Character Bazaar

FORWARD

Yesterday was my 2 year EVE birthday and I started thinking that I may want to just buy a MOM pilot rather than train for it because waiting is hard and no matter how awesome you are you simply cannot pirate a character away from someone so going legit on this is a reality that is breaking my heart.

Likelihood I will sell - Depends on pricing, which I can only guess will be super generous. I am on the fence about this right now.

http://eveboard.com/pilot/Quaaid


HIGHLIGHTS

Wiped my Memory, Freed Mars, Became a Legend.
My Avatar looks like "Weekend at Bernies"
PVP has happened, and it has been good. No matter how terrible you are it's going to be pretty hard to sink Q's KB post transfer.
Tobacco / Alcohol / Prostitutes / Exotic Dancers in Cargo of Most Remaining Ships. I also have a fart jar in my Pod.


SPECIALTIES

Mim Ships, rule all kinds of ass in: Rifter, Jag, Cane, Vaga, Sleipnir, Mael, Loki
Working on T2 Med Lazors so you can rule all kinds of ass in: Zealot, Legion, Abso


KILL RIGHTS - It was all just one big misunderstanding. or LOL, I didn't see it was blue.

I have some, in process of getting more. This should not be viewed as a negative thing. Just think about it. If someone comes up to you in high sec and starts shooting you for free and you just get to kill them again is that "bad"? Kill Rights should only serve to increase value of a PVP Pilot.


SECURITY STATUS - Hell of the Chained Belt Rats.

I try to keep this only a little bit negative. High sec entry available at this moment but depending on how good this low sec gate is today that could change fast.


CLONES - Sure beats taking a shower.

I am in a garbage clone at this time. I have 2 other clones. One with +3s throughout and a LG Slave Clone with +4 Guns/ Missiles / Mim Guns.


REMAPS - What people really want from the NEX store.

I am speced for Perc/Will with no remap available. Perc/Will covers ships/guns/missiles and that is all you should want out of Q. Anything that is not geared towards shooting things is shameful.


CURRENT SP DISPARITY - I'm terrible at EVE.

I have no idea what I am doing with skills, I just put stuff in the queue that looks/sounds awesome and run with it. I have people to shoot and don't want to look at spreadsheets. Things are all over the place and that's ok. I made due with it and so can you. Also I took lots of time off from EVE that's why I only have 27m SP in 2 years.




I am a unique and special snowflake, so price accordingly. I will likely act immediately on offers that crest 50b + lifetime supply of Narwhal Bacon.

Thanks for the estimate, I thought I would be more than 6b. Might have to wait it out.