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Great Infernal War is coming - who will lead us?

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Graic Gabtar
The Lemon Party
#21 - 2012-03-30 09:39:36 UTC
Doc Fury wrote:
Graic Gabtar wrote:
Azami Nevinyrall wrote:
I already received warnings today from trolling the goons, can someone take this one?
I don't wanna touch this one with a barge pole.

Can't remember if had rabies booster lately.



You are in a corp named "Lemon Party" and you are worried about rabies? Shocked
Can't catch it twice I guess.

It will be a curtains open even the next time we are in Jita so we can watch all the action - rapture style.

Won't even need to turn on the lights with all the burning wrecks to light up things.
Frying Doom
#22 - 2012-03-30 09:41:20 UTC
Liked the tale, well spunSmile

Any spelling, grammatical and punctuation errors are because frankly, I don't care!!
Dhorion Pyler
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#23 - 2012-03-30 10:08:56 UTC
Uinuva Karma wrote:
So we have now seen the day when the Mighty Gods have banished the Wizard from his throne in the Council, and his children, the foul gnomes, they are furious. They want to burn the palaces of the Four Kingdoms and kill their peaceful people as revenge to the gods. The peaceful people have grown plump and soft from riches, lazy and ignorant- for they have never seen the horrors of war.

The once proud North has fallen, the hordes of Red Hand in the East have turned against their brethren. Bravest warriors from the Kingdoms have abandoned the people and their petty worries, and left through mysterious portals into the Unknown. Thieves and murderers roam the lowlands, and these are not the honourable highwaymen of the old.

Only scattered remnants of the Old Guard are holding back the black swarm of gnomes, they are strong on the backs of their immortal titanium steeds, but their numbers are few, and they have grown wary of the cunning Wizard.

But the Gods have spoken. They are not pleased with the decadent ways of the men, and have announced that earth will shake and fire will rain from the skies. Infernal hell is only few moons away. Everything will change.

The stage is set for a hero to unite all the people against the forces of the Wizard and their allies. Who will be the one to lead us into the Great Infernal War? Is there still time to forge the ploughs into swords? To train the soft men of the Kingdoms to wield the swords? For the Old Guard to forget their grudges and ride under one banner? Will the Great Warriors come back from the Unknown to aid the mankind?

The Wizard must be stopped, and the gnomes driven back to that awful place they came from!


Good narrative until the last three words, literally. Not sure a better way to word it (maybe: ...that awful place from whence they came) to fit with the rest of the timing. Must do a lot of pbp rping or creative writing.
ACE McFACE
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#24 - 2012-03-30 10:11:21 UTC
Aiden Andraste wrote:
Clusterfuck Coalition Journal. April 28th, 2012: Rorqual carcass in Jita this morning, salvager treads on burst cargo hold. This city is afraid of us. We have seen its true face. Local chat is an extended gutter and the gutter is full of blood and when the drain finally scabs over, all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their badposting and terrible scams will foam up about their waists and all the pubbies and market botters will look up and shout "Save us!"... and we'll whisper "no."

If you see a Rorqual in Jita report it, no caps allowed in High sec

Now, more than ever, we need a dislike button.
Aiden Andraste
State War Academy
Caldari State
#25 - 2012-03-30 11:10:00 UTC
ACE McFACE wrote:
If you see a Rorqual in Jita report it, no caps allowed in High sec

I guess I should have went with Orca? Oh well, I fail. Oops
Ciar Meara
PIE Inc.
Khimi Harar
#26 - 2012-03-30 11:24:06 UTC
Ana Vyr wrote:
You have to preface such prophesy with "Behold, ....."


Or Hark!

Good stuff.

- [img]http://go-dl1.eve-files.com/media/corp/janus/ceosig.jpg[/img] [yellow]English only please. Zymurgist[/yellow]
Sandrestal
Pakistani Taxi Drivers
#27 - 2012-03-30 11:35:35 UTC
ACE McFACE wrote:

If you see a Rorqual in Jita report it, no caps allowed in High sec


What are jump freighters?
Rel'k Bloodlor
Federation Front Line Report
Federation Front Line
#28 - 2012-03-30 11:47:07 UTC
As a Necromancer i profit most from all of your demises..... so get on with it!

I wanted to paint my space ship red, but I couldn't find enough goats. 
St Mio
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#29 - 2012-03-30 12:03:09 UTC
Came expecting another boring Mittens/Goons thread, left pleasantly surprised.
Misanth
RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE
#30 - 2012-03-30 12:10:31 UTC
Speaking of Great Infernal War. I saw a couple of them slinging words in local a while ago, sick burn.

AFK-cloaking in a system near you.
ITTigerClawIK
Galactic Rangers
#31 - 2012-03-30 12:30:58 UTC
this was actually a rather amusing read ... especuly from a goonie alt
DonHel
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#32 - 2012-03-30 12:55:29 UTC
Richard Desturned wrote:
Simetraz wrote:
0.0 Died when metagaming became more important then a game itself.

That was oh back when BOB died.
BOB is just a time frame reference by the way nothing to do with the downword metagame spiral of 0.0




0.0 is dead?

Strange, we've seen two concurrent, large-scale wars in 0.0 over the past few months.



It's not dead, but sure as hell isnt the playground alot of us remember
Brynhilda
Chimp Hoons Export and Expo Service
Scary Wormhole People
#33 - 2012-03-30 14:24:44 UTC
That reminds me.

I need to play some more Age of Wonders: Shadow Magic

How may I drug you with drugs?
Naga Elohim
Aeras Krekan Syndicate
#34 - 2012-03-30 14:30:02 UTC
10/10
Gloomy Gus
Deep Core Mining Inc.
#35 - 2012-03-30 16:23:00 UTC
Azami Nevinyrall wrote:
I already received warnings today from trolling the goons, can someone take this one?


Guys please stop trolling us

"DIE N***ERS1 DIE!!!" - EVENEWS24's Riverini "Gloomy Gus is literally a pocket" - Krixtal Icefluxor (former EVE Online player)
War Kitten
Panda McLegion
#36 - 2012-03-30 16:29:30 UTC
Dhorion Pyler wrote:
Uinuva Karma wrote:
So we have now seen the day when the Mighty Gods have banished the Wizard from his throne in the Council, and his children, the foul gnomes, they are furious. They want to burn the palaces of the Four Kingdoms and kill their peaceful people as revenge to the gods. The peaceful people have grown plump and soft from riches, lazy and ignorant- for they have never seen the horrors of war.

The once proud North has fallen, the hordes of Red Hand in the East have turned against their brethren. Bravest warriors from the Kingdoms have abandoned the people and their petty worries, and left through mysterious portals into the Unknown. Thieves and murderers roam the lowlands, and these are not the honourable highwaymen of the old.

Only scattered remnants of the Old Guard are holding back the black swarm of gnomes, they are strong on the backs of their immortal titanium steeds, but their numbers are few, and they have grown wary of the cunning Wizard.

But the Gods have spoken. They are not pleased with the decadent ways of the men, and have announced that earth will shake and fire will rain from the skies. Infernal hell is only few moons away. Everything will change.

The stage is set for a hero to unite all the people against the forces of the Wizard and their allies. Who will be the one to lead us into the Great Infernal War? Is there still time to forge the ploughs into swords? To train the soft men of the Kingdoms to wield the swords? For the Old Guard to forget their grudges and ride under one banner? Will the Great Warriors come back from the Unknown to aid the mankind?

The Wizard must be stopped, and the gnomes driven back to that awful place they came from!


Good narrative until the last three words, literally. Not sure a better way to word it (maybe: ...that awful place from whence they came) to fit with the rest of the timing. Must do a lot of pbp rping or creative writing.


This.

You can't end such a grandiose speech with a preposition.

"...from whence they came." is a much better ending.

I don't judge people by their race, religion, color, size, age, gender, or ethnicity. I judge them by their grammar, spelling, syntax, punctuation, clarity of expression, and logical consistency.
Azami Nevinyrall
172.0.0.1
#37 - 2012-03-30 16:32:30 UTC
Gloomy Gus wrote:
Azami Nevinyrall wrote:
I already received warnings today from trolling the goons, can someone take this one?


Guys please stop trolling us


http://fukung.net/v/15095/fd5f7d781c7fbd239d1750057d6dbbc7.jpg

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RAP ACTION HERO
#38 - 2012-03-30 16:47:38 UTC
BEHOLD! Gallant SirMolle has returned!
http://evemaps.dotlan.net/ticker/764553

vitoc erryday
Calfis
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#39 - 2012-03-30 17:56:55 UTC
Nick Bison wrote:
Perhaps EveUni will take up the banner.
Could be a massive influx of people for them ...


You're kidding right? Roll
Pinky Feldman
Amarrian Vengeance
Ragequit Cancel Sub
#40 - 2012-03-30 18:01:29 UTC
Making the assumption that this is about making Jita burn...i'll just leave this here.

https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=88910&find=unread

The moar you cry the less you pee
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