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Tarsus Zateki
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#41 - 2012-03-30 02:33:51 UTC
Krixtal Icefluxor wrote:
Tarsus Zateki wrote:


Tell that to the endless amount of crying on this very forum over our ice interdictions. Jita is going to make that look like a holiday.


"High sec so doesn't care, that they can't even be bothered to come and tell you directly how much they don't give a ****."

Lather, rinse. Repeat.


See what I mean. He's just a talking mechanical box. No brain inside. Knock on the casing and it rings hollow.

You asked me once, what was in Room 101. I told you that you knew the answer already. Everyone knows it. The thing that is in Room 101 is the worst thing in the world.
Virgil Travis
Non Constructive Self Management
#42 - 2012-03-30 02:36:02 UTC
Tarsus Zateki wrote:
Krixtal Icefluxor wrote:
Tarsus Zateki wrote:


Tell that to the endless amount of crying on this very forum over our ice interdictions. Jita is going to make that look like a holiday.


"High sec so doesn't care, that they can't even be bothered to come and tell you directly how much they don't give a ****."

Lather, rinse. Repeat.


See what I mean. He's just a talking mechanical box. No brain inside. Knock on the casing and it rings hollow.



The lather, rinse, repeat is what he does afk while mining

Unified Church of the Unobligated - madness in the method Mamma didn't raise no victims.
Krixtal Icefluxor
INLAND EMPIRE Galactic
#43 - 2012-03-30 02:44:12 UTC
Tarsus Zateki wrote:
Krixtal Icefluxor wrote:
Tarsus Zateki wrote:


Tell that to the endless amount of crying on this very forum over our ice interdictions. Jita is going to make that look like a holiday.


"High sec so doesn't care, that they can't even be bothered to come and tell you directly how much they don't give a ****."

Lather, rinse. Repeat.


See what I mean. He's just a talking mechanical box. No brain inside. Knock on the casing and it rings hollow.


Yawn. This needs an encore.............


"High sec so doesn't care, that they can't even be bothered to come and tell you directly how much they don't give a ****."

"He has mounted his hind-legs, and blown crass vapidities through the bowel of his neck."  - Ambrose Bierce on Oscar Wilde's Lecture in San Francisco 1882
Krixtal Icefluxor
INLAND EMPIRE Galactic
#44 - 2012-03-30 02:44:47 UTC  |  Edited by: Krixtal Icefluxor
Virgil Travis wrote:
Tarsus Zateki wrote:
Krixtal Icefluxor wrote:
Tarsus Zateki wrote:


Tell that to the endless amount of crying on this very forum over our ice interdictions. Jita is going to make that look like a holiday.


"High sec so doesn't care, that they can't even be bothered to come and tell you directly how much they don't give a ****."

Lather, rinse. Repeat.


See what I mean. He's just a talking mechanical box. No brain inside. Knock on the casing and it rings hollow.



The lather, rinse, repeat is what he does afk while mining


And.................you need a repeat too: "High sec so doesn't care, that they can't even be bothered to come and tell you directly how much they don't give a ****."

Beez will Buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz *****WHACK******

It'll sink in .... in a few days ..... that once the laughter starts at you....it takes QUITE AWHILE to stop.

You have looked into the Abyss....and the abyss Laughs back !

"He has mounted his hind-legs, and blown crass vapidities through the bowel of his neck."  - Ambrose Bierce on Oscar Wilde's Lecture in San Francisco 1882
Tarsus Zateki
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#45 - 2012-03-30 02:46:55 UTC
He sure is caring pretty hard for not caring.

You asked me once, what was in Room 101. I told you that you knew the answer already. Everyone knows it. The thing that is in Room 101 is the worst thing in the world.
Shogun Archer
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#46 - 2012-03-30 02:47:56 UTC  |  Edited by: Shogun Archer
Beekeeper Bob wrote:
Queen









I see what you did there. Very clever.

Isn't that kinda sexist? I know we have the speech police bandering about, so you may want to be careful.

If you run into more than 2 a**holes in a day, you should probably look in the mirror.
Krixtal Icefluxor
INLAND EMPIRE Galactic
#47 - 2012-03-30 02:48:31 UTC
Tarsus Zateki wrote:
He sure is caring pretty hard for not caring.


As you are sitting there ABLOOBLOOBLOOOBLLOOOOOOOO crying.

"He has mounted his hind-legs, and blown crass vapidities through the bowel of his neck."  - Ambrose Bierce on Oscar Wilde's Lecture in San Francisco 1882
Ai Shun
#48 - 2012-03-30 02:52:39 UTC
Krixtal Icefluxor wrote:
Ai Shun wrote:


THANK JESUS the Goon shiptoasting has been replaced by the anti-Goon shiptoasting. Swings and roundabouts, I suppose. But damn.


fixed


No, that broke it. If I'd wanted to write that I would have. Go fix yourself.
Tarsus Zateki
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#49 - 2012-03-30 02:52:55 UTC
Krixtal Icefluxor wrote:
Tarsus Zateki wrote:
He sure is caring pretty hard for not caring.


As you are sitting there ABLOOBLOOBLOOOBLLOOOOOOOO crying.


You are a very amusing crazy person.

You asked me once, what was in Room 101. I told you that you knew the answer already. Everyone knows it. The thing that is in Room 101 is the worst thing in the world.
Twil Akachi
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#50 - 2012-03-30 02:53:19 UTC
Krixtal Icefluxor wrote:
Tarsus Zateki wrote:
He sure is caring pretty hard for not caring.


As you are sitting there ABLOOBLOOBLOOOBLLOOOOOOOO crying.

I like how you're adopting the memes of the very people you despise.
Aranakas
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#51 - 2012-03-30 02:54:23 UTC
Twil Akachi wrote:

I like how you're adopting the memes of the very people you despise.



Me too, it's quite fun.

Aranakas CEO of Green Anarchy Green vs Green
Tarsus Zateki
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#52 - 2012-03-30 02:56:59 UTC
Aranakas wrote:
Twil Akachi wrote:

I like how you're adopting the memes of the very people you despise.



Me too, it's quite fun.


Never stop posting.

You asked me once, what was in Room 101. I told you that you knew the answer already. Everyone knows it. The thing that is in Room 101 is the worst thing in the world.
Darius III
Interstellar eXodus
#53 - 2012-03-30 03:08:43 UTC
I think they are all just taking a much needed rest after their JABBER PING, ALLIANCE AND CORP MAIL Rally cry to the forums to support the Mittanis post about stepping down, only to see that Darius got a nice retort in at post #6. After four days of 24 hour shifts doing damage control, they have earned a break-even if their attempt fell flat.

~1282~

Hmmm
Mathias Hex
#54 - 2012-03-30 03:14:48 UTC
Aranakas wrote:
Tarsus Zateki wrote:
Darth Gustav wrote:

Don't forget that the smug will be wiped off the bandwagoneers' filthy faces when, you know, Jita burns.

Show me on the starmap where the bad Goons are about to touch you.


The filth puts on a brave face. They only mock our blapping of Jita because they're unable to comprehend the Clusterfuck's ability and willingness to engage in total war. Our enemy's in 0.0 space know this and its one of the reasons the stakes and pressure are so high out there. Empire will learn too late what it is like to have an enemy that doesn't quit and is willing to absorb absurd levels of damage to inflict pain and suffering upon them. Even if turning Jita into a wasteland of wrecks were to destroy the CFC, we would still do it.


Typical goon arrogance. It's almost as though their leader weren't a media clown making a moron of himself on Twitter.


I bet thats where Lady Gaga is, full time damage control on twitter. Did I say Gaga I meant that Harlot F**K there both ugly as **** and really guys in disguise.

I recall one night in a nightclub called the matrix, there I was... Mother of god there I am! Holy f**k.
Krixtal Icefluxor
INLAND EMPIRE Galactic
#55 - 2012-03-30 03:15:48 UTC
Twil Akachi wrote:
Krixtal Icefluxor wrote:
Tarsus Zateki wrote:
He sure is caring pretty hard for not caring.


As you are sitting there ABLOOBLOOBLOOOBLLOOOOOOOO crying.

I like how you're adopting the memes of the very people you despise.



Nope. WRONG AGAIN.

Adopting the memes NOW used by people I like.

"He has mounted his hind-legs, and blown crass vapidities through the bowel of his neck."  - Ambrose Bierce on Oscar Wilde's Lecture in San Francisco 1882
Darth Gustav
Sith Interstellar Tech Harvesting
#56 - 2012-03-30 03:17:28 UTC
Darius III wrote:
I think they are all just taking a much needed rest after their JABBER PING, ALLIANCE AND CORP MAIL Rally cry to the forums to support the Mittanis post about stepping down, only to see that Darius got a nice retort in at post #6. After four days of 24 hour shifts doing damage control, they have earned a break-even if their attempt fell flat.

~1282~


Giving yourself credit for a "nice retort" in that thread is an awful lot like patting yourself on the ass after mowing your lawn, man.

Get over it. At ~1282~ you're just over 1/10th the CSM that the Mittani was. Nice of you to include it in your sig to remind everybody though.

However, I do applaud your PLEX for Votes scam. Brilliant, that. I see how well it served.

Also, didn't Xenuria get like 1k votes too?

He who trolls trolls best when he who is trolled trolls the troller. -Darth Gustav's Axiom
Chokichi Ozuwara
Perkone
Caldari State
#57 - 2012-03-30 03:31:42 UTC
Tarsus Zateki wrote:
The filth puts on a brave face. They only mock our blapping of Jita because they're unable to comprehend the Clusterfuck's ability and willingness to engage in total war.

Actually, I am pretty sure no one gives a toss, and during the siege of Jita, people will just fly around to other trading outposts.

Sure you guys will kill some people who are unaware that Goonswarm even exists, but this has the makings of an epic fail because you're giving people 30 days notice to stock up and get the frak out of dodge.

Goon: "We're going to hurt you SO BAD!"

Jita Traveler: "Oh my, I am terrified."

Goon: "Yes, in 30 days, we will bring untold pain and misery to your sector!"

Jita Traveler: "Oh, 30 days. Lots of time to go do something else then. Cheers."

Tears will be shed and pants will need to be changed all round.
Darth Gustav
Sith Interstellar Tech Harvesting
#58 - 2012-03-30 03:36:30 UTC
Chokichi Ozuwara wrote:
Tarsus Zateki wrote:
The filth puts on a brave face. They only mock our blapping of Jita because they're unable to comprehend the Clusterfuck's ability and willingness to engage in total war.

Actually, I am pretty sure no one gives a toss, and during the siege of Jita, people will just fly around to other trading outposts.

Sure you guys will kill some people who are unaware that Goonswarm even exists, but this has the makings of an epic fail because you're giving people 30 days notice to stock up and get the frak out of dodge.

Goon: "We're going to hurt you SO BAD!"

Jita Traveler: "Oh my, I am terrified."

Goon: "Yes, in 30 days, we will bring untold pain and misery to your sector!"

Jita Traveler: "Oh, 30 days. Lots of time to go do something else then. Cheers."


You act like there is a locked gate between Jita and wherever the sniveling filth will hide.

If Jita is empty, we can call "Op success!" and move on for auxilliary targets anywhere the **** we want.

He who trolls trolls best when he who is trolled trolls the troller. -Darth Gustav's Axiom
Jake Warbird
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#59 - 2012-03-30 04:08:49 UTC
Darth Gustav wrote:

Ohai Darth. Can you read your sig?

Okay,thats all for now.

Sugar Von MurdererTits : Jake Warbird gets my vote for most intriguing and attractive male character in Eve.
Darth Gustav
Sith Interstellar Tech Harvesting
#60 - 2012-03-30 04:10:20 UTC
Jake Warbird wrote:
Darth Gustav wrote:

Ohai Darth. Can you read your sig?

Okay,thats all for now.


At least you get it. +1.

He who trolls trolls best when he who is trolled trolls the troller. -Darth Gustav's Axiom