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An unnofical explanation as to why you hate us
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Testerxnot Sheepherder
Get Isk or Die Mining
#21 - 2012-03-29 10:04:01 UTC
OP just wants the attention he gets from writing *anything* with the Goonswarm Federation alliance tag.
Caimeka
Doomheim
#22 - 2012-03-29 10:04:27 UTC
Travarica wrote:
Caimeka wrote:
Travarica wrote:
No, no, you got it all wrong. It's because you are idiots.



I actually have a PhD.




(in Anthropology Cry)



And that's a sign that you are not an idiot??? LOL! Dumb goon!


I don't actually have a PHD. I'm just a CCNA Qualifed Tech-mans
Caimeka
Doomheim
#23 - 2012-03-29 10:05:02 UTC
Testerxnot Sheepherder wrote:
OP just wants the attention he gets from writing *anything* with the Goonswarm Federation alliance tag.



I could guarantee that if I removed Goonswarm Federation from ehre using the profile options this wouldn't have made it pst 1st page
DelBoy Trades
Trotter Independent Traders.
Disaster Strikes
#24 - 2012-03-29 10:06:13 UTC
Goons don't get all emo on me. We love you guys! you are our favourite group of players, I'm being extremely genuine. I love each and every goon, and the eternal Lord Mittenz, RIP.

Damn nature, you scary!
Frying Doom
#25 - 2012-03-29 10:06:32 UTC
Caimeka wrote:
Testerxnot Sheepherder wrote:
OP just wants the attention he gets from writing *anything* with the Goonswarm Federation alliance tag.



I could guarantee that if I removed Goonswarm Federation from ehre using the profile options this wouldn't have made it pst 1st page

Definitely not, Then you wouldn't be as funny Big smile

Any spelling, grammatical and punctuation errors are because frankly, I don't care!!
Caimeka
Doomheim
#26 - 2012-03-29 10:07:36 UTC
I honestly don't get why you guys like to laugh at us.

We know Mittani ****** up, His presentation was ******* terrible. If it was anyone else saying it this wouldn't be as big a deal. I think most of you are just buttfrustrated
Azami Nevinyrall
172.0.0.1
#27 - 2012-03-29 10:08:31 UTC
Not sure if ******** or really stupid...

...
Serene Repose
#28 - 2012-03-29 10:09:10 UTC  |  Edited by: Serene Repose
Mistah OP: Doesn't it serve your ego[s] well to believe we hate you? We don't hate you. We oppose you. We oppose you because you advocate what you do. Don't take it personally. The fact it's you is incidental; mere coincidence. You happen to be standing before our opposition. Now, from the heat you're drawing I can see how it might SEEM to you something is coming your way, but take OUR collective (read: civilization) words for it, our opposition would continue to stream forth even if you decided to lay down.

I can just sense you seething as you type your diatribe trying so hard to live up to your "leader's" expectations, and in a way he taught you so well. We well understand you can't divine the truth from the bullshit because you've opened yourselves up to a line of thought that's so well beyond you all you can do is gawk with your tongues lolling out. Meh. Your leader isn't the only consummate liar who's come along. The fact you've believed him can't be erased by your loathing.

So, do what one-dimensional people generally do. Blame us. That's what your leader did. It is what you should do, for if you didn't, we'd all be wrong about you. Wouldn't we?

We must accommodate the idiocracy.
Caimeka
Doomheim
#29 - 2012-03-29 10:10:24 UTC
Man. I'm just chillposting here dude. How long did it take for you to write that ****?
Jake Warbird
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#30 - 2012-03-29 10:10:30 UTC
We don't hate you... <3

Your might need to fix the thread title.

Sugar Von MurdererTits : Jake Warbird gets my vote for most intriguing and attractive male character in Eve.
Caimeka
Doomheim
#31 - 2012-03-29 10:12:22 UTC
Jake Warbird wrote:
We don't hate you... <3

Your might need to fix the thread title.


I love you too dude. would you like to join my space corp. no strings attached. I am the CEO after all
Jake Warbird
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#32 - 2012-03-29 10:13:48 UTC
Caimeka wrote:
Jake Warbird wrote:
We don't hate you... <3

Your might need to fix the thread title.


I love you too dude. would you like to join my space corp. no strings attached. I am the CEO after all

Will consider it. All I do is forumwarrior so....

Sugar Von MurdererTits : Jake Warbird gets my vote for most intriguing and attractive male character in Eve.
Frying Doom
#33 - 2012-03-29 10:14:17 UTC
Caimeka wrote:
I honestly don't get why you guys like to laugh at us.

We know Mittani ****** up, His presentation was ******* terrible. If it was anyone else saying it this wouldn't be as big a deal. I think most of you are just buttfrustrated

Really? Really?

For years you guys have laughed at others and called them pubbies and other things and gone on about tears.

Now it's your tears everyone is collecting. No one is frustrated at all we are all having a great time rolling around on the floor laughing at people who would still want to be in Goonswarm.

Any spelling, grammatical and punctuation errors are because frankly, I don't care!!
Caimeka
Doomheim
#34 - 2012-03-29 10:17:43 UTC
Frying Doom wrote:
Caimeka wrote:
I honestly don't get why you guys like to laugh at us.

We know Mittani ****** up, His presentation was ******* terrible. If it was anyone else saying it this wouldn't be as big a deal. I think most of you are just buttfrustrated

Really? Really?

For years you guys have laughed at others and called them pubbies and other things and gone on about tears.

Now it's your tears everyone is collecting. No one is frustrated at all we are all having a great time rolling around on the floor laughing at people who would still want to be in Goonswarm.


1 - Calling non-hoons pubbies is what everone from SA calls people who don't post on our forums. **** you and **** your donkey with a spatula and a dildo on that account

2 - We all come froma specific forum and don't publically recruit. We don't play with randoms we play with pre-established bindings.

in short. I aint even mad. You're hilariously underinformed
Prince Kobol
#35 - 2012-03-29 10:19:12 UTC  |  Edited by: Prince Kobol
Caimeka wrote:
I honestly don't get why you guys like to laugh at us.

We know Mittani ****** up, His presentation was ******* terrible. If it was anyone else saying it this wouldn't be as big a deal. I think most of you are just buttfrustrated


Nothing to do with being Buttfrustrated (I like that phase and shall endeavour to use it more often Big smile)

I guess over the years the Goons have posted some much vile/racist/homophobic crap that people are just giving a little back.

I would of thought that the Goons would be able to take it but it seems not.

Personally I think a lot of goons have done more harm to Mittens then good over the last few days.

I don't hate the goons, in fact I think they are a great addition to Eve and I genuinely enjoy some of the Goons posting, hell I was supporting you guys in the thread against Issler and the goons who posted in that thread for the majority made some very good, well coherent arguments.

Hell I have even supported Mittens for the CSM 7 having even got a like by him.

Unfortunately what has happened in the last few days is that those goons who do genuinely make good, well thought out, coherent posts have been drowned out by the many other pubbie goons who just make you look ridicules moronic apes.

Shame really
Caimeka
Doomheim
#36 - 2012-03-29 10:22:03 UTC
we have a Mantra of never stop posting. They never stopped posting
Starcaller Dredg
Doomheim
#37 - 2012-03-29 10:22:38 UTC
Caimeka wrote:
You hate us because you're Mad at your mother. We represent this maternel oppression.

Surely you can remember it now

You’d be alone in the kitchen, twilight would be dwindling and you would hear the far-off cries of the children playing nearby, and knew you’d be alone in the kitchen ‘cause it was your special treat time, where the jelly would come out just for you

. And your mother would appear at your side, just this vision of — Laura Ashley print dress, smelling of magnolias and biscuits — and put the jelly in front of you, and you would pull your chair in and then the old-fashioned bar of ice cream would come down, the one that had to be cut with a bread knife before the two sides were flanked with wafers.. and you would lift your little spoon up excitedly, to press it in and winkle out that first divot of black jelly, and, and


— AND THEN THE CAGE WOULD COME DOWN… the cage with the japanese fighting spiders inside. And then she would strike a match off her forearm and tell you to go dance in the front room for money.

On this note

There is something about yourself that you don't know.

Something that you will deny even exists until it's too late to do anything about it.

It's the only reason you get up in the morning, the only reason you suffer the ****** boss, the blood, the sweat and the tears. This is because you want people to know how good, attractive, generous, funny, wild and clever you really are.

"Fear or revere me, but please think I'm special."

We share an addiction. We're approval junkies. We're all in it for the slap on the back and the gold watch. The "hip, hip, hoo-*******-rah." Look at the clever boy with the badge, polishing his trophy. Shine on, you crazy diamond.

Cos we're just monkeys wrapped in suits, begging for the approval of others.




No. We're mad at you because your Dear Leader was overjoyed that he could cause someone real pain outside of EVE, and the evidence is in the link in my sig. He wasn't sorry about his actions, he's just sorry that he got swarmed with bad press.

And we're mad at you because goons like you are running smear campaigns and are generally upset only because Mittani is catching massive criticism for his actions.

I will rise To dreams of freedom And avow To return the treason that came under your reign
Caimeka
Doomheim
#38 - 2012-03-29 10:23:54 UTC
Starcaller Dredg wrote:
Caimeka wrote:
You hate us because you're Mad at your mother. We represent this maternel oppression.

Surely you can remember it now

You’d be alone in the kitchen, twilight would be dwindling and you would hear the far-off cries of the children playing nearby, and knew you’d be alone in the kitchen ‘cause it was your special treat time, where the jelly would come out just for you

. And your mother would appear at your side, just this vision of — Laura Ashley print dress, smelling of magnolias and biscuits — and put the jelly in front of you, and you would pull your chair in and then the old-fashioned bar of ice cream would come down, the one that had to be cut with a bread knife before the two sides were flanked with wafers.. and you would lift your little spoon up excitedly, to press it in and winkle out that first divot of black jelly, and, and


— AND THEN THE CAGE WOULD COME DOWN… the cage with the japanese fighting spiders inside. And then she would strike a match off her forearm and tell you to go dance in the front room for money.

On this note

There is something about yourself that you don't know.

Something that you will deny even exists until it's too late to do anything about it.

It's the only reason you get up in the morning, the only reason you suffer the ****** boss, the blood, the sweat and the tears. This is because you want people to know how good, attractive, generous, funny, wild and clever you really are.

"Fear or revere me, but please think I'm special."

We share an addiction. We're approval junkies. We're all in it for the slap on the back and the gold watch. The "hip, hip, hoo-*******-rah." Look at the clever boy with the badge, polishing his trophy. Shine on, you crazy diamond.

Cos we're just monkeys wrapped in suits, begging for the approval of others.




No. We're mad at you because your Dear Leader was overjoyed that he could cause someone real pain outside of EVE, and the evidence is in the link in my sig. He wasn't sorry about his actions, he's just sorry that he got swarmed with bad press.

And we're mad at you because goons like you are running smear campaigns and are generally upset only because Mittani is catching massive criticism for his actions.


You're a bit special. You've posted that twice in this thread.
ACE McFACE
Dirt 'n' Glitter
Local Is Primary
#39 - 2012-03-29 10:25:48 UTC
Here I was thinking this would be a generic 'we are goons, we best poasters' thread, but then it seems japanese fighting spiders make anything interesting

Now, more than ever, we need a dislike button.
Caimeka
Doomheim
#40 - 2012-03-29 10:26:40 UTC
They're specially bred for maximum flavour.