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Goons! What are they good for? Absolutly Nothin.

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Tarsus Zateki
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#21 - 2012-04-01 08:17:31 UTC
Ivana Twinkle wrote:
Why don't people make their own game instead of whining about ours?


The pubbie filth hasn't realized that they exist for our amusement yet.

You asked me once, what was in Room 101. I told you that you knew the answer already. Everyone knows it. The thing that is in Room 101 is the worst thing in the world.
Lapine Davion
Outer Ring Applied Logistics
#22 - 2012-04-01 08:17:35 UTC
Judge Solace wrote:
It's about revenge. Remember the state of the Goonion rant where Mittens threw his toys out the pram in response to CCP's decision where the chronology goes:

"I'm so pissed right now", "So here's what we are going to do". Motivations being to test CCP's resolve. Clearly a pre-fanfest agenda. Roll

Sandbox supporter in me says let it happen of course, but I'm sick of hearing it being called something other than what it obviously is.

Continuing to push this agenda is going to continue to make people question the sincerity of the "apology" as a result.


Goons were planning to do it all along. Now they have a different reason to do it? I think I see the point you are trying to get at, but it's a really stupid point that doesn't have much of a basis in reality.

[b]Don't worry about posting with your main!  Post with your brain! "Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity."[/b]
Bucksnorticus
Third Shift Industries
#23 - 2012-04-01 08:18:10 UTC
I guess too deep for a goon. It means i dont blame you for doing it.
Judge Solace
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#24 - 2012-04-01 08:18:53 UTC
Alavaria Fera wrote:
Judge Solace wrote:
It's about revenge. Remember the state of the Goonion rant where Mittens threw his toys out the pram in response to CCP's decision where the chronology goes:

You're being pretty silly you know that? For some time before the votes were counted, we were all over the forums saying that if we got 10,000 votes we would do the Jita thing.

Well, there's the 10,058 votes, and we're doing the Jita thing. But on the Mittani's schedule, not yours.

I understand you want to get blown up. We want to blow you up to. But not when you want to be blown up, or when it's convenient for you to turn into a killmail.

That's not how being ganked works.


**** off.

http://soundcloud.com/cptunderpants/state-of-the-goonion-march

Any half-wit can work it out.
Alara IonStorm
#25 - 2012-04-01 08:20:45 UTC
Prince Kobol wrote:
Came here expecting some funny song based on the song War by Edwin Starr... left disappointed.

Concord, huh, yeah
What is it good for
Absolutely nothing
Uh-huh

Concord, huh, yeah
What is it good for
Absolutely nothing
Say it again, y'all

Artillery, huh, good God
What is it good for
Over nine thousand alpha
Listen to me

Ohhh, Ganking, I despise
Because it means temporary destruction
Of innocent lives

Ganking means tears
To thousands of carebears eyes
When no one goes to fight
And loses their clones

I said, Concord, huh
Good God, y'all
What is it good for
Absolutely nothing
Say it again

Tornado's, whoa, CCP
What is it good for
Ganking Freighters
Listen to me

Ganking, it ain't nothing
But a Griefer
Ganking, friend only to the Salvager
Ooooh, Ganking
It's an enemy to all Capsuleers
The point of Ganking blows my Hauler
Ganking has caused unsubs
Within the younger players
Induction then destruction
Who wants to not really die

Aaaaah, Concord-huh
Good God y'all
What is it good for
Absolutely nothing
Say it, say it, say it

Concord, huh
What is it good for
Absolutely nothing
Listen to me
Alavaria Fera
GoonWaffe
#26 - 2012-04-01 08:22:17 UTC
Judge Solace wrote:


**** off.

http://soundcloud.com/cptunderpants/state-of-the-goonion-march

Any half-wit can work it out.

Yeah, he delayed it. Well having it without him would mean cutting him out of the fun, and it was all about him anyway.

Don't you realize that the CFC is run by this hivemind? I mean look, we're paralyzed ! Raiden. is completely kicking us out of Tenal, where they have stolen all our sov!

There's NC. titans in VFK right now! (They're cloaked, and hiding in a psydo WH bubble so you can't see them in local).

Triggered by: Wars of Sovless Agression, Bending the Knee, Twisting the Knife, Eating Sov Wheaties, Bombless Bombers, Fizzlesov, Interceptor Fleets, Running Away, GhostTime Vuln, Renters, Bombs, Bubbles ?
Alavaria Fera
GoonWaffe
#27 - 2012-04-01 08:23:06 UTC
Alara IonStorm wrote:

Artillery, huh, good God
What is it good for
Over nine thousand alpha
Listen to me

What is the alpha of a totally blinged out tornado?

Triggered by: Wars of Sovless Agression, Bending the Knee, Twisting the Knife, Eating Sov Wheaties, Bombless Bombers, Fizzlesov, Interceptor Fleets, Running Away, GhostTime Vuln, Renters, Bombs, Bubbles ?
Frying Doom
#28 - 2012-04-01 08:25:39 UTC
Tarsus Zateki wrote:
Ivana Twinkle wrote:
Why don't people make their own game instead of whining about ours?


The pubbie filth hasn't realized that they exist for our amusement yet.

I thought goons were here for our entertainment, I would say I appear wrong but you guys are a laughing stock, you don't even know a leadership function when you see one.

Any spelling, grammatical and punctuation errors are because frankly, I don't care!!
Townsend Harris
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#29 - 2012-04-01 08:25:47 UTC
Alara IonStorm wrote:
Prince Kobol wrote:
Came here expecting some funny song based on the song War by Edwin Starr... left disappointed.

Concord, huh, yeah
What is it good for
Absolutely nothing
Uh-huh


Now THAT'S some quality posting
Townsend Harris
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#30 - 2012-04-01 08:26:34 UTC
Alavaria Fera wrote:
Judge Solace wrote:


**** off.

http://soundcloud.com/cptunderpants/state-of-the-goonion-march

Any half-wit can work it out.

Yeah, he delayed it. Well having it without him would mean cutting him out of the fun, and it was all about him anyway.

Don't you realize that the CFC is run by this hivemind? I mean look, we're paralyzed ! Raiden. is completely kicking us out of Tenal, where they have stolen all our sov!

There's NC. titans in VFK right now! (They're cloaked, and hiding in a psydo WH bubble so you can't see them in local).

PL gave NC. the secret of the Monkeysphere
Bucksnorticus
Third Shift Industries
#31 - 2012-04-01 08:29:16 UTC
By the sounds of it Empire doesn't want the Goons. Keep your sorry Asses in null or we may ally and push you out. We arent scared. The worst adversary is a carebear with a gun. You never see it coming
Townsend Harris
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#32 - 2012-04-01 08:31:06 UTC
Bucksnorticus wrote:
By the sounds of it Empire doesn't want the Goons. Keep your sorry Asses in null or we may ally and push you out. We arent scared. The worst adversary is a carebear with a gun. You never see it coming

Come at me bro
Alara IonStorm
#33 - 2012-04-01 08:31:33 UTC
Alavaria Fera wrote:

What is the alpha of a totally blinged out tornado?

Defined blinged out because with T2 Guns, Faction Ammo and T2 Gyro's you get something like 11500 compared to about 9500 with Gallium and T2 Gyro's.

If you spend as much as a Supercarrier you get like 14000. P
Lapine Davion
Outer Ring Applied Logistics
#34 - 2012-04-01 08:31:47 UTC
Bucksnorticus wrote:
By the sounds of it Empire doesn't want the Goons. Keep your sorry Asses in null or we may ally and push you out. We arent scared. The worst adversary is a carebear with a gun. You never see it coming


Guns are not a good deterrent against a bear.

Look man, maybe you're shitposting, but seriously, Goons are welcoming highsec to come and shoot them.

The Inferno escalation should really be called "Incursion: Goonswarm"

[b]Don't worry about posting with your main!  Post with your brain! "Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity."[/b]
Alavaria Fera
GoonWaffe
#35 - 2012-04-01 08:36:52 UTC  |  Edited by: Alavaria Fera
Alara IonStorm wrote:
Alavaria Fera wrote:

What is the alpha of a totally blinged out tornado?

Defined blinged out because with T2 Guns, Faction Ammo and T2 Gyro's you get something like 11500 compared to about 9500 with Gallium and T2 Gyro's.

If you spend as much as a Supercarrier you get like 14000. P

Wow, that's definitely impressive. Thanks for doing the detective work.
Lapine Davion wrote:
Bucksnorticus wrote:
By the sounds of it Empire doesn't want the Goons. Keep your sorry Asses in null or we may ally and push you out. We arent scared. The worst adversary is a carebear with a gun. You never see it coming


Guns are not a good deterrent against a bear.

Look man, maybe you're shitposting, but seriously, Goons are welcoming highsec to come and shoot them.

The Inferno escalation should really be called "Incursion: Goonswarm"

Oh look, the shiny ships are coming to farm us for the awesome isk per hour.

Heh heh.

Triggered by: Wars of Sovless Agression, Bending the Knee, Twisting the Knife, Eating Sov Wheaties, Bombless Bombers, Fizzlesov, Interceptor Fleets, Running Away, GhostTime Vuln, Renters, Bombs, Bubbles ?
Lapine Davion
Outer Ring Applied Logistics
#36 - 2012-04-01 08:38:27 UTC
Alavaria Fera wrote:
Alara IonStorm wrote:
Alavaria Fera wrote:

What is the alpha of a totally blinged out tornado?

Defined blinged out because with T2 Guns, Faction Ammo and T2 Gyro's you get something like 11500 compared to about 9500 with Gallium and T2 Gyro's.

If you spend as much as a Supercarrier you get like 14000. P

Wow, that's definitely impressive. Thanks for doing the detective work.
Lapine Davion wrote:
Bucksnorticus wrote:
By the sounds of it Empire doesn't want the Goons. Keep your sorry Asses in null or we may ally and push you out. We arent scared. The worst adversary is a carebear with a gun. You never see it coming


Guns are not a good deterrent against a bear.

Look man, maybe you're shitposting, but seriously, Goons are welcoming highsec to come and shoot them.

The Inferno escalation should really be called "Incursion: Goonswarm"

Oh look, the shiny ships are coming to farm us for the awesome isk per hour.

Heh heh.


It'd be cool to see NPCs actually behave like a Goon fleet, complete with shitposting in local.

[b]Don't worry about posting with your main!  Post with your brain! "Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity."[/b]
Bucksnorticus
Third Shift Industries
#37 - 2012-04-01 08:40:30 UTC
All i'm saying is if your going to do something do it. I'm sorry your leader got banned for some drunken comment but hey make him proud. bring it all down. disagree if you like. thats motivation. if he tells you not to do it. i take it as he was paid off (ccp) and is playing goons for now. Do you want a leader that in his absence tells you to hold off or a leader that tells you take it all. Burn it all to the ground and leave no one left standing.
Sir Marksalot
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#38 - 2012-04-01 08:41:43 UTC
Bucksnorticus wrote:
All i'm saying is if your going to do something do it. I'm sorry your leader got banned for some drunken comment but hey make him proud. bring it all down. disagree if you like. thats motivation. if he tells you not to do it. i take it as he was paid off (ccp) and is playing goons for now. Do you want a leader that in his absence tells you to hold off or a leader that tells you take it all. Burn it all to the ground and leave no one left standing.


It takes time to make that many tornados.

You literally can't buy enough in a day to supply us.
Alavaria Fera
GoonWaffe
#39 - 2012-04-01 08:41:54 UTC
Lapine Davion wrote:
It'd be cool to see NPCs actually behave like a Goon fleet, complete with shitposting in local.

If you do an anomaly and another wave spawns, you get the text like "another wave of ships has warped in"

Or you warp to one and get the popup "Founded by 'Fatal' and 'The Rabbit', the Guristas are...."


It would be funny if this occurs in Jita.


"Another wave of thrashers has undocked." "Following a large red boat, the Goons are..."

Triggered by: Wars of Sovless Agression, Bending the Knee, Twisting the Knife, Eating Sov Wheaties, Bombless Bombers, Fizzlesov, Interceptor Fleets, Running Away, GhostTime Vuln, Renters, Bombs, Bubbles ?
Alavaria Fera
GoonWaffe
#40 - 2012-04-01 08:42:52 UTC
Bucksnorticus wrote:
Do you want a leader that in his absence tells you to hold off or a leader that tells you take it all. Burn it all to the ground and leave no one left standing.

We're burning all of Tenal! It's BLOODY fun (as much blood as you get in space, off structures).

We're definitely making sure no Raiden. are left standing in what is of course Razor space.

Triggered by: Wars of Sovless Agression, Bending the Knee, Twisting the Knife, Eating Sov Wheaties, Bombless Bombers, Fizzlesov, Interceptor Fleets, Running Away, GhostTime Vuln, Renters, Bombs, Bubbles ?