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CRY ABOOBOOBOO AND LET SLIP THE DOGS OF WAR

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Aranakas
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#1 - 2012-03-30 00:46:17 UTC  |  Edited by: Aranakas
1800 Tornados
Flown by 1800 Goons

Against the might of the High-Sec Empire.

This is presumably at the cost of 80 mil per ship.

This whole endeavor will end up costing Goonswarm 144 Billion Isk.

All over a 30 day ban... which is worth the equivalent of a single 30-day plex...

Worth 500 mil isk.

A terrible investment imo. I would recommend investing in minerals before drones get nerfed rather than a giant tantrum.

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Souvera Corvus
SPORADIC MOVEMENT
#2 - 2012-03-30 00:52:43 UTC
Aranakas wrote:
1800 Tornados
Flown by 1800 Goons

Against the might of the High-Sec Empire.

This is presumably at the cost of 80 mil per ship.

This whole endeavor will end up costing Goonswarm 144 Billion Isk.

All over a 30 day ban... which is worth the equivalent of a single 30-day plex...

Worth 500 mil isk.

A terrible investment imo. I would recommend investing in minerals before drones get nerfed rather than a giant tantrum.


Good content though Aranakas.

From the point of view of the backstory though, I'd like to see the Caldari (Squareheaded scum) rock up in a massive fleet and there be a big punch-up which we can all watch later.
Eternum Praetorian
Doomheim
#3 - 2012-03-30 00:53:45 UTC
Aranakas wrote:
1800 Tornados
Flown by 1800 Goons

Against the might of the High-Sec Empire.

This is presumably at the cost of 80 mil per ship.

This whole endeavor will end up costing Goonswarm 144 Billion Isk.

All over a 30 day ban... which is worth the equivalent of a single 30-day plex...

Worth 500 mil isk.

A terrible investment imo. I would recommend investing in minerals before drones get nerfed rather than a giant tantrum.


Tell me of this investment you speak of?

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DeMichael Crimson
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
#4 - 2012-03-30 00:55:33 UTC
Hmmm, could have picked another thread title like - Goonswarm Genocide - which is probably more accurate if they actually do try a gankfest on all New Eden pilots.


Anyway, +1 to your post.
Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
#5 - 2012-03-30 00:57:15 UTC
They do say that 80 odd % of the players dwell in hi-sec, what carebears lack in knowledge they can surely make up for by zerg rushing, much like the Russians did in WW2 and China in the Korean war.

In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.

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RougeOperator
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#6 - 2012-03-30 00:59:54 UTC


So goonswarm is going to redistribute lots of 1400mm guns and gyros to the markets of new eden if non goon alts can snap them up before the goon alts do.

I imagine they will get a few orcas and freighters before people that dont read forums catch on.

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Aiwha
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#7 - 2012-03-30 01:01:24 UTC
I don't think you quite understand how ridiculously rich most alliances are.


144 bil isn't all that large an investment... (for scale, PL invested more than 4 trillion in their supercap fleet)

Sanity is fun leaving the body.

Aranakas
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#8 - 2012-03-30 01:04:52 UTC
Aiwha wrote:
I don't think you quite understand how ridiculously rich most alliances are.


144 bil isn't all that large an investment... (for scale, PL invested more than 4 trillion in their supercap fleet)


Well I hope PL has money to invest in freighters, because Freighters to bait goons into CONCORDING themselves is going to do far more for them than a Titan in the short term.

I'd be quite surprised if this whole effort wasn't followed up by a giant attack on Goonswarm by all their enemies.

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Tarsus Zateki
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#9 - 2012-03-30 01:42:47 UTC  |  Edited by: Tarsus Zateki
Thankfully our ridiculous quantities of moon goo make the cost of this venture irrelevant. The number you quoted is a fraction of what we make in a month. Of course its pointless to explain this as the pubbie filth that live in Empire space are unable to understand the thought of doing something without profit.

You asked me once, what was in Room 101. I told you that you knew the answer already. Everyone knows it. The thing that is in Room 101 is the worst thing in the world.

Aranakas
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#10 - 2012-03-30 01:50:59 UTC
Tarsus Zateki wrote:
pubbie filth


Bald pubbie filth. I am also very bald. You forgot to mention that.

And how long do you think you'll be making this sort of wealth for now that CCP have taken notice, hmmmm?

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Tarsus Zateki
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#11 - 2012-03-30 01:51:56 UTC  |  Edited by: Tarsus Zateki
Aranakas wrote:

I'd be quite surprised if this whole effort wasn't followed up by a giant attack on Goonswarm by all their enemies.


Which would accomplish what exactly? One clone jump and we're all back in VFK ready to murder whoever had the temerity to blink in our direction? I don't think the empire filth really understands the real situation in 0.0 space. The scenario you're fapping over is impossible.

You asked me once, what was in Room 101. I told you that you knew the answer already. Everyone knows it. The thing that is in Room 101 is the worst thing in the world.

Tarsus Zateki
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#12 - 2012-03-30 01:52:45 UTC  |  Edited by: Tarsus Zateki
Aranakas wrote:
Tarsus Zateki wrote:
pubbie filth


Bald pubbie filth. I am also very bald. You forgot to mention that.

And how long do you think you'll be making this sort of wealth for now that CCP have taken notice, hmmmm?


That doesn't matter. It only need to last long enough to murder every living thing in Jita. Our alliance finances are also managed be a team of folks that are "really bloody good" at what they do. Even if moon goo dried up today, we'd still have more money than god.

And let's face, Amarrians are stylish.

You asked me once, what was in Room 101. I told you that you knew the answer already. Everyone knows it. The thing that is in Room 101 is the worst thing in the world.

Rumless MK2
Ascendance
Goonswarm Federation
#13 - 2012-03-30 01:53:55 UTC
Hoarding isk just to hoard isk vs. good game content.

Tough one.
Aranakas
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#14 - 2012-03-30 01:54:59 UTC
Tarsus Zateki wrote:
Aranakas wrote:
[quote=Aiwha]
I'd be quite surprised if this whole effort wasn't followed up by a giant attack on Goonswarm by all their enemies.


Which would accomplish what exactly? One clone jump and we're all back in VFK ready to murder whoever had the temerity to blink in our direction? I don't think the empire filth really understands the real situation in 0.0 space. The scenario you're fapping over is impossible.


>One Clone Jump
>Once per day

I don't think you thought your brilliant plan through.

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Aranakas
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#15 - 2012-03-30 01:56:15 UTC
Tarsus Zateki wrote:
Aranakas wrote:
Tarsus Zateki wrote:
pubbie filth


Bald pubbie filth. I am also very bald. You forgot to mention that.

And how long do you think you'll be making this sort of wealth for now that CCP have taken notice, hmmmm?


That doesn't matter. It only need to last long enough to murder every living thing in Jita. Our alliance finances are also managed be a team of folks that are "really bloody good" at what they do. Even if moon goo dried up today, we'd still have more money than god.

And let's face, Amarrians are stylish.


I ASSUME you're only going to go after freighters and shiny ships.

If I have people firing on me in my shuttle I'll be probably be dead of laughter by April 29th.

Aranakas CEO of Green Anarchy Green vs Green

Richard Desturned
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
#16 - 2012-03-30 01:57:13 UTC
Aranakas wrote:
Tarsus Zateki wrote:
Aranakas wrote:
[quote=Aiwha]
I'd be quite surprised if this whole effort wasn't followed up by a giant attack on Goonswarm by all their enemies.


Which would accomplish what exactly? One clone jump and we're all back in VFK ready to murder whoever had the temerity to blink in our direction? I don't think the empire filth really understands the real situation in 0.0 space. The scenario you're fapping over is impossible.


>One Clone Jump
>Once per day

I don't think you thought your brilliant plan through.


there's this trick called "change cloning station, SD pod"

npc alts have no opinions worth consideration

Aranakas
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#17 - 2012-03-30 01:58:24 UTC  |  Edited by: Aranakas
Richard Desturned wrote:
Aranakas wrote:
Tarsus Zateki wrote:
Aranakas wrote:
[quote=Aiwha]
I'd be quite surprised if this whole effort wasn't followed up by a giant attack on Goonswarm by all their enemies.


Which would accomplish what exactly? One clone jump and we're all back in VFK ready to murder whoever had the temerity to blink in our direction? I don't think the empire filth really understands the real situation in 0.0 space. The scenario you're fapping over is impossible.


>One Clone Jump
>Once per day

I don't think you thought your brilliant plan through.


there's this trick called "change cloning station, SD pod"


So will you be changing your station to Jita or to Nullsec? Because if you change it (keep it) to Nullsec as I assume, that means just 1 jump to Jita before you're stuck back in null after any deaths.

Or if you change it to Jita, that leaves you wide open to invasion.

Aranakas CEO of Green Anarchy Green vs Green

Tarsus Zateki
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#18 - 2012-03-30 02:03:42 UTC
Aranakas wrote:
Tarsus Zateki wrote:
Aranakas wrote:
[quote=Aiwha]
I'd be quite surprised if this whole effort wasn't followed up by a giant attack on Goonswarm by all their enemies.


Which would accomplish what exactly? One clone jump and we're all back in VFK ready to murder whoever had the temerity to blink in our direction? I don't think the empire filth really understands the real situation in 0.0 space. The scenario you're fapping over is impossible.


>One Clone Jump
>Once per day

I don't think you thought your brilliant plan through.


You don't seem to know how 0.0 warfare works so I'll forgive you for making this ignorant reply.

You asked me once, what was in Room 101. I told you that you knew the answer already. Everyone knows it. The thing that is in Room 101 is the worst thing in the world.

Tarsus Zateki
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#19 - 2012-03-30 02:04:18 UTC
Richard Desturned wrote:
Aranakas wrote:
Tarsus Zateki wrote:
Aranakas wrote:
[quote=Aiwha]
I'd be quite surprised if this whole effort wasn't followed up by a giant attack on Goonswarm by all their enemies.


Which would accomplish what exactly? One clone jump and we're all back in VFK ready to murder whoever had the temerity to blink in our direction? I don't think the empire filth really understands the real situation in 0.0 space. The scenario you're fapping over is impossible.


>One Clone Jump
>Once per day

I don't think you thought your brilliant plan through.


there's this trick called "change cloning station, SD pod"


And stront timers, but don't tell him about those or it might blow his risk averse high-sec mind.

You asked me once, what was in Room 101. I told you that you knew the answer already. Everyone knows it. The thing that is in Room 101 is the worst thing in the world.

Tarsus Zateki
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#20 - 2012-03-30 02:05:21 UTC
Aranakas wrote:
Tarsus Zateki wrote:
Aranakas wrote:
Tarsus Zateki wrote:
pubbie filth


Bald pubbie filth. I am also very bald. You forgot to mention that.

And how long do you think you'll be making this sort of wealth for now that CCP have taken notice, hmmmm?


That doesn't matter. It only need to last long enough to murder every living thing in Jita. Our alliance finances are also managed be a team of folks that are "really bloody good" at what they do. Even if moon goo dried up today, we'd still have more money than god.

And let's face, Amarrians are stylish.


I ASSUME you're only going to go after freighters and shiny ships.

If I have people firing on me in my shuttle I'll be probably be dead of laughter by April 29th.


Everything dies. Everything! We'd blow up the damn stations if CCP would let us.

You asked me once, what was in Room 101. I told you that you knew the answer already. Everyone knows it. The thing that is in Room 101 is the worst thing in the world.

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