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the WIS, true EVE hero
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Kalach'Cha
Tranquility Tavern
Pandemic Horde
#1 - 2012-03-29 07:11:41 UTC
A lone ice miner from empire forced to face the might of an malevolent and highly influential sky marshal of EVE, a real David and Goliath tale, and he causes him to fall flat on his face with a single evemail, assisted by the mighty goon bloated and encumbersome stupidity.



All hail the WIS, true EVE hero.
RougeOperator
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#2 - 2012-03-29 07:13:32 UTC
Kalach'Cha wrote:
A lone ice miner from empire forced to face the might of an malevolent and highly influential sky marshal of EVE, a real David and Goliath tale, and he causes him to fall flat on his face with a single evemail, assisted by the mighty goon bloated and encumbersome stupidity.



All hail the WIS, true EVE hero.


I laughed, this is a beautiful narrative.


**Space wizards are real, they can make 10058 votes vanish. "and for a moment i hurd 10k goons cry out, then silence" **
Nicolo da'Vicenza
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#3 - 2012-03-29 07:13:56 UTC
the wis - truly an hero
Jake Warbird
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#4 - 2012-03-29 07:15:09 UTC
This would be true but Goliath drunkstumbled on the floor himself. Oh well, this is how legends are made I guess. vOv

Sugar Von MurdererTits : Jake Warbird gets my vote for most intriguing and attractive male character in Eve.
Ninevite
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#5 - 2012-03-29 07:15:16 UTC
Testerxnot Sheepherder
Get Isk or Die Mining
#6 - 2012-03-29 07:16:10 UTC
But will it blend?
Akelorian
FinFleet
Northern Coalition.
#7 - 2012-03-29 07:16:44 UTC
I expect tears to follow, also ibtl
Jake Warbird
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#8 - 2012-03-29 07:18:06 UTC
POASTING IN AN IBTL THREAD HELLO CCP SPITFIRE

Sugar Von MurdererTits : Jake Warbird gets my vote for most intriguing and attractive male character in Eve.
Mistress Lilu
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#9 - 2012-03-29 07:18:55 UTC
It is hillarious.
A single miner is the backbone of a movement that has changed the name Mitanni to Mitardi. A single miner has changed the course of one of the biggest alliances in game. How he has created such turmoil for the ceo of this allaince, where he will be shedding tears everynight for who knows how long.
Those nights are pretty bad, shed those tears, let go of yourself. Every tear you drop will bring you closer to nirvana.
while you are in jita, but a bucket please.
Aiden Andraste
State War Academy
Caldari State
#10 - 2012-03-29 07:20:23 UTC
Nicolo da'Vicenza wrote:
the wis - truly an hero

Wut u did thar~
Davor
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#11 - 2012-03-29 07:21:55 UTC
Nicolo da'Vicenza wrote:
the wis - truly an hero


liked
Baroness Yutani
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#12 - 2012-03-29 07:22:04 UTC
I am the Wiz, in your face i will jiz
Davor
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#13 - 2012-03-29 07:22:12 UTC
Davor wrote:
Nicolo da'Vicenza wrote:
the wis - truly an hero


liked


not empty quoting this
Frying Doom
#14 - 2012-03-29 07:22:25 UTC
All Hail the Mighty Wis, Assassinator of spaceship Kings.

Any spelling, grammatical and punctuation errors are because frankly, I don't care!!
Mr Epeen
It's All About Me
#15 - 2012-03-29 07:23:22 UTC
Practical lesson in The Butterfly Effect. I like it.

Mr Epeen Cool
Davor
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#16 - 2012-03-29 07:26:58 UTC
A guy you hold no grudge against got banned for 30 days.
Because he said something stupid about you out of game, about you in game, while drunk off his ass.
Because you sent him a evemail while under the effects of medication
Because goons killed you in a hilarious manner.
and scammed you.
and killed you again.
Because you were mining your 22 whatevers in a belt.
Because your wife left you.
Because you play too much eve.

EVERY SHIP COUNTS
Pahineh Amelana
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#17 - 2012-03-29 07:28:57 UTC
Mistress Lilu wrote:
It is hillarious.
A single miner is the backbone of a movement that has changed the name Mitanni to Mitardi. A single miner has changed the course of one of the biggest alliances in game. How he has created such turmoil for the ceo of this allaince, where he will be shedding tears everynight for who knows how long.
Those nights are pretty bad, shed those tears, let go of yourself. Every tear you drop will bring you closer to nirvana.
while you are in jita, but a bucket please.



Well.. Miners did say they haven't gotten much attention from CCP in awhile.

What better content type of "patch" to release, than this?
Davor
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#18 - 2012-03-29 07:33:16 UTC
Mistress Lilu wrote:
A blooooooo





No one is calling him "mitardi" except one idiot (guess who that is). It's a horrible pun and you plebs should be able to come up with something better.

It's also hilarious because you all are so hateful about something you're pretending to white knight over, when really you're just making yourselves appear even more idiotic in the process.
Amarr Citizen 20120329
#19 - 2012-03-29 07:36:33 UTC
The Wis is my true hero. I dream of him nightly

Dear Goons: I will sell you this character for 50B ISK. EVE mail me if interested.

Btw, I am the Mittardi, not the Mittani
Davor
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#20 - 2012-03-29 07:39:25 UTC
The Mittardi wrote:
The Wis is my true hero. I dream of him nightly


You lack creativity and intelligence


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