2-3 secs doing missions
[12:46:30] dumba$$ > i never had you on scan and you also showed and uncloaked 20km next to me
[12:46:35] dumba$$ > all so fast
[12:46:44] dumba$$ > it was as if you were already in the site i oepned
[12:46:53] Pirate > I'm really good @ what I do
[12:47:00] dumba$$ > or, you warped within the 2-3 secs i did not scan you down with
[12:47:03] dumba$$ > yeah or that
[12:47:06] dumba$$ > not good but lucky
[12:47:18] dumba$$ > easy as hell to kill mission tengus with neuts
[12:47:39] dumba$$ > only explanation is you used gate within 1-2 secs, anyway from now on that is over
[12:47:39] Pirate > I'm a pirate, it's what I do
[12:48:01] dumba$$ > because i ll fit more tengus and will be acting as doing missions after all i wanted to start this today
[12:48:14] dumba$$ > what i do not get is
[12:48:29] dumba$$ > lets say you did manage to warp in within the 3-4 secs i did not scan
[12:48:49] dumba$$ > how the hell, did you uncloak so fast, right next to me, although i always speed away from accelerator gate ?
[12:49:05] dumba$$ > i mean, it was as if you were already inside cloaked
[12:49:15] dumba$$ > but that cannot be as i opened the mission complex
[12:49:48] dumba$$ > i do not get this game mechanics sometimes, after all you probably did nothing wrong. If the petition was for nothing i apologize
[12:50:12] third party > he scanned you down with combat probes;)
[12:53:20] dumba$$ > no need anti, i opened a mission
[12:53:27] dumba$$ > the issue here is different
[12:53:40] dumba$$ > but no worries about that, it's for GMs now to analyze the logs and make a decision
[12:53:49] dumba$$ > at the end he was probably and i wrong
[12:53:57] dumba$$ > which I alreay apologized him in advance
[12:54:04] Pirate > no worries
[12:55:04] dumba$$ > either way
[12:55:09] dumba$$ > the next pie is dead :)
[12:55:21] dumba$$ > i m going to fit a nice pvp t3 and act like i do missions
[12:55:26] Pirate > :)
[12:55:28] dumba$$ > the outcome of that
[12:55:39] dumba$$ > can already be forseen :)
[12:55:52] dumba$$ > again, i apologize if you did manage to warp and cloak within like 4 seconds
[12:56:00] Pirate > no worries

That was awesome.

One day.. One day

lol I remember that. Was after a 2005 player of theirs.

Did not realise it put them that much into a flat spin.

EDIT: WTF am i reading there, why are the slapping each other on the back for as if they chased me away like some common street dog. Will wait a few months for the corp and group to grow a bit. Then I will focus my attention.

such an authority - you with your 140 kills an over 1/2 of them POS Mods, move along Bernie

Confirming that bernie is my main. I don't have alts, of course.

This.