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A really easy way to fix high sec and make carebears happy
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Gogela
Epic Ganking Time
CODE.
#1 - 2012-03-30 21:22:32 UTC  |  Edited by: Gogela
Hay CCP, why don't you just disable everyone's weapons in highsec. All of them. That way nobody could ever get hurt. Feelings, miners, wtf ever anyone else is doing in highsec... why not ban combat? Remove all NPCs and make some kind of Sansha jammer too. While you are at it maybe people should be prevented from jumping into WH space from highsec. They could get hurt there too. People can come from WH space into empire but not the other way around. Since players clearly can't make their own decisions in highsec and since no one wants to fight, let's just de-claw everyone.

Who's with me?

Signatures should be used responsibly...
Doc Fury
Furious Enterprises
#2 - 2012-03-30 21:23:59 UTC
1/10

☼

There's a million angry citizens looking down their tubes..at me.
KrakizBad
Section 8.
#3 - 2012-03-30 21:24:24 UTC
Also remove all belts and the market. All modules in hisec offline at all times too. Might as well.
Alara IonStorm
#4 - 2012-03-30 21:25:03 UTC
Doc Fury wrote:
1/10


Your generosity astounds and amazes. Straight
Torneach
Doomheim
#5 - 2012-03-30 21:25:16 UTC
A rather poor attempt at reductio ad absurdum.

Please try again.
Gogela
Epic Ganking Time
CODE.
#6 - 2012-03-30 21:25:54 UTC
KrakizBad wrote:
Also remove all belts and the market. All modules in hisec offline at all times too. Might as well.

Now we're talking.

...and warp. Seems dangerous to warp. Maybe we need a replacement bus service of some kind.

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Tanthos
Tanthos Corp
#7 - 2012-03-30 21:26:55 UTC
Tears are yummy.
Nedes Betternaem
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#8 - 2012-03-30 21:27:16 UTC
So do I get a free upgrade to Big Gulp size with all these tears?
Nick Bison
Bison Industrial Inc
Paws n Claws Collective
#9 - 2012-03-30 21:28:13 UTC
-1 for the attempt

OP clearly off his meds. Lol

Nothing clever at this time.
Revolution Rising
Last-Light Holdings
#10 - 2012-03-30 21:31:32 UTC
No PVP in highsec unless wardec is fine. ;)

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Doc Fury
Furious Enterprises
#11 - 2012-03-30 21:33:35 UTC
Alara IonStorm wrote:
Doc Fury wrote:
1/10


Your generosity astounds and amazes. Straight



I always award at least 1 point for proper spelling, punctuation and the lack of ALL CAPS.



☼

There's a million angry citizens looking down their tubes..at me.
Gogela
Epic Ganking Time
CODE.
#12 - 2012-03-30 21:34:22 UTC  |  Edited by: Gogela
Guys while I respect your right to decent I have to ask that we keep this thread on topic. We're trying to make empire a safer place for everyone so we can all form one big corporation and work together to build a bunch of virtual BS that will never be at risk. I mean yah that renders eve a really pretty but functionally worthless version of minecraft but why so much anger? Why all these wars? Why would anyone want to shoot at another spaceship? I want to see my little pony on the side of every f****** ship. I know you want it too... deep down...

so no modules no belts no rats no wh what else...

Maybe ammo should get you concorded. take ammo into high sec and you die. That seems fair.

Here we go... another my little pony fan:
Revolution Rising wrote:
No PVP in highsec unless wardec is fine. ;)

Signatures should be used responsibly...
Revolution Rising
Last-Light Holdings
#13 - 2012-03-30 21:39:41 UTC
Gogela wrote:

Here we go... another my little pony fan:
Revolution Rising wrote:
No PVP in highsec unless wardec is fine. ;)


Oh I see, so you're allowed to troll and I'm not.

I call RACISM!

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Meryl SinGarda
Belligerent Underpaid Tactical Team
#14 - 2012-03-30 21:40:46 UTC  |  Edited by: Meryl SinGarda
Nah, I say make Empire extremely dangerous. Bribing the cops, bubbles on gates, system security-shutdown, etc, etc.

Imagine you're warping along - 0.9, 0.8, *ALERT*SYSTEM SECURITY IS SHUTTING DOWN*ALERT* BAM, you're now in a 0.0 free-for-all system and all stations are on lockdown!
Gogela
Epic Ganking Time
CODE.
#15 - 2012-03-30 21:41:11 UTC
Revolution Rising wrote:
Gogela wrote:

Here we go... another my little pony fan:
Revolution Rising wrote:
No PVP in highsec unless wardec is fine. ;)


Oh I see, so you're allowed to troll and I'm not.

I call RACISM!

It's ink-ism. I look down on people with face tattoos. It goes against the will of my Gods.

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Valkyria Caeli
Doomheim
#16 - 2012-03-30 21:48:12 UTC  |  Edited by: Valkyria Caeli
For safety sake, we should also have to remove our shoes, belts, all metal items, phones, readers, computers, hats, hoods, other baggy clothing and submit to a patdown, feel-up and a bomb swabbing before entering highsec.

...its for the children.
Rico Minali
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#17 - 2012-03-30 21:49:51 UTC
KrakizBad wrote:
Also remove all belts and the market. All modules in hisec offline at all times too. Might as well.


Nah, leave them the market, just move all belts, missions and incursions to lowsec and nullsec.

Trust me, I almost know what I'm doing.
Meryl SinGarda
Belligerent Underpaid Tactical Team
#18 - 2012-03-30 21:50:51 UTC
Bah you guys are lame.
KrakizBad
Section 8.
#19 - 2012-03-30 21:54:17 UTC
Rico Minali wrote:
KrakizBad wrote:
Also remove all belts and the market. All modules in hisec offline at all times too. Might as well.


Nah, leave them the market, just move all belts, missions and incursions to lowsec and nullsec.

But market PVP hurts feelings too! If we leave them the market, then buying off it should give GCC. Also, all items bought off market in hisec should be illegal in hisec.
Rico Minali
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#20 - 2012-03-30 22:05:01 UTC
KrakizBad wrote:
Rico Minali wrote:
KrakizBad wrote:
Also remove all belts and the market. All modules in hisec offline at all times too. Might as well.


Nah, leave them the market, just move all belts, missions and incursions to lowsec and nullsec.

But market PVP hurts feelings too! If we leave them the market, then buying off it should give GCC. Also, all items bought off market in hisec should be illegal in hisec.


I hadnt considered that, my apologies, we cant have anyone feeling left out or hurt. There is no last place guys, we like to call it 10th so that everyone is a winner and can go home proud, even if they los.. sorry, come 10th out of 10.

Eve is too dangerous and grief riddden, cant we all be friends and sing songs? I only joined the CFC so I could hear people talk and laugh together, put your guns down guys, lets all get naked and sing songs about springtime and flowers in our hair.

Trust me, I almost know what I'm doing.
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