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Doth not a person keepe up with thine current affairs?

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Aranakas
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#1 - 2012-03-29 22:10:20 UTC  |  Edited by: Aranakas
Yonder kinge of space hath been deposed for behavior most unbecoming of a prince.

Not a single word is to be had on this matter?

Aranakas CEO of Green Anarchy Green vs Green
Rek Jaiga
Teraa Matar
#2 - 2012-03-29 22:20:32 UTC
A king, deposed? To whom do you refer? The only king I am aware of is Khanid II.

Additionally, your accent is being translated into very archaic form. Where are you from, if I may ask?
Aranakas
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#3 - 2012-03-29 22:23:16 UTC
Rek Jaiga wrote:
A king, deposed? To whom do you refer? The only king I am aware of is Khanid II.

Additionally, your accent is being translated into very archaic form. Where are you from, if I may ask?


Ye kinge I doth speake of be Prince Mittani of the CSM, self-proclaimed Kinge of Space.

Mine accent doth be Amarr. If it appears odde, mine scribe muste be to blame.

Aranakas CEO of Green Anarchy Green vs Green
Graelyn
Aeternus Command Academy
#4 - 2012-03-29 23:44:22 UTC  |  Edited by: Graelyn
Who?

The going rate around here for claims of 'King of Space' is 6-8 a week.

Talking like that would get you laughed out of the haughtiest museum in Dam-Torsad. Your parents must have hated you....

Cardinal Graelyn

Amarr Loyalist of the Year - YC113
Scherezad
Revenent Defence Corperation
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
#5 - 2012-03-30 00:07:07 UTC
Aranakas wrote:
Yonder kinge of space hath been deposed for behavior most unbecoming of a prince.

Not a single word is to be had on this matter?


Yon king of space doth be depos'd,
Within his tomb he lie, compos'd.
A draught of hemlock did he drink,
And poison'd words did break his link
To pod immortal, so now he lie,
And yet his clones shall never die.
His legions beat their breast and wail,
And call on gods, yet that entail
The wrath o' heaven summon'd down,
Iced lightning strikes the sacred ground.

From Jita out to Molden Heath,
All souls cry out in disbelief,
For stars still shine out in repose,
Yon king of space has been depos'd
Aranakas
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#6 - 2012-03-30 00:08:41 UTC
Scherezad wrote:
Aranakas wrote:
Yonder kinge of space hath been deposed for behavior most unbecoming of a prince.

Not a single word is to be had on this matter?


Yon king of space doth be depos'd,
Within his tomb he lie, compos'd.
A draught of hemlock did he drink,
And poison'd words did break his link
To pod immortal, so now he lie,
And yet his clones shall never die.
His legions beat their breast and wail,
And call on gods, yet that entail
The wrath o' heaven summon'd down,
Iced lightning strikes the sacred ground.

From Jita out to Molden Heath,
All souls cry out in disbelief,
For stars still shine out in repose,
Yon king of space has been depos'd


I liketh thine poem. If I could liketh it ten times more I would.

Aranakas CEO of Green Anarchy Green vs Green
Fredfredbug4
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#7 - 2012-03-30 00:18:05 UTC  |  Edited by: Fredfredbug4
Graelyn wrote:


Talking like that would get you laughed out of the haughtiest museum in Dam-Torsad. Your parents must have hated you....



But this is the royal Canterlot voice! It is tradition to speak in the 'royal we' and to use THIS MUCH VOLUME WHEN ADDRESSING OUR SUBJECTS!


And regarding the mentioned vocality about us consuming thy kin's backside we declare that tis a lie! Thy kin's backside is whole and ungobbled thy ungrateful whelp!

Watch_ Fred Fred Frederation_ and stop [u]cryptozoologist[/u]! Fight against the brutal genocide of fictional creatures across New Eden! Is that a metaphor? Probably not, but the fru-fru- people will sure love it!
Graelyn
Aeternus Command Academy
#8 - 2012-03-30 00:23:19 UTC
Apparently this thing spreads like syphilis.

Keep things out of your mouth, kids!

Cardinal Graelyn

Amarr Loyalist of the Year - YC113
Gosakumori Noh
Coven of One
#9 - 2012-03-30 00:23:43 UTC
Scherezad wrote:


Yon king of space doth be depos'd,



Thou was not born for death, thy immortal Goon!

No hungry generations tread thee down;

The voice I hear this passing night was heard

In ancient days by Heideran and clown:

Perhaps the self-same song that found a path

Through the sad heart of Matar, when, sick for home,

She stood in tears amid the slavers, shorn;

The same that ofttimes hath

Charm'd magic casements, opening on the foam

Of seas in Feythabolis and Deklein, forlorn.
Aranakas
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#10 - 2012-03-30 00:24:10 UTC
Graelyn wrote:
Apparently this thing spreads like syphilis.

Keep things out of your mouth, kids!


Thou art but a saucy knave.

Aranakas CEO of Green Anarchy Green vs Green
Scherezad
Revenent Defence Corperation
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
#11 - 2012-03-30 00:25:28 UTC
Aranakas wrote:
Scherezad wrote:
Aranakas wrote:
Yonder kinge of space hath been deposed for behavior most unbecoming of a prince.

Not a single word is to be had on this matter?


Yon king of space doth be depos'd,
Within his tomb he lie, compos'd.
A draught of hemlock did he drink,
And poison'd words did break his link
To pod immortal, so now he lie,
And yet his clones shall never die.
His legions beat their breast and wail,
And call on gods, yet that entail
The wrath o' heaven summon'd down,
Iced lightning strikes the sacred ground.

From Jita out to Molden Heath,
All souls cry out in disbelief,
For stars still shine out in repose,
Yon king of space has been depos'd


I liketh thine poem. If I could liketh it ten times more I would.


Ah, many thanks, but they are poor words of consolation to those Capsuleers, now lordless and unfief'd. May they be sufficient to send thine prince to his gentle rest.
Scherezad
Revenent Defence Corperation
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
#12 - 2012-03-30 00:39:43 UTC
Aranakas wrote:
Graelyn wrote:
Apparently this thing spreads like syphilis.

Keep things out of your mouth, kids!


Thou art but a saucy knave.


Good Graelyn be our host, sirrah, let us hear no ill words against him.

Oh my. This is contagious, isn't it?
Fredfredbug4
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#13 - 2012-03-30 00:52:21 UTC
Aranakas wrote:
Graelyn wrote:
Apparently this thing spreads like syphilis.

Keep things out of your mouth, kids!


Thou art but a saucy knave.


We believe thy term is "saucy ho" mine liege. From wenst we recieved doth information from thine ancient playwrights!

Watch_ Fred Fred Frederation_ and stop [u]cryptozoologist[/u]! Fight against the brutal genocide of fictional creatures across New Eden! Is that a metaphor? Probably not, but the fru-fru- people will sure love it!
Vaari
Imperial Pharmacy
#14 - 2012-03-30 02:38:54 UTC  |  Edited by: Vaari
Graelyn wrote:
Who?

The going rate around here for claims of 'King of Space' is 6-8 a week.

Talking like that would get you laughed out of the haughtiest museum in Dam-Torsad. Your parents must have hated you....


Nothing

Fear the God and honor the Empress!

-House Valius battle shout.
ISD Eshtir
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
ISD Alliance
#15 - 2012-03-30 08:19:08 UTC
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