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Ai Shun
#21 - 2012-03-30 01:52:23 UTC
Aranakas wrote:
The forums seemed a lot better as of this morning. Hmmm.... no more Ladie Harlot to shitpost everywhere.

I wonder whether she is reading these things smashing the keyboard and writing her responses out on paper, or if she discovered the outdoors for the first time.


Too bad the Goon shiptoasting has been replaced by the anti-Goon shiptoasting. Swings and roundabouts, I suppose. But damn.
Darth Gustav
Sith Interstellar Tech Harvesting
#22 - 2012-03-30 01:52:29 UTC
Tarsus Zateki wrote:
I'm pretty much exhausted after trying in vain again and again to point out the hypocrisies of Issler and DariusIII to the masses of pubbie filth. Everyone was so busy lynching The Mitanni over a triviality that they had no time to notice those two taking advantage of a mentally fragile person's illness for their own political gain... in a video game.

So I'll be taking a break from the forums for a while to help murder everything in Tenal.


Don't forget that the smug will be wiped off the bandwagoneers' filthy faces when, you know, Jita burns.

Show me on the starmap where the bad Goons are about to touch you.

He who trolls trolls best when he who is trolled trolls the troller. -Darth Gustav's Axiom
Ai Shun
#23 - 2012-03-30 01:54:45 UTC
Aranakas wrote:
I don't get it. I look like a dog? I'm a trolling canine?


No. Mistress Lilu is a participant in the thousand monkeys project. It is chained to a keyboard somewhere in a lab and we're part of the experiment. When it types something intelligible we're supposed to call a number and the scientists will investigate. I forgot the number though ...
Tarsus Zateki
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#24 - 2012-03-30 01:57:18 UTC
Darth Gustav wrote:

Don't forget that the smug will be wiped off the bandwagoneers' filthy faces when, you know, Jita burns.

Show me on the starmap where the bad Goons are about to touch you.


The filth puts on a brave face. They only mock our blapping of Jita because they're unable to comprehend the Clusterfuck's ability and willingness to engage in total war. Our enemy's in 0.0 space know this and its one of the reasons the stakes and pressure are so high out there. Empire will learn too late what it is like to have an enemy that doesn't quit and is willing to absorb absurd levels of damage to inflict pain and suffering upon them. Even if turning Jita into a wasteland of wrecks were to destroy the CFC, we would still do it.

You asked me once, what was in Room 101. I told you that you knew the answer already. Everyone knows it. The thing that is in Room 101 is the worst thing in the world.
Xander Riggs
Slamtown Federation
#25 - 2012-03-30 01:58:45 UTC
Tarsus Zateki wrote:
Darth Gustav wrote:

Don't forget that the smug will be wiped off the bandwagoneers' filthy faces when, you know, Jita burns.

Show me on the starmap where the bad Goons are about to touch you.


The filth puts on a brave face. They only mock our blapping of Jita because they're unable to comprehend the Clusterfuck's ability and willingness to engage in total war. Our enemy's in 0.0 space know this and its one of the reasons the stakes and pressure are so high out there. Empire will learn too late what it is like to have an enemy that doesn't quit and is willing to absorb absurd levels of damage to inflict pain and suffering upon them. Even if turning Jita into a wasteland of wrecks were to destroy the CFC, we would still do it.


I remember people in Tolle before the ice interdiction saying the Goons wouldn't go through with it.

So many wrecks. So many.

"A man with a drone-boat has nothing but time on his hands."
Richard Desturned
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
#26 - 2012-03-30 02:00:45 UTC
it'll come just in time for battlecruisers V Twisted

npc alts have no opinions worth consideration
Aranakas
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#27 - 2012-03-30 02:05:36 UTC
Tarsus Zateki wrote:
Darth Gustav wrote:

Don't forget that the smug will be wiped off the bandwagoneers' filthy faces when, you know, Jita burns.

Show me on the starmap where the bad Goons are about to touch you.


The filth puts on a brave face. They only mock our blapping of Jita because they're unable to comprehend the Clusterfuck's ability and willingness to engage in total war. Our enemy's in 0.0 space know this and its one of the reasons the stakes and pressure are so high out there. Empire will learn too late what it is like to have an enemy that doesn't quit and is willing to absorb absurd levels of damage to inflict pain and suffering upon them. Even if turning Jita into a wasteland of wrecks were to destroy the CFC, we would still do it.


Typical goon arrogance. It's almost as though their leader weren't a media clown making a moron of himself on Twitter.

Aranakas CEO of Green Anarchy Green vs Green
Mistress Lilu
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#28 - 2012-03-30 02:07:44 UTC
Aranakas wrote:
Mistress Lilu wrote:
Aranakas wrote:
They're all busy buying guard dogs.

Or if they have dogs, they are all busy hiding them from dog assassins.

Roll

you kind of look like a dog, a dog that has learned a very impressive trick, trolling k9.never seen one of those before.
I once saw a dog that would take a crap, get a towel and try to wipe his own behind..that was impressive, but you sir, you trolling k9, you top him.


I don't get it. I look like a dog? I'm a trolling canine?

not only are you a trollin k9, you are a dumb trollin k9.
this makes my point of mitardis just being mindless.
Krixtal Icefluxor
INLAND EMPIRE Galactic
#29 - 2012-03-30 02:14:15 UTC
Dhorion Pyler wrote:
Busy prepping for the burning of Jita, April 28th.


This deserves some MASS ATTACK quotage:

"Bring your worst, fool yourselves into acting like you really accomplished something and the general population will shrug you off like they always do and the only ones who will remember will be you as you circle jerk each other over it again and again.
High sec so doesn't care, that they can't even be bothered to come and tell you directly how much they don't give a ****. "

"He has mounted his hind-legs, and blown crass vapidities through the bowel of his neck."  - Ambrose Bierce on Oscar Wilde's Lecture in San Francisco 1882
Darth Gustav
Sith Interstellar Tech Harvesting
#30 - 2012-03-30 02:16:53 UTC
Krixtal Icefluxor wrote:
Dhorion Pyler wrote:
Busy prepping for the burning of Jita, April 28th.


This deserves some MASS ATTACK quotage:

"Bring your worst, fool yourselves into acting like you really accomplished something and the general population will shrug you off like they always do and the only ones who will remember will be you as you circle jerk each other over it again and again.
High sec so doesn't care, that they can't even be bothered to come and tell you directly how much they don't give a ****. "


Because the torrent of tears during Ice Interdiction didn't last for nearly a month and utterly dominate this forum.

No way, that's not what happened! In fact, i hear people carried on mining like nothing was different!

He who trolls trolls best when he who is trolled trolls the troller. -Darth Gustav's Axiom
Krixtal Icefluxor
INLAND EMPIRE Galactic
#31 - 2012-03-30 02:18:26 UTC
Tarsus Zateki wrote:
I'm pretty much exhausted after trying in vain again and again to point out the hypocrisies of Issler and DariusIII to the masses of pubbie filth. Everyone was so busy lynching The Mitanni over a triviality that they had no time to notice those two taking advantage of a mentally fragile person's illness for their own political gain... in a video game.

So I'll be taking a break from the forums for a while to help murder everything in Tenal.


Again some MASS ATACK:
"High sec so doesn't care, that they can't even be bothered to come and tell you directly how much they don't give a ****."

"He has mounted his hind-legs, and blown crass vapidities through the bowel of his neck."  - Ambrose Bierce on Oscar Wilde's Lecture in San Francisco 1882
Krixtal Icefluxor
INLAND EMPIRE Galactic
#32 - 2012-03-30 02:19:22 UTC
Ai Shun wrote:


THANK JESUS the Goon shiptoasting has been replaced by the anti-Goon shiptoasting. Swings and roundabouts, I suppose. But damn.


fixed

"He has mounted his hind-legs, and blown crass vapidities through the bowel of his neck."  - Ambrose Bierce on Oscar Wilde's Lecture in San Francisco 1882
Tarsus Zateki
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#33 - 2012-03-30 02:20:24 UTC  |  Edited by: Tarsus Zateki
Krixtal Icefluxor wrote:
Tarsus Zateki wrote:
I'm pretty much exhausted after trying in vain again and again to point out the hypocrisies of Issler and DariusIII to the masses of pubbie filth. Everyone was so busy lynching The Mitanni over a triviality that they had no time to notice those two taking advantage of a mentally fragile person's illness for their own political gain... in a video game.

So I'll be taking a break from the forums for a while to help murder everything in Tenal.


Again some MASS ATACK:
"High sec so doesn't care, that they can't even be bothered to come and tell you directly how much they don't give a ****."


"Tell that to the endless amount of crying on this very forum over our ice interdictions. Jita is going to make that look like a holiday." - Darth Gustav, Fatal Ascension, 2012

You asked me once, what was in Room 101. I told you that you knew the answer already. Everyone knows it. The thing that is in Room 101 is the worst thing in the world.
Krixtal Icefluxor
INLAND EMPIRE Galactic
#34 - 2012-03-30 02:22:24 UTC
Tarsus Zateki wrote:


The filth puts on a brave face. They only mock our blapping of Jita because they're unable to comprehend the Clusterfuck's ability and willingness to engage in total war. Our enemy's in 0.0 space know this and its one of the reasons the stakes and pressure are so high out there. Empire will learn too late what it is like to have an enemy that doesn't quit and is willing to absorb absurd levels of damage to inflict pain and suffering upon them. Even if turning Jita into a wasteland of wrecks were to destroy the CFC, we would still do it.


Oh, Mass Attack has this to say about that:

"Fail attempt has failed to usurp the carebear level of don't care-edness. Carebears don't care so much they don't come to your space and they don't harass you and indeed they don't even fight back. That is the ultimate don't care, and there isn't anything you can do, short of dying of starvation, next to a pack of Cheetos, that will demostrate a don't care level beyond that of the carebear.

"He has mounted his hind-legs, and blown crass vapidities through the bowel of his neck."  - Ambrose Bierce on Oscar Wilde's Lecture in San Francisco 1882
Darth Gustav
Sith Interstellar Tech Harvesting
#35 - 2012-03-30 02:23:09 UTC
Tarsus Zateki wrote:
Krixtal Icefluxor wrote:
Tarsus Zateki wrote:
I'm pretty much exhausted after trying in vain again and again to point out the hypocrisies of Issler and DariusIII to the masses of pubbie filth. Everyone was so busy lynching The Mitanni over a triviality that they had no time to notice those two taking advantage of a mentally fragile person's illness for their own political gain... in a video game.

So I'll be taking a break from the forums for a while to help murder everything in Tenal.


Again some MASS ATACK:
"High sec so doesn't care, that they can't even be bothered to come and tell you directly how much they don't give a ****."


Tell that to the endless amount of crying on this very forum over our ice interdictions. Jita is going to make that look like a holiday.


That's what I said! Oops

He who trolls trolls best when he who is trolled trolls the troller. -Darth Gustav's Axiom
Krixtal Icefluxor
INLAND EMPIRE Galactic
#36 - 2012-03-30 02:23:29 UTC
Xander Riggs wrote:
Tarsus Zateki wrote:
Darth Gustav wrote:

Don't forget that the smug will be wiped off the bandwagoneers' filthy faces when, you know, Jita burns.

Show me on the starmap where the bad Goons are about to touch you.


The filth puts on a brave face. They only mock our blapping of Jita because they're unable to comprehend the Clusterfuck's ability and willingness to engage in total war. Our enemy's in 0.0 space know this and its one of the reasons the stakes and pressure are so high out there. Empire will learn too late what it is like to have an enemy that doesn't quit and is willing to absorb absurd levels of damage to inflict pain and suffering upon them. Even if turning Jita into a wasteland of wrecks were to destroy the CFC, we would still do it.


I remember people in Tolle before the ice interdiction saying the Goons wouldn't go through with it.

So many wrecks. So many.


Were they your Precious or something ? Sounds a bit creepy.........

"He has mounted his hind-legs, and blown crass vapidities through the bowel of his neck."  - Ambrose Bierce on Oscar Wilde's Lecture in San Francisco 1882
Krixtal Icefluxor
INLAND EMPIRE Galactic
#37 - 2012-03-30 02:25:25 UTC
Tarsus Zateki wrote:


Tell that to the endless amount of crying on this very forum over our ice interdictions. Jita is going to make that look like a holiday.


"High sec so doesn't care, that they can't even be bothered to come and tell you directly how much they don't give a ****."

Lather, rinse. Repeat.

"He has mounted his hind-legs, and blown crass vapidities through the bowel of his neck."  - Ambrose Bierce on Oscar Wilde's Lecture in San Francisco 1882
Darth Gustav
Sith Interstellar Tech Harvesting
#38 - 2012-03-30 02:27:30 UTC
Krixtal Icefluxor wrote:
Tarsus Zateki wrote:


Tell that to the endless amount of crying on this very forum over our ice interdictions. Jita is going to make that look like a holiday.


"High sec so doesn't care, that they can't even be bothered to come and tell you directly how much they don't give a ****."

Lather, rinse. Repeat.


But they did. Want me to demonstrate with visible proof?

Causal search for "Ice Interdiction"

He who trolls trolls best when he who is trolled trolls the troller. -Darth Gustav's Axiom
Darth Gustav
Sith Interstellar Tech Harvesting
#39 - 2012-03-30 02:28:15 UTC  |  Edited by: Darth Gustav
Krixtal Icefluxor wrote:
Tarsus Zateki wrote:


Tell that to the endless amount of crying on this very forum over our ice interdictions. Jita is going to make that look like a holiday.


"High sec so doesn't care, that they can't even be bothered to come and tell you directly how much they don't give a ****."

Lather, rinse. Repeat.


But they did. Want me to demonstrate with visible proof?

https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=search&search=ice%20interdiction&forumID=258

Sixteen pages of posts mentioning that subject alone! Boy they sure are good at not caring!

He who trolls trolls best when he who is trolled trolls the troller. -Darth Gustav's Axiom
Tarsus Zateki
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#40 - 2012-03-30 02:32:20 UTC
Darth Gustav wrote:
Tarsus Zateki wrote:
Krixtal Icefluxor wrote:
Tarsus Zateki wrote:
I'm pretty much exhausted after trying in vain again and again to point out the hypocrisies of Issler and DariusIII to the masses of pubbie filth. Everyone was so busy lynching The Mitanni over a triviality that they had no time to notice those two taking advantage of a mentally fragile person's illness for their own political gain... in a video game.

So I'll be taking a break from the forums for a while to help murder everything in Tenal.


Again some MASS ATACK:
"High sec so doesn't care, that they can't even be bothered to come and tell you directly how much they don't give a ****."


Tell that to the endless amount of crying on this very forum over our ice interdictions. Jita is going to make that look like a holiday.


That's what I said! Oops


But you don't have my alliance ticker under your name so he won't respond to your message with a bunch of semi-literate monkey babble. That "Goonswarm Federation" tag is necessary to make someone like that delusional come out of the wood work.

Sorry bro I'll edit my post and give you full credit.

You asked me once, what was in Room 101. I told you that you knew the answer already. Everyone knows it. The thing that is in Room 101 is the worst thing in the world.