Alliance & Corporation Recruitment Center

Hello and welcome! Are you reading this recruitment ad because of a misleading title that made you think you would get a bunch of hot women sent straight to your humble studio apartment that reeks of pizza and Mountain Dew **** for a sexy fun time party?

Then you've come to the right thread, my good looking and intellectually superior friend! Legion of Darkwind (a founding corp of the Order of the Void Alliance) is currently looking for members! Not wanting to risk another lawsuit, we are completely open to all players from any TZ or past background, even including former dirty Goon monkeys (excluding spais and douchebags under the Geneva Concordat or whatever it's called)!

We are currently sporting a group of intrepid and adventurous men with half unbuttoned shirts who come from the US, the UK, New Zealand and the United States of America, all of whom are either a) previous dirty Goon monkeys, b) previous cross-eyed RvB alts, or c) stupid!

If you enjoy missioning, mining, industry, PvP, pretend PvP, fail PvP, fail Mining, light roleplaying in and out of the bedroom, podcasting, writing blogs, wormhole exploration, delusions of grandeur, Planetary Interaction, living on the edge of low sec, ship spinning, doll dressing, unlawfully recording conversations in corp chat, regretful drunken tirades about suicide ganking in Jita, or just kicking rocks, then you are the perfect candidate for Legion of Darkwind!

Apply now for bio-screening (to make sure you aren't one of those Reptilian aliens that's trying to take over the world), and see if you measure up to our impossibly low standards!

Contact our sexy fearless leader Pyrotech03 or me, your darkly mysterious host in-game, or join our recruitment channel (that has since been cleansed of its parasitic infestion!) LOD Recruitment!

Info: Corp wiki information portal for your eyegasmic enjoyment!

Are you tired of always feeling let down and disappointed by that weird amnesia you have the night after your regrettable decision to do that thing you thought would be 'edgy' and 'experimental'? Well join LOD Recruitment in-game to speak with a like-minded representative of Legion of Darkwind about joining a group dedicated to fun, amazing, and sometimes questionable gameplay!

We are currently dedicated to expanding our industry like a fat man's waistline and growing our fail PvP into something less fail and more whale!

We offer a spot for every industrial, PvPer and straight up failure from any and all TZs with absolutely NO skillpoint requirements or timeshare commitments!

We offer, on a sliding scale of cuteness:
*Friendly corp and alliance mates
*Forum, Jabber, TS3, killboard.
*Corp Share program for long term members.
*BPO Access to long term members.

Contact PyroTech03 or Adainy Gwanwyn in-game, or join the LOD Recruitment channel, and begin your life of leaving flaming poop bags on the doorsteps of old neighbors with the cool cats from Legion of Darkwind!

You think you're smart? You think you've got your life figured out? You think you've gotten over those midlife crises you never told your significant other about? Well I think so too, and you know what? That shows just how strongwilled and well-fortified with soul vitamins you are, and that means you obviously have the mental capability to be a part of the illustrious Legion of Darkwind, part of the Order of the Void alliance! Contact Pyrotech03, Adainy Gwanwyn or Darth Skorpius in-game or join the channel 'LoD Recruitment' and prove your mental worth to us, you over qualified epitome of mankind!

You know, I once hatched a baby dinosaur from a chicken egg. Of course, it took all the willpower in the world to be able to do it, but I did. My point is, you great big hunk of awesome, that when you join Legion of Darkwind you gain uncanny and sometimes frightening abilities that mere normal folk can't hardly understand. You become awesome, terribly cool, and everyone will fall in love with you at the same time. So why not join LoD? Talk to me or Pyrotech03 in game, or join the channel "LOD Recruitment" and talk to a recruiting officer. We do a full brain scan to determine your awesome potential, and then proceed with recruitment steps.

But if you're already reading this, then you must be good enough. Now come show us.

You know, I once hatched a baby dinosaur from a chicken egg. Of course, it took all the willpower in the world to be able to do it, but I did. My point is, you great big hunk of awesome, that when you join Legion of Darkwind you gain uncanny and sometimes frightening abilities that mere normal folk can't hardly understand. You become awesome, terribly cool, and everyone will fall in love with you at the same time. So why not join LoD? Talk to me or Pyrotech03 in game, or join the channel "LOD Recruitment" and talk to a recruiting officer. We do a full brain scan to determine your awesome potential, and then proceed with recruitment steps.

But if you're already reading this, then you must be good enough. Now come show us.

Sometimes I imagine there are people out in the world who don't like having fun. Then I realize that that's everyone who isn't in Legion of Darkwind! Then I realize just how ******* SCARY that world must be in, to not hang out with the greatest fun loving group of half assed vagabonds that have ever lived! So Join LOD! We love new blood and are willing to show you just what we've got in store for you!

Now for some actually useful info!

Opportunities include:
*Mining
*Industry
*Missions
*Small gang PvP
*Future low-sec activity(!)

We are completely newbie friendly to a near illegal degree, and do our best not to recruit douchebags (that means you, Paul Christoforo). Alliance level forums and killboard available!

Primarily US TZ (non-strict rule). API check and TeamSpeak3 required.
Join the in-game channel LOD Recruitment or contact one of our recruiters to apply!

There once was a man from Peru, who dreamed he lived - ... You know what, you know the rest of the story. Don't be the man from Peru! Don't be a chump! Join Legion of Darkwind for a full frontal reveal of all the awesome times you could be having in EVE Online but AREN'T. We think people should enjoy the things they play, not hate them because they don't have any friends! So join up and meet the coolest bunch of cats (meow?) in town. We'll show you how to have a good time in EVE, all while maybe furthering your abilities in ship exploding and self-destructing!

Opportunities include:
*Mining
*Industry
*Missions
*Small gang PvP
*Future low-sec activity(!)

We are completely newbie friendly to a near illegal degree, and do our best not to recruit douchebags. Alliance level forums and killboard available!

Primarily US TZ (non-strict rule). API check and TeamSpeak3 required.
Join the in-game channel LOD Recruitment or contact one of our recruiters to apply!

Here at Legion of Darkwind, we always supply the most intimate and exotic situations that your heart desires. Whether it be dirty little whispers or cuddly sweet-nothings, we will give you the attention and affection your snowflake little heart desires.