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The Greatest Conspiracy Never told in all this mess

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Khanh'rhh
Sparkle Motion.
#1 - 2012-03-29 16:39:28 UTC
It is clear by now, that any other forum would (to offset all the anti-Mittens hate) have filled to the brim with everyone's favoritedest fluffy wuffy characters: My little pony.

Why doesn't Eve-O?

Clearly this is a conspiracy by CCP to prevent ponies from off-setting Goon hatred; they do not "support" images.

I mean, sure, other forums supported images back in 1843, but we're here with a forum that doesn't.

This is clearly a nerf to ponies.

This is clearly designed to hurt Goonswarm.

Given Eve is heading towards Hello Kittie online (but I prefer ponies, for sure. Ponies online, mebbe?) I think it's time we started working out where we all will fit into the new order.

Mittens is clearly Discord.

Also, I checked with the forum header and this is as "general" as a "discussion" can get, so I think I'm in the right place.

Also, also - please rate this thread on a 1-10 scale (for feedback and improvement) as there have been a lot of bad threads around in the past week and we need that to stop.

"Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual,

Annasys
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#2 - 2012-03-29 16:47:15 UTC
First reply in an amazing thread.

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Grumpy Owly
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#3 - 2012-03-29 16:48:57 UTC
Khanh'rhh
Sparkle Motion.
#4 - 2012-03-29 16:50:14 UTC
Grumpy Owly wrote:
Shrubberies first?


I will allow it.

This is general discussion.

"Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual,

Kinroi Alari
Orbital Express LTD
Trystero GmbH
#5 - 2012-03-29 17:10:55 UTC

+1?
Naw, +e, naturally!
(Had to log in for an awesome thread!)
AC Resonance
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#6 - 2012-03-29 17:13:18 UTC
posting in a "leave mittani alone" thread.
Khanh'rhh
Sparkle Motion.
#7 - 2012-03-29 17:18:33 UTC
AC Resonance wrote:
posting in a "leave mittani alone" thread.


Sir, you are inferring too much!

"Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual,

Thorvik
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#8 - 2012-03-29 17:23:29 UTC
Posting in favour of ponies!

baltec1
Bat Country
Pandemic Horde
#9 - 2012-03-29 17:23:47 UTC
Agreed, there is a lack of ponies
Markus Reese
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#10 - 2012-03-29 17:25:27 UTC
Kinroi Alari wrote:

+1?
Naw, +e, naturally!
(Had to log in for an awesome thread!)


if it is +e, I am guessing that is a natural log in. Dont forget to Ln off again!

To quote Lfod Shi

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Simi Kusoni
HelloKittyFanclub
#11 - 2012-03-29 17:27:16 UTC
Khanh'rhh wrote:
Given Eve is heading towards Hello Kittie online (but I prefer ponies, for sure. Ponies online, mebbe?) I think it's time we started working out where we all will fit into the new order.

There is nothing wrong with the direction Eve online is headed.

Hello kitty apocs for all.

[center]"I don't troll, I just give overly blunt responses that annoy people who are wrong but don't want to admit it. It's not my fault that people have sensitive feelings"  -MXZF[/center]
baltec1
Bat Country
Pandemic Horde
#12 - 2012-03-29 17:32:56 UTC
Khanh'rhh wrote:


Given Eve is heading towards Hello Kittie online (but I prefer ponies, for sure. Ponies online, mebbe?) I think it's time we started working out where we all will fit into the new order.



Ponies are badass
Annasys
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#13 - 2012-03-29 17:38:19 UTC
I am hurt, nay suicidal, by this conspiracy that caters to the destruction, nay genocide, of an entire corporation.

Where is the outrage? Why haven't we, the paying customers, stood up in arms against this Machiavellian plot to disenfranchise the populace? Where will this end? Will we be required to soon post only in pink? Will we be required to soon post only about Kitties? I, for one, am not about to spend $1000 on a Hello Kitty Hurricane only to see that everyone else has been forced into the same.

Please, think of the ponies. Think of the Goons.

All that is necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing.

Don't sit idly on your hands wailing in agony while genocide is committed in your name.

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Virgil Travis
Non Constructive Self Management
#14 - 2012-03-29 17:59:34 UTC
Do we get pony blueprints?

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Jake Warbird
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#15 - 2012-03-29 18:01:06 UTC
Ponywaffe made me do eet.... +1

Sugar Von MurdererTits : Jake Warbird gets my vote for most intriguing and attractive male character in Eve.
Ender Karazaki
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#16 - 2012-03-29 18:04:10 UTC
Ummm is this an EVE meme? And why ponies?
Jake Warbird
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#17 - 2012-03-29 18:07:36 UTC
Ender Karazaki wrote:
Ummm is this an EVE meme? And why ponies?

Never ask why,only how much.

Sugar Von MurdererTits : Jake Warbird gets my vote for most intriguing and attractive male character in Eve.
War Kitten
Panda McLegion
#18 - 2012-03-29 18:11:57 UTC
Nerf ponies, boost kittens!

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Louis deGuerre
The Dark Tribe
#19 - 2012-03-29 19:29:03 UTC
Kessiaan
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#20 - 2012-03-29 19:30:17 UTC
Bronies are the new furries.

Also, in before the move to off-topic.

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