Jita Park Speakers Corner

Last year I ran, or I thought about running, or I made a post about running somewhere for CSM 6. I dunno, I was drunk a lot during that time and don't remember much stuff I do anyways like what I did last night or why there's a bunch of dried blood on the front of my car.


Anyways, I think the past year has validated a lot of my original points and really shown the importance of the foundations for my CSM campaign; namely, that there aren't any fish tanks in our captain's quarters. I'm sure everyone spends a lot of time in their captains quarters like me and wonders why there isn't a fish tank or where we can take a shower or just use the restroom (I like to pretend I poop off the balcony onto the captains quarters below me which probably belongs to someone without a titan because they're subhuman). I'm pretty sure all three of these issues could be solved with a fish tank, though. Plus, fish tanks could add an exciting new dimension to the game, namely, acquiring and maintaining your fish.

People get caught up in getting new ships and new stuff for their ships, but what about fish? I want to find a Dread Guristas Wrasse, or maybe a Sansha's Modified Clownfish. In wormholes, there could be various mysterious Sleeper fish that were originally sold in the dark, shadowy pet stores of a long dead civilization to tired Sleeper parents and their annoying kids who wouldn't shut the hell up after school and would probably just end up killing their fish in a week anyways. Also, there could be special contraband fish in lowsec which would be nice because those poor folks in lowsec get a pretty raw deal anyways; I've seen local there and that posting is terrible.

I would encourage proper fish acquisition and maintenance by tying various rewards to it like not being shot by Concord ever. I dunno about you guys but I respect a man who can keep a good fish tank and I think the police feel the same way at least I hope that's the case when the police finally catch up to me.

In summary, I think CCP should devote the next couple expansions and iterative development to fish tanks in captains quarters because they're really good at doing stuff in a clean, iterative fashion, and I should probably be on the CSM to oversee it and to smuggle weed into Iceland.

I think we need to redo the EVE soundtrack by region as well.

If you're in America, you get Journey.

If you're in Russia, you get the sounds of an obscenely drunk man cursing incoherently while throwing up and smashing things.

If you're in Italy or Greece, you no longer get a soundtrack due to austerity measures. Germany and France will get extra nice soundtracks, though.

You have me hook, line and sinker as a candidate with a "reel" expertise for tackling all the angles.

Lets just hope its not a fishermans tale eh? But then Goons and fish are alike….they both get into trouble when they open their mouths.

I do hope good things come to those who bait, however.

Serious CSM Platforms here guys:

1. Bring back scamming in the recruitment channel.

2. Remove the German forums.

On one hand I'm excited about the prospect of fish tanks in Mass Effect 3. On the other hand, I'm worried that because it's made by Bioware there'll be a romance option for at least one of the fish.

I'm sorry my posting is not at the level that pubbies like you have come to expect and demand on these excellent forums. Also, I have a theory that the amount of emphatic fonts someone uses in their sig is directly proportional to how big of a tool they are. Care to weigh in?

Get out, fish hater.

Sorry that you were too late because otherwise I would have voted for you.

Do you ummm... You know ummm... Prefer oysters or clams?

Swoon.